¢WHY OH WHY OH WHY!¢by Stuart J. Murray, NOSAUG.¢¢¢1. Why does your computer monitor gather so much grime and dust that after a few days you have to use a shovel to get through it?¢¢2. Why does your collection of software boxes need an ever-expanding army of shelves which eventually occupy the whole room?¢¢3. Why can you never find an instruction manual when you need it?¢¢4. Why is it that a drawer full of computer cassettes is so heavy that the drawer cracks and crushes the one underneath?¢¢5. Why is there never enough space to place a disk or a piece of paper on your computer desk?¢¢6. Why are Atari Corp. executives so stupid?¢¢7. Why was Ultima 5 not released on the Atari 8-bit?¢¢8. Why can't I stop playing that game of all games, Kick Off 2?¢¢9. Why do you always run out of paper just before completing an important document?¢¢10. Why am I writing all these silly "whys" at 6:21 a.m. when I could have been sleeping? Hmm... That sounds good to me...¢¢ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........¢¢¢¢P.W. (post-why) Why is it that just as you go to bed you have a brainstrom of an idea for a new article or program! Why oh why oh why!?¢
