KING ELDOR'S MORONS Many who have visited the lands of Ultizurk I and II have commented on the incredible stupidity of the monsters who live there. It has been observed on Arcturus that the monsters seem to move randomly, without minds. END They will merely flit from side to side, not really going anywhere, and never do they even leave the adventurer's range of view! As for the monsters of King Eldors' land.... END ...well! They don't even move at all, other than to wiggle in place now and then. One almost gets the impression that they were put there solely as a way for some demented adventurer to gain LEVELS or something! END Of course, here in the under-land things are different. Everyone knows the monsters were here long before humans settled in. The monsters here are far more powerful than those others. The move with intelligence and purpose. END And many a fighter will testify that you can't simply knock of THESE monsters too easily! Knock off, that is. END --Jake Strongarm, Master-at-Arms FINISH
