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- Caution! This story IS fiction. Also, adjectives to
- this story are as sand is to a beach. You have been warned.
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- Monday. Bleagh!
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- I'm sitting here in front of my PC remembering Saturday.
- Sort of a usual Saturday with a bit of a twist. At 8:30 Heather
- got up out of bed (I can't understand people who can get up early
- on a Saturday!) and started pottering about in the kitchen. I
- closed my eyes with a view to another hour or two's kip when I
- heard Kathump kathump, kathump kathump, KATHUMP KATHUMP,
- WALLOP!! Two great huge heavy weights thumped onto the bed
- almost breaking my spine and rupturing my innards (or worse,
- turning my innards into outards). Before I was able to open my
- eyes, my face was being smeared by what felt like a wet, warm
- sponge, no, two wet warm sponges, and my body felt like it was
- pinned to the bed by a tree trunk. Muffled I heard a merry voice
- say "Good morning, sleepyhead. Get up. You got a swimming pool
- to dig today."
- Trying to sit up but failing, I said "Mmmglurph glarp". Bad
- mistake. As soon as my lips were parted, Hamlets slimy tongue
- slipped into my mouth and halfway down my throat. I honestly
- wouldn't mind, except I know what he sometimes finds and eats!
- My arms were pinned down by the weight of both the dogs on the
- bed spread, and my shoulders were held down by Hamlets paws.
- Xanth was lying across my hips, and I was completely pinned
- down. Hamlet had covered my face with drool, and cleaned out my
- nose and mouth with his tongue, and worse, I was getting a hardon
- that was becoming painful, as it was underneath the bedspread
- held down by Xanth.
- Eventually I managed to move my right leg out to the side of
- the bed, and gain enough leverage to bend my leg so I could roll
- out from underneath the two monsters. Now that I was free I
- leapt onto the bed rolling Hamlet over and pinning him beneath
- me. With his rear legs bent, but splayed out to the side, his
- genitals were fully exposed and he was at my mercy. Xanth was
- still lying near the foot of the bed, probably asleep already. I
- sat on Hamlet so his ballbag was pressing against my arsehole,
- and our dicks were pressed against each other, my thighs above
- his legs, and my legs curling below his legs, so my heels were
- pushed against the base of spine, and I began vigorously
- scratching my fingers up and down his chest. Hamlet thrashed his
- head to the side trying to bite my knee, and waved his front paws
- in the air as I lay on top of him, pressing my naked body against
- his chest, and nuzzling the side of my face against his jowls.
- The old hormones were beginning to boil in my bloodstream,
- as my dick reached its full engorgement and pressed hard against
- Hamlets dick, also beginning to grow, covered in its hairy
- sheath. I sat up and reached behind me to scratch between his
- ballbag and anus, making him groan a deep rumble of pleasure and
- lick his jowls, causing wet slapping sounds. Running one hand up
- and down his chest and over his small nipples (I don't know if he
- has sensitive nipples, but he has never complained, so I guess he
- likes it) I could start pulling his sheath back and forward over
- his dick. Instantly it began swelling and extending (these guys
- are such pushovers) and it glistened red and wet. I raised
- myself on my knees and pulled his dick back and upright, then
- slowly lowered myself onto his hot, pulsing meat. The point
- pressed against my hole, and slowly, slowly I took the full
- length of it up my arse. Hamlets eyes were glazing over, as he
- lay perfectly still, savouring the novelty of being screwed on
- his back. Hinging my knees and bracing one hand next to his
- ballbag behind me so it could hold and guide his dick, and the
- other on his chest I could run my sphincter up and down the
- length of his shaft. Hot meat filled my butt and the sensation
- was making my pre-come lubricant ooze out the end of my dick.
