NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #16/NN_1992_16.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/23350

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From: [e-mail] (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: There are no grand pianos in Japan.
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Date: 25 Jul 92 13:04:12 GMT
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                                                  ...or thereabouts.