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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!moe.ksu.ksu.edu!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cs.indiana.edu!umn.edu!lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu!thomasc
  3. From: thomasc@lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
  4. Subject: Overheard at a Bar
  5. Message-ID: <1992Jul27.045005.23127@news2.cis.umn.edu>
  6. Summary:  Where Do Bad Pick-Up Lines Go When They Die?
  7. Sender: news@news2.cis.umn.edu (Usenet News Administration)
  8. Nntp-Posting-Host: lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu
  9. Organization: Geometry Center, University of Minnesota
  10. Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 04:50:05 GMT
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  14. "As an utilitarian, I feel morally obligated to suggest
  15. that we get together, so as to maximize pleasure."
  16.  
  17. "I'm sorry, but I only sleep with Christians."
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  20. -Thomas C
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