- As I reached the end of my strokes, my buttocks pressed
- against his groin, and the full length of his shaft inside me, I
- would pause slightly, and at each pause, I could feel the base of
- his dick swelling bigger. Until it plugged my hole completely,
- still swelling so we were tied together, mated so I couldn't
- remove him from inside me if I had wanted to. Deep, deep in my
- hole I could feel him contracting his muscles, and red hot lava
- come poured into me: Hamlet at the peak of his pleasure was
- coming into my arse, filling me with his passion. At first, when
- I was tied to Hamlet, it felt as though I was being reamed with
- a baseball bat, so big was the swelling that my hole could barely
- stretch around him, but as I grew more accustomed to it, the
- feeling of being so intimately tied to him is so intense, so
- fulfilling.
- Still his come was pumping into me making me nearly come
- myself. When I felt him pause, I would squeeze my own muscles
- against the whole of his shaft to prolong his pleasure. Slowly I
- edged backward and lay back with a pillow under my hips, so now
- we were both laying on our backs, butt to butt, with his pulsing
- cock still bound tightly into me, and as I lay back, I was face
- to face with Xanth. I caressed her ears, head and neck, and she
- looked up and licked my face, wagging her tail. I took her
- tongue into my mouth, and kissed her on the lips, as I ran my
- hands over her lovely silky body, each movement of my arms
- causing a reaction that would make Hamlet spurt fresh come into
- my depths. I scratched her down the ridge of her back, and she
- rolled over slightly, displaying her magnificent collection of
- nipples. I turned my head so I could take one into my mouth, and
- nuzzled my face into her warm, soft belly fur, sucking like a
- puppy, and feeling so secure and safe in the embrace of my
- animals. Each time I shifted I would feel Hamlets dick, which
- may have been softening a little, surge back to rigidity and a
- fresh wave of his hot fluid would squeeze out up my hole. I was
- so blind horny that pre-come was pooling into a small lake on my
- own stomach, I was being elevated to a state of randiness that
- release would bring oblivion. I fondled Xanth and sucked her
- nipples, while my man was releasing himself to his fullest inside
- me.
- We stayed locked into that embrace for at least half an
- hour. Finally, finally Hamlets dick began to subside, I could
- feel it letting its tight grip up my rectum start to relent, as
- the passion washed out of him. Sated he was starting to pack up
- his tools, as it were. Me however, I was as randy as they make
- them. I moved to stand up, and I felt Hamlets dick pull right
- out of my arse, barely allowing me to keep the semen from
- splatting out.
- Xanth raised her head as I got off the bed and looked at me
- with her big saggy eyes, thumping her tail on the bed and
- stretching a paw out at me. I scratched the top of her head as
- she yawned hugely. She sniffed my dick and licked casually at
- the wetness of the lubricant. I had an idea, something I hadn't
- tried before. Holding Xanths head still with one hand, I guided
- my cock into the side of her mouth, into the flap of jowl. That
- wonderful, intelligent dog of mine stayed perfectly still, not
- moving a muscle, as my dick slid it's full length into the side
- of her mouth, the head slipping along next to her teeth
- (surprisingly they are really smooth, and so well lubed with her
- saliva they were slippery like her gums). Now I could grip my
- dick through the flesh of her jowls, and rub the cheek up and
- down the length of my dick.
- What an incredible feeling!! Her mouth was really warm, and
- feeling my dick through her cheek was awesome. I would describe
- it like jerking off while your dick is covered in a big, warm,
- furry condom, but that really doesn't come close. Perhaps closer
- to giving yourself head. Anyway the feeling was incredible, and
- I began rubbing her jowl faster along my dick, seeing it inside
- her mouth, and feeling the fur and my own meat with my hand.
- Xanth was still staying stock still, not sure, I guess, what was
- going on. I was getting closer to orgasm, and losing rational
- thought, the novelty of getting a blowjob from my dog, and seeing
- my dick vanishing and reappearing into the loose flesh of her
- jowl, being pressed against my dick. Now I couldn't hold back,
- as I was thrusting into her mouth, rising higher toward orgasm,
- until, Pow, Zap zapzap, electricity flowed from my dick, up
- through my body into my head, orgasm thudded into me. Semen
- squirted into Xanths mouth, wad after wad of thick, white come
- flooded into her. I dug my fingers into the side of her head,
- scratching her ears convulsively as I came, the novelty of the
- experience prolonging my pleasure. And still the waves were
- washing through me, coming still, forcing the come into Xanth. I
- gripped my dick again through her flesh, squeezing the last of
- the come, and pleasure, into her mouth and withdrawing, even then
- small bolts of pleasure gripping my muscles.
