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- Path: sparky!uunet!portal!cup.portal.com!lordSnooty
- From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: 100 Words
- Message-ID: <62614@cup.portal.com>
- Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 19:21:06 PDT
- Organization: The Portal System (TM)
- Distribution: world
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- He put the watermelon he'd just brought back from the supermarket
- on the kitchen table, and fetched a knife from the drawer. At the
- moment the knife touched the flesh of the fruit, it began to play
- Bach's Fugue in D Minor, with resounding depth and clarity. CLACK
- went the knife on the kitchen floor; his jaw dropped; his thought
- processes went into overdrive. "Some bloody joker", he eventually
- managed to hiss through clenched teeth. As he bent, face grim, to
- pick up the knife, he noticed a small hole at about the middle of
- the watermelon.
-
- It glowed.
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- | poisoned electric head | andrew palfreyman |
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