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  14. <TD WIDTH=480  VALIGN=TOP><FONT SIZE=7><B>Students' drinking code</B></FONT></TD></TR>
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  18. <STRONG><FONT SIZE=5>The Aberystwyth Student Algorithm</FONT></STRONG><br>
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  20.        repeat<br>
  21. <ul><ul>                begin<br>
  22.                 if daytime then drink alone<br>
  23.                 if nighttime then drink with friends<br>
  24.                 end<br></ul></ul>
  25.         until dead<br>
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  27. <br><em>(Donor: Jonathon Buckel)</em>
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