OK! The joke maybe wearing a little¢thin but I have nothing else to put¢in TGR!¢Some people may find these offensive so¢press ESC if you're the sort who finds¢the language in 'Prisoner' a little ¢strong.¢*¢More Top 810 Tips¢-----------------¢¢1. If you are ever planning on taking a¢ long cruise then don't forget to¢ take your 810 with you. Then if the¢ ship sinks you and your family would¢ be able to float to safety on the¢ back of your faithful 810.¢¢2. If you somehow manage to get your¢ 810 disk drive through customs then¢ why not hide a cache of hard drugs¢ inside it? You'll probably kill a¢ few people but who cares? You'll be¢ rich!¢¢3. When walking down a busy street why¢ not hold your 810 against your ear¢ whilst talking incoherently? Just¢ watch as people stare at you in¢ admiration, thinking you own a new¢ fangled mobile 'phone.¢4. Are you sick of getting your ass¢ kicked because of your dimunitive¢ size? Next time you plan to go out¢ walking take along your 810 and if¢ you see a gang of youths walking¢ your way simply place your 810 on¢ the floor and stand on it. Watch on¢ in amusement as the yobs walk on¢ trying desperately not to make eye¢ contact with you.¢¢5. Do you find it hard getting a female¢ friend? Next time you decide to go¢ clubbing it simply insert your 810¢ into your jockstrap. You'll have to¢ beat the chicks off with a brush I'm¢ telling you!¢¢John E. (TEBSF)¢
