INTRO You see a tall woman running around the inn doing chores. "Howdy! Welcome to theGreen Grox Inn, where we serve the BEST! Come to the counter!" NAME "Molly's the name, sir! 'Tis a pleasure. Care to stay and CHAT awhile, my SISTERS and I art known fer gossip!" JOB "I run the inn and pub. My job is to serve FOOD to the customers, as well as provide a place to SLEEP. Of course, I like to CHAT, too!" BYE "My pleasure! Please patronize us again sometime! Fare thee well!" "Sorry, I know little about that." NO "Ah, perhaps thee wish to CHAT! I love to talk with visitors!" YES "Dost thous need FOOD, SLEEP, or just wish to CHAT?" SLEEP "A bargain at only 5gp a night! Sweet dreams." She shows you to your room. FOOD "We hath BANBAN fruit, GRAPES, MUTTON, FISH, BREAD, FOWL, OATMEAL, APPLES, CHEESE and RICE. Which wouldst thou like today?" BANBAN "'Tis most fresh!" GRAPES "Plump and juicy!" MUTTON "Carved only this morning!" FISH "A fresh catch!" BREAD "I bake it myself, I do!" FOWL "Excellent duck, caught only a few hours ago. Very fresh." OATMEAL "A good choice. It art very nutritious." APPLES "Big, ripe and red! We import them from topside, you know!" CHEESE "Cheddar is what we make here. It's delicious!" RICE "Pre-cooked and ready to eat, a very nutritious snack." FAKEOUT FAKEOUT? BEST "Alright. I'll admit my SISTERS art a bit better. But just a bit, mind ye lad! After all, we gots the only level in the dungeon with TWO inns and pubs." TWO "Makes fer a bit o' rivalry, but we still git along right well." SISTERS "Don't knows if ye met them yit. KATY and ELSI they art!" KATY "A fine girl, and wonderful sister, she runs the BRIDGEway Inn & Pub. It's over on the west side of the ground level here. Y'aughter visit." ELSI She sighs. "She's just like Katy! Both good cooks, but could be better at BUSINESS. She's up on level two, at the SUNRAY pub." BUSINESS "They both 'ave a way of selling things even as they name th' price! 1gp fer food, 5gp fer lodging. Ah, well. Guess we shouldn't complain. Good prices." BRIDGE "That's Katy's place. Nice pub. Soft beds of fine satin. Of course, we gots the same here!" She laughs. How 'bout try our ALE!" ALE "Here ye be." She hands you a foaming mug which you drink. It is very refreshing. SUNRAY "Elsi's pub. Good stuff, but can't top our mead! Here, try one!" She hands you a foaming cup of mead. "Try some fine WINE!" WINE "Well, now, I guess a fellow needs to relax now and then! Here ye be!" She handsyou a cup. It is deep rouge and delicious. Try some WHITE!" WHITE "Yer lookin' a might sleepy!" You drink the white wine, and promptly fall asleepat the counter. "Off to bed with ye, then!" Molly plops you into a nearby bed. CHAT "Maybe ye met my SISTERS."
