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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
My reality check just bounced.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Hello, I am part number │║║│║│█│║│║││
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forogt..
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
Don't eat yellow snow!
Resistence is useless!!(if less than 1 ohm).
Once I thought I was wrong - but I was mistaken
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
A 100% right of return both ways.
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
Your reality check just bounced.
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
"Who is #1?" "You are, #6."
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!
SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else!
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.x!
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS! Try today's OS/2!
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Have you crashed your Windows today?
He who laughs last uses OS/2.
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
OS/2 2.x: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
OS/2: Logic, not magic.
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2: Your brain. Windows: Your brain on drugs.
See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2.
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Get OS/2 2.x - the best Windows tip around!
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers!
When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2
Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Fuctionally Challenged"
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows: A View to be Killed.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Windows: The Gates of hell.
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
You're throwing it all out the Windows!
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
OS/2 means...CURTAINS for Windows!
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
Win3.1? For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2.