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  2.  
  3. {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*} {CBM-@}{CBM-P}{CBM-I}
  4. {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*} {CBM-V}      {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}
  5. {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*} {CBM-M} {CBM-D}{CBM-U}     {CBM-P}{CBM-P}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{CBM-P}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}
  6. {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{CBM-L} {CBM-C}rusty {CBM-M}{CBM-G}he {CBM-G}lown {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}
  7. {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{CBM-F}        {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{CBM-Y}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}
  8.         {CBM-T}{CBM-Y}{CBM-U}    {SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}
  9.   {CBM-M}{CBM-M}
  10.   {CBM-M}{CBM-M}
  11.    {CBM-M}es Boys & Girls It's The Time
  12.   {CBM-Y}{CBM-M} Again. Our Favorite Clown Has
  13.      Once Again Taken Time Off His
  14. Very Busy Schedule To Speak To Us. So
  15. Please Stand And Give Our Lovable
  16. Clown A Nice "We Love You" Welcome!.
  17.  
  18.  
  19. Crusty: Hey Kids How The Fuck Are
  20.         Yeah!. You Guys Loved Me So
  21. Much, And The Mail Just Came In So
  22. Fast That I Had To Make Another
  23. Appearance. So Lets Cut The Cheese
  24. And Get Right Down To Business.
  25.  
  26. Our First Letter..
  27.  
  28. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  29.   Dear Barney:                        
  30.                I Am A Big Fan Of      
  31.  Yours, Can I Have Your Autograph!.   
  32.                                       
  33.            Yours Truly: Cold Fusion   
  34. {CBM-F}                                    {CBM-D}
  35. {CBM-P}
  36. {CBM-H}rusty: How The Fuck Did That Get
  37. {CBM-Y}       In There!.. Ack!.. Barney?!.
  38.  
  39.         I Love You, You Love Me, Lets
  40.         Hang Barney From A Tree!
  41.  
  42.  
  43. Next!....
  44.  
  45. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  46.  Dear Crusty:                         
  47.               My Wife Cut My Dick     
  48.  Off. She Was UnHappy With Our Sex    
  49.  Life So She Figured That If She Cut  
  50.  My Dick Off, It Would Grow Back      
  51.  Thicker And Longer, Just Like Hair.. 
  52.  It Hasn't Worked!.. Can You Help Me? 
  53.                                       
  54.          Yours Truly: Turnip          
  55. {CBM-F}                                    {CBM-D}
  56. {CBM-P}
  57. {CBM-H}rusty: Well Wes, Their Isn't Much
  58. {CBM-Y}       I Can Say.. Once Its Gone Its
  59. Gone!.. Just Ask Golden Unicorn.. Hm.
  60. However I Do Believe Their Is A
  61. Mixture Of Mud And Dog Shit That You
  62. Can Rub On Your Skin. Apparently This
  63. Works. Keep In Touch!..
  64.  
  65. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  66.  Dear Crusty:                         
  67.               I've Started To Call    
  68.  The Toronto Scene. I Am An Elite     
  69.  USA Dude Who Is Part Of     PSI And  
  70.  A Very Important Part Of The Fixing  
  71.  Scene Here In The States. For Some   
  72.  Reason However, I'm Not Very Well    
  73.  Liked Here. People Like Natas, And   
  74.  A Few Others Say Mean Things To Me.  
  75.  Please Crusty, Make Them Stop!       
  76. {CBM-F}              Love: WL/Psi          {CBM-D}
  77. {CBM-P}
  78. {CBM-H}rusty: Well Dude Their Isn't Much I
  79. {CBM-Y}       Can Do. Maybe You Should
  80. Release A Ton Of Wares Under The PSI
  81. Label And Maybe That Will Bring Some
  82. Respect To Your Name.. Just A Thought!
  83.  
