Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?<P>
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?<P>
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? <P>
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? <P>
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? <P>
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? <P>
How does the guy who drives the snowplough to work in the mornings?<P>
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?<P>
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? <P>
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?<P>
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?<P>
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? <P>
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? <P>
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? <P>
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
cargo?<P>
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? <P>
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? <P>
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? <P>
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? <P>
Why does your nose run and your feet smell? <P>
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?<P>
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? <P>
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?<P>
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? <P>
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?<P>
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? <P>
How can someone "draw a blank"? <P>
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? <P>
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? <P>
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? <P>
What is another word for "thesaurus"? <P>
When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? <P>
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?<P>
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? <P>
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? <P>
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?<P>
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? <P>
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? <P>
Does a fish get cramps after eating? <P>
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? <P>
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? <P>
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? <P>
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? <P>
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? <P>
How do you know it's an ENDLESS LOOP? <P>
<br><em>(Donor:Tim Craig)</em>
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