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- Spies
- - Bing Gordon
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- PARTNER, the sun is like a shiny new ruble this morning.
- Ten mornings like this would buy a pair of blue jeans.
- You really think it's going to rain?
- No, let's play for a dollar a hole.
- Just because I read literature doesn't mean I'm an Idiot.
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- PARTNER, the snows are deep in Stalingrad.
- The ploughs run deep in St. Petersburg.
- Don't you lose a lot of golf balls?
- I tried snowboarding once, and it really hurt my putting.
- Do you put skis on your golf carts?
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- PARTNER, you are ordered to return at once to the motherland.
- It is my duty, Comrade PARTNER.
- You mean, walk off the course now?
- I'd love to go visit the old courses in Scotland.
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- I have hidden the blueprints for this new weapon inside your golfing bag.
- Comrade PARTNER, we shall call this new driver the Big Babushka.
- Wait! The fairway has ears!
- I must consult my superior after this shot.
- Hey, buy your own golf balls!