  84. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  85.  Dear Crust:                          
  86.              I Was Recently At The    
  87.  Local Hospital When I Found Myself   
  88.  In The Basement Where All The Dead   
  89.  Bodies Were Kept. I Saw This Really  
  90.  Hot Chick (She Was A Little Blue &   
  91.  Grey) That Turned Me On.. So I Made  
  92.  Sure No One Was Around And I Jumped  
  93.  Her... It Was Awesome Sex!. She Was  
  94.  A Little Cold, But Thats Ok!. I Went 
  95.  Back The Following Day So That We    
  96.  Could Continue, But I Found Out She  
  97.  Had Been Taken Away And Cremated.    
  98.  Is There Anyway I Could Find The     
  99.  Ashes, And Clue Them Together Again? 
  100.  I'm Telling You She Was HOT!...      
  101.                                       
  102.     Your Sysop In Love:               
  103.                         Styx!         
  104. {CBM-F}                                    {CBM-D}
  105. {CBM-P}
  106. {CBM-H}rusty: Your SICK!. Really Sick!....
  107. {CBM-Y}       Get Out Of My Face!.. I Think
  108.         I'm Going To Puke!..
  109.  
  110.  
  111. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  112.  Dear Lamer:  Get A Real Job!         
  113.                     {CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}              
  114.         Your Buddy: Ugie!             
  115. {CBM-F}                                    {CBM-D}
  116. {CBM-P}
  117. {CBM-H}rusty: Shut Up You Green Faced
  118. {CBM-Y}       Liver Lover.. I'll Meet You
  119.         For A Beer After Work!.
  120.  
  121. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  122.  Dear Crusty:                         
  123.               Why Am I Made Fun Of?!  
  124.  I'm An Elite Older User.. I Was Once 
  125.  The Ever Popular Elder. Now I'm      
  126.  Treated Like A Lamer. Why?!..        
  127.                      Zumbaya          
  128. {CBM-F} In The Hills!.                     {CBM-D}
  129. {CBM-P}
  130. {CBM-H}rusty: Please!..
  131. {CBM-Y}
  132. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  133.  Dear Crusty:                         
  134.              Please Come Work For My  
  135.  Mag!.. I Know We Couldn't Work Out   
  136.  A Contract, But I'm Sure You'll Work 
  137.  For Free. Your So Cool!. Just Your   
  138.  Name  Would Make The Mag Even More   
  139.  Popular.  Please Crusty, I Model My  
  140.  Life Around Everything You Say And   
  141.  Do.. I Truly Love You!.              
  142.                           Yours:      
  143. {CBM-F}              Editor Of Another Mag {CBM-D}
  144. {CBM-P}
  145. {CBM-H}rusty: Hm.. Work For Free?!.. You
  146. {CBM-Y}       Really Like Me?!.. You Model
  147.         Your Life Around Me?!.. Wow!
  148. Thats Really.. Hm.. Really.. SAD!..
  149. Get A Life!. I:
  150.  
  151. 1- Never Work For Free
  152. 2- Live A Screwed Up Life
  153. 3- Drink Too Much
  154. 4- Am CooL!
  155.  
  156.  
  157. Next Letter....
  158.  
  159. {CBM-V}                                    {CBM-C}
  160.  Dear Crusty:                         
  161.               I wrote to you last     
  162.  issue and i was a little offened by  
  163.  your responce.  I am now asking for  
  164.  you to help me with another problem. 
  165.  I recently placed an ad in my local  
  166.  newspaper looking for a relationship 
  167.  and the responce has been great!..   
  168.  However I never met the right person 
  169.  they all were not my type. I was     
  170.  wondering if you could set me up with
  171.  someone who is smart, and shares the 
  172.  same interests as me.                
  173.                        Your Bud       
  174.                          Asmodeus     
  175. {CBM-F}                        {CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}    {CBM-D}
  176. {CBM-@}
  177. {CBM-H}rusty: I Was Thinking About This
  178. {CBM-T}       For A Couple Of Days And I
  179. Must Say That I Came Up With The
  180. Right Person For You.. Their Is Name
  181. Chris... They Share A Lot Of The Same
  182. Interest As You.. I'll Get In Touch
  183. With You On How You Can Reach Them!
  184.  
  185.  
  186.  
  187. Enough For This Issue, You People
  188. Depress Me!.. Go Bug  Ugie
  189. I'm Sick Of This Bullshit!.
  190.  
  191. Until Next Time Remember:
  192.  