- Now Xanth moved, licking her jowls and swallowing my come,
- wagging her tail and smacking her lips, enjoying every morsel of
- her breakfast snack.
- "Come on, breakfast is ready. Pancakes and maple syrup"
- called a sweet voice from the kitchen.
- "I just got a blowjob from Xanth", I declared in return.
- "And you didn't let me watch, bastard. Hey," the voice was
- closer now, "I thought you'd still be shagged out from lastnights
- performance. I'm still sore from the cucumber." Heather rubbed
- her pussy through the thin fabric of her dressing gown. "Ah!
- Don't forget you were going to bath the dogs today."
- Goddamn. Forgot. They WERE a bit whiffy, but bathing them
- was a tremendous effort. You imagine trying to keep a dog that
- weighs more than you from leaping out of the bath while they are
- still waterlogged, or from eating the soap. Fuckit. "O.K.
- Which one do you want?"
- "Wrong again! Darryl and Janene are coming over at 11:00
- and we are bottling peaches all day. You get both"
- Goddamn. Both of the monsters.
-
- Breakfast. Yummm. Maple syrup. Hot pancakes. Yummm
-
- The day was slated to be a cracker. Absolute heaven, blue sky
- horizon to horizon, not a cloud to be seen. Perfect weather to
- be doing nothing but lying in the sun like a pregnant lizard, no
- worries or cares. Just bliss.
- Unfortunately I was in the process of wresting Xanth into
- the tub. Twelve stone of eel. Why, O Lord why don't they like
- getting into the tub. They love being wet, they love getting
- washed, they love being dried off. But they will not, WILL NOT
- get into the tub!!! Eventually (as usual) I just lifted her
- bodily into the tub. We have a huge bathroom, tiled everywhere,
- and a great big spa bath, three seater at least. I wash the dogs
- in here 'cause it's easier (I think) than doing it with buckets
- outside.
- Washing the dogs is easiest in three sections. Rear first,
- then middle, then head. In between washing their middle and
- head, I rewash their whole body. You see, the first shampoo
- barely suds, just washing off the surface dirt, and revealing the
- more fundamental mess underneath. Then their head last, 'cause
- neither of them really likes having their ears wet.
- Naked is the best way for me to be too, otherwise anything I'm
- wearing fills up with dog hair and clogs the washing machine.
- Also, let's face it, I'm kinky as hell!
- While I'm washing them, I like to bring them to orgasm too.
- Xanth I played with just before washing her head, stimulating her
- nipples with my soapy hands, until she was begging me to enter
- her. Then inserting one finger, two, and slowly fucking her with
- my fingers. She started humping up and down my fingers, really
- slippery from the water mixing with her love juices. I kept my
- fingers pushing into her, and letting her hump their entire
- length, until she orgasmed, squeezing her vagina muscles onto my
- fingers, smacking her lips loudly as she came. (and burbled as
- it came? Hmmm gives the Jabberwocky a whole new meaning!) With
- my fingers as far into her as they could go, I could feel the
- convulsions as she bathed in her ecstasy. Finally they became
- less frequent and violent as the pleasure washed out, leaving her
- sated. After I withdrew my fingers, Xanth leapt around and
- swatted me playfully with a paw. 40 litres of water leapt around
- too, and swatted me playfully. Sigh. Most of it would flow down
- the floor drain.
- Hamlet I washed the same way (why change a formula that
- works, right?), after I eventually got him in the tub, but I
- didn't make him come this time. Nope, I had plans for this
- laddie and his meat this time.
- When I had finally got him clean, form the tip of his tail
- to the tip of his nose, and in between carefully washing his dick
- and inside his sheath as much as possible, and scrubbing around
- and in his arsehole (you never know when you might want to screw
- him), I rinsed him off, and began towelling him off. Xanth is
- very blase' about being dried:- she just stands there and takes
- it, but Hamlet loves it. He bites at the towel and snuffles
- through my legs, trying to rip the towel into tiny bits. All the
- while it gets him horny as hell.
