Top Ten 810 Tips (part II)¢--------------------------¢¢6)Fit a Winchester fan to your 810;¢ just for fun. (AURA joke)¢¢7)Draped with a pretty table cloth,¢ your 810 could easily seat a family¢ of four for an intimate and informal¢ meal.¢¢8)Why not conceal a small clock inside¢ your 810 disk drive, wrap it in brown¢ paper and then post it to a nervous¢ friend. Just think of all the laughs¢ you will have when your 'friend'¢ soils his trousers and faints,¢ mistaking it for a letter bomb.¢ (Because this joke is a bit sick only¢ do it on April Fools Day! Or to¢ somebody you don't like)¢*¢9)If you are a little skint around¢ Christmas then why not wrap your 810¢ in baking foil and then stick lots of¢ toilet rolls, washing-up bottles, etc¢ on it and then give it a young¢ relative for a present. Tell him it's¢ a space station or a teenage mutant¢ ninja phonebox, you'll be quids in.¢ (Details for building this terrific¢ gift can be obtained by sending a SAE¢ to TGR)¢¢10)Okay if you are really desperate¢ (like I am for tips) then why not¢ use your 810 disk drive as a disk¢ drive. (Although you can't use it¢ for enhanced density and you can't¢ load TGR). [I must say the latter is¢ probably a plus though]¢¢Alias Maximus¢