  193. " Don't Jump A Stiff,
  194.   Don't Think I Work For Free,
  195.   And Dicks Don't Grow Back!"
  196.  
  197. Crusty Outta Here!{CBM--}
  198.   {CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}{CBM-P}
  199.     {CBM-C}{CBM-Y}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{CBM-Y}{CBM-V}              {CBM-C}{CBM-Y}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{CBM-Y}{CBM-V}
  200.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}  {CBM-M}{CBM-M}              {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  201.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}  {CBM-M}{CBM-M}              {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  202.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}   {CBM-M}nderGround    {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  203.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}                  {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  204.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}      {CBM-M}{CBM-M}          {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  205.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}     {CBM-M}{CBM-M}{CBM-M}          {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  206.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}     {CBM-M} {CBM-M}ews       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  207.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}                  {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  208.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}    {CBM-M}{CBM-M}     {CBM-M}      {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  209.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}     {CBM-M}    {CBM-M}{CBM-M}      {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  210.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}    {CBM-M}{CBM-M}all  {CBM-M}f     {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  211.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}      {CBM-Y}{CBM-Y}          {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  212.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}       {CBM-O}          {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  213.       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}       {CBM-Y}ame       {SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}
  214.     {CBM-D}{CBM-P}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{CBM-P}{CBM-F}              {CBM-D}{CBM-P}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}{CBM-P}{CBM-F}
  215.     {CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@} 
  216.      {CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}  
  217.       {CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}   
  218.        {CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}    
  219.         {CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}     
  220.    {CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}{CBM-@}
  221.  
  222.    The Underground News Hall Of Fame
  223.   Was  Created To Honor The Commodore
  224.  64 Greats Who Made  A  Difference  In
  225. In Their Time. A Difference Which Would
  226.  Always  Been Remembered.  All Hall Of
  227.   Fame Inductees Have Reached A Level
  228.    Of  Excellence  Which  Has  Been
  229.     Matched By Few. We Honor Those
  230.         Who Made A Difference.
  231.  
  232. Press!{CBM--}
  233.  
  234.          Present Hall Of Famers
  235.          {CBM-U}{CBM-Y}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-Y}{CBM-U}
  236.            {CBM-D}{CBM-R}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{CBM-R}{CBM-F}
  237.            {CBM-Q}{CBM-V}              {CBM-C}{CBM-W}
  238.            {SHIFT--} Ultra Lord/Tgi {SHIFT--}
  239.            {CBM-Q}{CBM-F}              {CBM-D}{CBM-W}
  240.            {CBM-C}{CBM-E}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{SHIFT-*}{CBM-E}{CBM-V}
  241.  
  242.   This Issue We Would Like To Add
  243.      Another Name To That List.
  244.  
  245.   Issue #22 Inductee Is A Canadian
  246.  User Who Produced A Program Which
  247.  Changed Bbsing Here In Canada For
  248.  The Following 3-5 Years. Owner Of
  249.  Darkstar Enterprises, He Produced
  250.  A List Of Bbs Programs Including
  251.  Such Programs As Darkstar 3.1 And
  252.  Darkstar'88. These Programs Would
  253.  Produce A Whole Different World Of
  254.  Users. With A Term Program Designed
  255.  To Go With This Bbs Program The
  256.  World Of Darkstar Soon Became The
  257.  Leading Force In Canadian Bbsing
  258.  In The Mid 80's.
  259.  
  260.   Some People Would Have Other Words
  261.  To Describe His Charector, But His
  262.  Contribution To The Scene Can Not
  263.  Be Questioned.
  264.  
  265. This Months Inductee: Alan Peters
  266.  
  267. Press!{CBM--}
  268.             {SHIFT-*} Hall Of Fame {SHIFT-*}
  269.  
  270.   In The Future, The Underground News
  271.   Staff Will Release A List Of Names
  272.   Which You The User Will Get A Chance
  273.   To Vote On. Out Of The 4-5 Names On
  274.   The List, Only 2 Will Be Voted In.
  275.  
  276.   Look For The Hall Of Fame Possible
  277.   Inductions List Soon!.
  278.  
  279. Underground Staff.
  280. {CBM-+}
  281.