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- Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:36:00 EDT
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- From: Dayum Yainkee <LIBJRM@EMUVM1.BITNET>
- Subject: a ditty fer yoo
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- The sincerity meter
- sketched on to his peter
- has become the talk of the town
- And the look in his eyes
- when he gets a rise
- would look better on Bozo the clown
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- Chorus:
- He's been earnest and good
- like a man oughta should
- He's Mr. Sincerity
- (Repeat)
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- He's the cleverest of dicks
- but his roots in the sticks
- keep his brain from working too well
- and his ill-honed wit's
- 'bout as sharp as a tit
- that's been stuffed in a Playtex shell
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- He's been earnest and good
- like a man oughta should
- He's Mr. Sincerity...
- (Repeat and fade)
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- Thank you for your kind attention. Now draw your own damn circle...c?
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- Darling.
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