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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!rphroy!caen!uakari.primate.wisc.edu!ames!news.hawaii.edu!galileo!rigler
  2. From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Minister of Marqaha)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: Homework for Newbies
  5. Summary: KILL ME NOW
  6. Message-ID: <1992Jul23.095230.18860@news.Hawaii.Edu>
  7. Date: 23 Jul 92 09:52:30 GMT
  8. References: <70241@apple.Apple.COM>
  9. Sender: root@news.Hawaii.Edu (News Service)
  10. Organization: Ministry of Marqaha
  11. Lines: 54
  12. Nntp-Posting-Host: galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu
  13.  
  14. The Heinosity writes:
  15.  
  16.  > Some people believe that it is the very pique of bizarreness to
  17.  > crosspost dumb flames to every group under the sun, and "catch" people
  18.  > posting to misc.test.
  19.  
  20. People do *that*?!?  BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!  Oh-ho-ho-ho hee hee ha
  21. <guffaw> <giggle> <chortle> <snigger> <titter> <simper> <grin> <frown>
  22. *Ahem*   That's not funny.  Not funny at all.  I heartily disaprove of
  23. such activity.
  24.  
  25. The Heinsterizer continues:
  26.  
  27.  > How bizarre can you be in 100 words? nj and I need some very short
  28.  > stories to put onto snatches of music that he and Mister X have
  29.  > written. If we like your stories, maybe they'll get set to music, 
  30.  > put on my answering machine, or put on a compilation tape.
  31.  
  32. Oh, nj and I *need* something.  Well, let me just drop the vital 
  33. scientific research I'm doing and cater to your whims.  Hey everybody,
  34. millions must starve but at least nj and bc will have their music 
  35. lyrics.  Always glad to help.  Bread and circuses while Rome burns below.
  36.  
  37. I have several priceless Shao Lin scrolls in my possession.  The
  38. Shao Lin scrolls were always written in ten lines of ten words 
  39. each, and every scroll contains a deadly lesson.  Here, you can 
  40. have my least favorite:
  41.  
  42. +------------------------------------------------------------------+
  43. |                                                                  |
  44. |  Laughing Tiger grew hungry.  He came down from the hills.       |
  45. |                                                                  |
  46. |  The first person he ran across was a fat merchant.              |
  47. |                                                                  |
  48. |  "Don't eat me!"  The merchant shrieked.  "I'll give you money!" | 
  49. |                                                                  |
  50. |  "Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!"  Laughing Tiger gulped him down.              |
  51. |                                                                  |
  52. |  The second person he met was a beggar in rags.                  |
  53. |                                                                  |
  54. |  "Don't eat me!"  The beggar whined.  "I'll brush your coat!"    |
  55. |                                                                  |
  56. |  "Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!"  Laughing Tiger gulped him down.              |
  57. |                                                                  |
  58. |  The third person he found was a Golden Royal Prostitute.        |
  59. |                                                                  |
  60. |  She dropped her robe and scratched his big fluffy ears.         |
  61. |                                                                  |
  62. |  Laughing Tiger purred, and began lapping her all over with      |
  63. |                                                                  |
  64. +------------------------------------------------------------------+
  65.  
  66.  
  67. Rigler                                 
  68.