- Dry as I would be able to get him, and with some of the
- water cleaned up from the floor, it was time for he and Xanth to
- be brushed, something else they both love. I took them into the
- guest room to brush them, listening as I passed the hall to the
- sounds of preserving coming from the kitchen. Darryl and Janene
- were with Heather in the kitchen. Good friends of ours. We were
- slowly sort of negotiating with them a foursome. It would
- happen, but in it's own good time.
- The dogs coats become so soft and silky smooth after they
- have been bathed, I can never resist rubbing all of my naked body
- up and down theirs. So soft and warm as I cuddled them both to
- me, while I brushed. I had to brush them alternating fairly
- regularly, or one would get jealous and push in between me and
- the other.
- I got Hamlet to lie down and roll over so I could brush out
- the loose fur on his stomach and chest. He would wave his legs
- in the air and try to bite my knees, making deep groaning noises
- of pleasure as I brushed him. His dick was getting hard too, as
- he was becoming horny as me. Slowly I began rubbing his sheath
- over his meat, getting instant response from him, hunching his
- hips up to meet my hand, thrusting into it. I teased him a
- little, bringing him close to coming, then pausing, to let him
- recede again. Lowering my head, I breathed in deeply and took in
- the scent of him, slightly damp, but clean, and tickled the
- sensitive tip of his now huge, pulsing cock with my tongue.
- Instantly a jet of almost clear fluid spurted onto my face. I
- grabbed his dick through his sheath hard, and began pumping it up
- and down, at the same time sucking on his dick quite strongly.
- Hamlet pushed his hips up, sinking his dong into my mouth and
- squirting his come into in stream after stream. His come tasted
- slightly salty, but not unpleasant. It was quite thin, (don't
- let anyone tell you it is thick like human come) and there was a
- lot of it. Jet after jet squirting down my throat, as I
- swallowed it all, Hamlet pushing his long red dong into my
- mouth so my lips were running up and down the whole length of
- his wanting shaft. I sucked harder and more come squirted in,
- flooding my taste buds with that warm juice. I massaged his
- balls in their black sack, and pumped the base of his dick. Now
- I was horny as hell, so I sat up and kneeled next to him, still
- pumping his dick with one hand, and my own with my other hand.
- The slick, clear juice of my own precome covered the head of my
- dick, and I could have fucked him up the arse then and there, but
- instead after only a few pumps on my super-stiff dick, I began
- feeling the tang of orgasm stirring within me. I leaned over
- Hamlet, and pointed my dick at the base of his as I started
- spurting my thick come onto him. I could still taste his sperm
- in my mouth as I watched my come splash against his dick, getting
- spread over the whole length of his meat by my hand pulling him
- off. This brought a fresh series of spurts from him, and seeing
- his come squirt into the air to land high up his chest prolonged
- my own orgasm. Thick come pulsed out my dick again, and began to
- flow over Hamlets balls and around the base of his dick.
- Electricity gripped me still as the orgasm held me, blind to
- anything but the sex between us.
- Not so intense, now the pleasure started leaving me, feeling
- drained and exhausted from the intensity of the orgasm. Hamlet
- sat up as soon as I released him and began licking my and his
- come off is balls and dong. Xanth wandered up from sleeping in
- the corner and snuffled into my groin, licking the come off my
- hands and dick, still getting small twangs of pleasure out of my
- anti-climatic state. I caressed both my dogs with genuine
- love, letting them know they were good dogs, letting them both
- nuzzle their noses against my body.
- I wrapped a towel around me and went to my room to dress. The
- dogs I left to wander into the kitchen to annoy the cooks. I
- soon followed them into the kitchen, and my wife came up and
- hugged me and kissed me on the mouth. "Thank you for washing
- them both. Have fun?"
- "Same as usual," I said and grinned.
- Heather grinned back and said, "Good. Hope you still have
- some energy left to start the swimming pool with Darryl!"
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- by Nevyn
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