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- I can't remember whose idea it was: mine or Maria's, but I do
- remember how it started. Paul was over and we were talking about the
- rock scene in Seattle, where his brother lives and plays guitar.
- "Yeah," said Paul, "remember how you said you liked 'Hunger
- Strike'?" Well that's only like the third best song on the cd. The
- others are really hard. You like Soundgarden?"
- I nodded.
- "Well, you know, all those people used to be in bands with this
- guy Andy Woods."
- "The one who died?"
- "Yeah, od'd. Well, my brother knew him pretty well and he said
- that Andy was the best out of them all. A born entertainer--"
- "Just like Fanny Brice."
- "Only with a smaller nose, but yeah. And he says Pearljam are
- pretty much these spoiled rich kids who decided to make a band. They
- were all in other bands before out there. Mudhoney, Mother Love Bone,
- Green River."
- "Green River. Hey, I heard that Nirv--"
- "Yeah, Nirvana copped their style from Green River. And my
- brother says Andy Woods had this girlfriend, they all called her
- Stargazer. She's got a real 'Stargazer' name, too. I think it's
- something like Xana la Fuente.
- "Hee."
- "My brother says she was really pushing Andy to be a star, kept
- him in a closet. Finally, he got addicted to heroin and od'd. It's
- weird, with Nirvana making it so big--they're like the worst outta them
- all."
- "I like Pearljam."
- "Yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever."
- "Hey, next time you're over, bring the Temple of the Dog cd. And
- the Soundgarden one."
- "Okay. I think the better songs than 'Hunger Strike' are 'Times
- of Trouble', and 'Call me a Dog'."
- "Yeah, then call me a cab."
- One of the singers, can't remember if it was Chris Cornell or
- Eddie Vetter, is from San Diego..."
- Maria was spreading some neufchatel cheese onto a wheat thin.
- "Ri-ich." She was doing the whining thing again. She sat down
- and started rubbing a foot along my right calf.
- "What's with her," said Paul.
- "She's jonesing."
- "Jonesing?" said Paul.
- "You know. Like 'Basketball Jones'"
- I held my hand next to my mouth and said (sotto voice) "for cunt"
- Jonesing.
- "Heh. Poor baby."
- "It's. Not. Funny." she said, pouty.
- "No, you're right. It's not. In fa--"
- Maria said, "What's Pam up to these days, Paul..."
- "Hey you," shot back Paul, "you know we don't go for any funny
- business." Paul called anything 'leather' or 'same-sex' 'funny
- business'.
- "Yeah yeah yeah, whatever whatever."
- "Hey Rich," said Maria, "do you still see that Beth person you met
- at Border's?"
- "Time to time, but we don't run in the same circles you know. I
- see her downtown every now and again. You interested? I'm sure I
- could--"
- "Wait, but here's the thing..."
-
- So about a week later we were outside Border's bookstore(17th &
- Walnut here in Philly).
- Maria pulled on my arm and said, "Rich, I don't know if I can do
- this. I'm all nervy."
- "Nervy."
- "Got any pot?"
- "No, but you do."
- "Huh?"
- "I dropped a joint into your bag before we left."
- "You." We walked around the corner and found an underground
- parking lot and smoked the joint.
- "Much better."
- "Ready?"
- She nodded. And then we were upstairs, Maria wearing a flowery
- skirt and a tie-dyed t-shirt and tiny handcuff earrings. I was in jeans
- and a jean-jacket. I also had this teal handkerchief stuffed halfway
- into a pocket. I wasn't *with* Maria, just watching, leafing through an
- oversized, rather conspicuous book of Mapplethorpe photos over by the
- espresso bar. Maria was in the gay/lesbian/s&m section, sitting on a
- bench, riffling through a copy of "Doc and Fluff". Every other minute
- or so she would stretch her t-shirt down tight and smooth it under her.
- After maybe twenty minutes or so, over walked these two women
- towards Maria. She told me later that this is what was said:
- "Well, hey there, sweet thing. That's a dirty book, you know."
- "I'll live. It's too late for me, anyhow."
- "Too late?"
- "To be corrupted."
- "Thought that's what you meant. Hi. I'm Beth. This is Tina."
- "Maria. Hi."
- "Nice shirt." She reached down and brushed the back of her hand
- against Maria's right nipple. Maria gasped, lowered her eyes.
- "That just from reading?"
- "I'm very sensitive to words. More than anything else, I guess.
- Those Vuarnets? Nice."
- "Yup."
- She talk?" asked Maria, about Tina, who was wearing a slim leather
- collar with a single d-ring around it. Perversely demure.
- "She does," said Beth. "Today's not a day for talking. Wow, what
- gorgeous hands. Check these out, Tina."
- "Thanks. But ugh."
- "Ugh?"
- "I'm a musician. I would kill for longer fingers."
- "Hey, are you stoned?"
- "Buzzed. Just a little. I really like those sunglasses."
- "Thanks. I don't know why I pay as much for them as I do,
- though."
- "Feel." Maria took Beth's hand and pulled it into the top of her
- t-shirt.
- "Oh my. That has to hurt."
- Maria bit her lip and nodded.
- "Well, this is pretty random, but what the heck. It's Tina's
- birthday. Follow us."
- I saw Maria get up, check her watch and follow the other two into
- one of the large unisex bathrooms. I glanced down at my own watch.
- 3:15.
- I walked over to the rest room and found a chair and started
- leafing through a Fodor's Travel guide(I think it was to the
- hinterlands, but I'm not certain.)
