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- Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 11:12:00 -05
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- From: Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
- Subject: EUREKA!
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- THIS JUST IN:
-
- You know that "Yeah Yeah Yeah" that the Beatles used? Turns out it
- came from the same place as Stephen Foster's "Doo Dah, Doo Dah"!
- Ethnogeologists have determined that the basic atomic profiles are
- identical in resonant synaptic cuneiform!
- "We shall have to rewrite the elemental tenet that once lent shape to
- the collective ideologies indigenous to our vastly putative cultural
- diversities", said Stanford professor Ichabod Finley, shortly before
- being wounded by a sniper's bullet. This ultimately lays bare the
- quivering non-repudiative fundament, at least to MY mind's cyclopean
- optimism, that America and England were once joined together in one
- lewdly-pulsating land mass!
- The implications are staggering (as is Your Humble Narrator)!
- Why, just think! We shall soon tumble to the perplexing mysteries of
- Stonehenge and Ring Around The Collar, I foresee.
- Druids and Klansmen, roommates in the rich cultural pageant recorded in
- the layers of dirt underpinning the swaddling clothes of our great
- respective empires?
- Yes, my fellow beings, science is good and I am a proud American.
- She loves you, doo dah, doo dah. Ha ha ha ha ha.
- (I jest.)
-
- You Want Fries With That?
-
- Felonious J. Cubensis,
- Statesperson-At-Extra-Large
-