<FONT SIZE="5">O</FONT>h so subtle - should I choose the baby blue door or the soft pink one? I was wearing a skirt, so I made the obvious choice. As usual, all I wanted to do was wash my hands (you never know what it is that makes the keyboard so sticky). Bizarrely, the mirror is at crotch level above the toilet seat - is this so you don't make the ultimate faux pas of walking out with your skirt tucked up in your knickers? Not that anyone would notice in this mausoleum, anyway.
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Superior air conditioning and high ceilings dispel any individual's more suspect pongs. The discreet waft of Aramis and Brut lingers by the door, but it was a hot day and close up even these chaps couldn't disguise the excited pheromone smell exuded once they hit upon <A HREF="tits.htm">http://www.tits.sport.com</A>.
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Second choice: the round one by the window, without a computer on it. First choice: outside, where there are no nerds and a good view of the bottoms of the builders working on the other side of the square.
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Among all this technology, there's not a public phone in sight! Is this because they know it is far easier and cheaper to call someone up than send them an e-mail in one of these ghastly places?