- 3:30. I got up and checked myself. I was looking extremely
- denim. Should have pierced an ear, but nah... I opened the door to
- their bathroom and walked in and locked the door behind me.
- "Shut the door!"
- I did, and after about 5 or ten seconds it started. Laughter-this
- odd sort of laughter. Nervous, but also ver real. First Maria, on the
- floor, sitting on her heels, covered her mouth with her hand and began
- to laugh. Then my friend Beth, a very cool dyke whom I'd met last year
- in the same bookstore. I saw that she recognized me but she wasn't
- spilling any beans. Even her spooky, quiet friend Tina started also.
- Both women were naked from the waist down and leaning back against the
- wall by the sink. There was a pair of latex gloves sitting on some
- crumpled bluejeans.
- "L-look, I just wanted to piss. I'll just use the--"
- "No," said Beth, "you're here, pee. Fag."
- She didn't know that Maria and I knew each other, but she knew
- that she could use me to make whatever impression on Tina that she
- liked. I turned away from them, unzipped, and thought about Brief's
- macro language. Soon, I peed. I could hear Maria resume behind me.
- "Mmmm," said Beth. "You *like* that..."
- "Mmm-hmmm."
- I flushed and started to zip.
- "Oooh, don't zip up," said Beth.
- "Huh?"
- "I never get to see any cocks anymore, except on videos. Leave it
- out. Don't worry. I don't bite."
- Maria turned and looked at me briefly, but soon a hand turned her
- head back.
- "Sit down. Relax. Can you get it hard?"
- "Can you deepen your voice?"
- "Ha. Just try." I'd already masturbated a couple times before we
- headed out, just to be safe.
- "Oooh, doll, put on the gloves." Beth put her hand behind Tina's
- neck and pulled her over for an intense kiss. Maria had both gloves on
- and had spit in her hands and was working it into the gloves. She put
- two dental dams she'd been using down on the pile with the jeans.
- "Saliva," said Beth. "Ugh. If I'da known that this--"
- Tina looked over at her and mouthed "It's okay." Maria stood up
- and both Tina and Beth spit in her open palm. Then she sat back on her
- ankles and worked that in.
- Beth looked over at me. "Still nothing? Soon." Brief's macro
- language was becoming way too sensual. Thought about switching to Perl
- but then I realized I didn't want to destroy my libido permanently.
- "Ooh, nice." I looked up. Beth and Tina were squatting slightly,
- somehow staying up against the wall. Maria had very quickly worked in
- her first eight fingers and was up to that area of skin between the
- thumb and forefinger. Beth and Tina each had a finger against the
- other's clit, idle. Then Maria tucked her thumbs and quickly only her
- slender, pale wrists were visible. Beth and Tina gasped, and I could
- tell by the movements of the muscles in Maria's forearms that her hands
- had formed fists.
- "Mmmm, I can feel your cervix against the back of my fingers. I
- love that."
- "Oh fuck. Hey, check out the fag. Oooh, nice. Jerk it off."
- So I complied as Maria started to fuck them both in earnest,
- completely removing her hands and then repenetrating and reforming the
- fists. Tina, the "quiet one", was now rather vocal, and Beth had to
- cover her mouth with her own hand. Beth would switch from watching me
- to half-closing her eyes and squatting lower.
- "Oh, oh, oh, fuck fuck fucka fucka." I could tell what Maria was
- thinking, how she'd "better get as much as she could, feed her jones
- until it threatened to go bulimic", because who knew when she'd be part
- of a tableau like *this* again? And so she moved, rocking her small
- tight fists, hitting every wall, covering as much cervix as she could,
- orbiting from her wrists, stretching, stretching. With Beth's hands
- over both her own and Tina's mouths they both came. Again. And slid
- down the wall until they collapsed in a heap by their clothes.
- "Jesus, girl, who taught you to do a thing like that?"
- Tina tried to put together a sentence, but all that was audible
- was 'put her away'."
- Beth laughed. "Tina's right. They oughta put you away. Lock you
- up." She looked over at me. "Whassamatta, gayboy? Too pink for you?"
- Tina whispered something to Beth, who said, "Right fist, wrong whole?"
- Everyone laughed. "A shame to waste such a thing." Tina whispered some
- more. "Tina's never seen a man come, except in movies. You do not want
- to disappoint--"
- Maria peeled off the gloves, jumped up and kneeled in front of me.
- She looked up and I pulled a condom out of my shirt pocket and handed it
- to her. She spit in her hand, smeared it over my cock, unrolled the
- condom and started sucking, alternating her mouth with her saliva
- covered hand stroking and moving over the head. She knew this was the
- quickest way with me. Tina and Beth had pulled on the rest of their
- clothes, and Tina's left hand was hidden to the wrist in her jeans.
- "Ooh, when he's ready," said Beth, "just use your hand."
- "And take off the rubber," said Tina, surprising us.
- "Ok," I said, a bit early.
- "False alarm." But after about another minute or so of Maria's
- hand, things started to happen. Tina moved in right beside Maria and
- she squealed when my balls tightened. Maria held a small wad of paper
- towels a few inches over the head and soon I groaned and came, my
- fingers clenched around the toilet seat.
- "Oooh," said Tina. "If I were a guy, I don't think I'd ever leave
- the house."
- "Sheesh," said Beth, your whole house would be stucco."
- "Ewwww."
- As we all collected ourselves, I noticed that Tina had the
- Pearljam cd in her bag.
- "You like Pearljam...?"
- We raised more than a few eyebrows as we exited en masse.
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