"We've been quite successful in completing our mission objectives so far. However, this has not come without incident. Our loss of men and planes has already exceeded projections by 200%!! You guys have got to cover each others six out there! The enemy we have been squared off with is a skilled enemy. Remember that! Today already we have had the worst day of the tour...4 downed planes and one pilot dead, one missing."
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MISSION BRIEFING
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"We have planned a spur of the moment mission this morning to take out some SAMs which have been troubling us right from the beginning. These SAMs are manned by enemy more skilled than we ever dreamed, they've got to meet their demise today to further insure our effectiveness in operations. Go in there slow and low. You'll be up against 7 SAM teams that have already proven themselves worth more than their weight in gold to the enemy. Get in there and kick some six!!"
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MISSION OBJECTIVE
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Destroy the seven SAM sites.
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ORDER OF BATTLE
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Force Size : 3.
Aircraft : 2 F/A-18D Hornets, 1 F-14B Tomcat
Recommended weapons : 6 AGM-65 Mavericks, 4 AMRAAMs, 2 Sidewinders and 1 350 gal. fuel pod.
You will be supported by: your wingies
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THREAT DATA
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GROUND THREATS : SAMs.
AIR OPPOSITION : Possible helos.
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Back on the ship...
WOWZERZ!!!
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That SAM I Am, that SAM I Am! I do not like that SAM I Am!!
But do you like Green Eggs and Ham??
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Back on the ship...
You JERKY!!
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This one was so simple you could've done it in your sleep! Well, obviously not..if you are reading this screen! Remember those toothbrushes?? Well, the CAG ordered up a whole case of them and they've got your name all over them. You'd better get busy if you want to make it to tonights briefing!
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TIP:
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Selectively assign some of the targets to your wingie, also assign the helos to your wingie. You've got to pay close attention in trying to find all the SAMs you were ordered to destroy. Don't let the helos distract you from your work, that's what the Tomcat is for. Git back in there and do it again!