2¢[LK10 The shoehorn is about three feet long - even too big for your duckboats. It looks like it was made for the Giant Shlurrs of Orrin Seven.¢Iggy: The huge shoehorn must have been quite fashionable at one time, with silver filigree and brass tips. Now, of course, it's covered in toe jam and fermented carrots.¢2¢Iggy: The trash wall is four stories high and weighs 9 million tons. Whatever ill-advised plan is fermenting in that sordid little brain of yours had best not include me.¢Iggy: Let's see. Metallic compounds 40 percent, organic matter 36 percent, dirty magazines 9 percent, assorted castoffs and some lovely mildewed guacamole.¢3¢Iggy: That smog is nasty. Nitrogen 40%, carbon dioxide 35%, oxygen 10%, sulpheric compounds 9%, various hydrocarbons, trace methane. I told you not to smoke those cheap cigars! Now look what they've done to your growth!¢Iggy: The smog is a rather striking shade of ochre. It smells like rotting cabbage and it's slowly eating the lining out of your esophagus. Can I have your monogrammed toothbrush when you go?¢Iggy: Stop looking at the smog and get us out of it! It's peeling my finish. If we don't get off this planet soon we're both pot scrubbers.¢əəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəə
