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- THE MEETING
-
- The traffic was heavy, as Joe drove as quickly as he could to his lunch
- appointment with his attorney and best friend, Jay Logan.
-
- It was about ten minutes after the agreed on time when he finally pulled
- into the parking lot of the Beacher Restaurant. He parked, awkwardly got out
- of his sportscar wearing the skirt and heels, and tried to walk into the
- establishment with as much dignity as he could muster. He stepped up to the
- head-waiters podium, and told the young lady that he was to meet with a
- friend, who might already be here. She asked his name, and he said Joe Bates,
- she looked at her notes, and said "Please follow me, Ms. Bates." Joe walked
- behind her and almost fell against her as they went down a few heavily
- carpeted steps. She lead him to a softly lighted table where he saw his pal
- Jay, seated, sipping on a Corona.
-
- Jay looked up at him, confused, and said, "May I help you maam?" Joe didn't
- know exactly what to say, or how to start. He didn't want to go into an
- explanation with the waiter standing there, so he just said, "may I sit down,
- Mr. Logan?" Jay stood, and pulled out a chair for him, as he took his seat. At
- the waiters request, he ordered some white wine. The waiter said "of course",
- and went away. Jay looked at him, puzzled. Joe just stared at Jay. Before, he
- was larger, and heavier than Jay, who now seemed huge. Joe got up his
- courage, and blurted out, "Jay, It's me, Joe!" Jay grinned, "Right, and I'm
- Margaret Thatcher" Joe hadn't realized that he might have trouble convincing
- his best buddy, who he was. But the problem was quickly becoming evident.
- "Jay, I don't know what has happened to me," he pleaded, "but I need your
- help." Jay looked at his watch, and said, "It's a little late for an April
- fools joke, don't you think?" Then he said, "I'm pleased to meet you" "I
- didn't even know Joe had a sister, much less one as good looking as you." Oh
- no, thought Joe, now he thinks I'm my sister. "Jay, I don't have a sister, and
- you know it, and don't give me any come-on crap." Jay looked at him closely.
- "What's going on here?" he asked. "I really wish I knew," Joe said, "I woke up
- this morning, looking like this, and I don't have clue as to what is going
- on." "Your serious, aren't you." Jay said. "Never been more serious in my
- life, Jay, "I really know what I should do." "If you saw what I did this
- morning, you wouldn't believe it." Joe said.
-
- "I'm not sure I do." said Jay. "Ok" Joe said, "Remember Wednesday evening,
- at the health club, you snapped the ball at me, and I almost broke my neck
- trying to get to it." "My knee still hurts." Joe said, his eyes on Jays face,
- watching for signs of acknowledgment. "Ok, let's say you are my friend Joe,
- And I must admit, your face does look a lot like him, what can I possibly do
- for you?" Jay questioned. "I have to prove to everybody, that I am still Joe
- Bates, no matter how I look on the outside." "I know you can help me do it."
- Joe returned. "Then, I need to get medical help to get my normal features
- back, or, God help me, If I'm stuck like this, I've get to get my records
- changed so that I can function, with out the legal problems I know that I will
- have." "My personal problems, I'm not sure about." "I don't even know what
- they all are yet." Joe said, looking down. "Well don't worry, Joe, I'll help."
- said Jay, seeing his friend looking so grim. "I'm not sure what will have to
- be done, but we will do whatever is necessary to help you." "Can I ask a
- rather personal question, Joe?", said Jay. "Sure, Jay, I trust you, and
- besides, you're my only hope right now." Joe said. "I'm embarrassed to ask,
- but I'm about to die of curiosity." Jay asked, "Joe, you sure look like a
- woman." "Are you female?" Joe looked at his buddy, and saw his longtime pal
- was eyeing his curves. "I don't know Jay, I don't really know what I am."
- "But, I can tell you that what you see is all me." "You should see me in Jocky
- shorts." he grinned, "I don't believe I'll be chasing babes with you, for a
- while at least, much as I would like to." Joe said, as humorously as he could.
- "I don't feel like a woman, in fact, I feel like a rooster in the hen house."
- "You can't imagine what it's like, just to take a shower, looking like this."
- "I don't know if my heart can take it." he grinned at his buddy. He figured
- Jay would understand his predicament, if anybody would, or could.
-
- The waiter returned with Joe's wine, and brought the menu. Jay said, "Give
- us a few moments, please.", the waiter nodded, and left. "I think I'll have
- just the salad bar." said Jay. Joe agreed, he wasn't even hungry. His stomach
- had never quit feeling like a can of worms. He felt the warmth of the wine as
- it went down. Everything was more pronounced now, he thought. I could
- probably get tipsy on this little glass of wine, especially since I have yet
- to eat anything today.
-
- When the waiter returned, and they ordered. They both went to the salad bar
- together. Jay followed, watching his friend walk awkwardly in the heeled
- shoes. When they returned to their tables, he said. "Joe if I had any doubts
- about you telling the truth, watching you walk to the salad bar removed them."
- "No real woman would walk like that if she tried." "You should try it some
- time, pal." Joe said smiling demurely. "And walking in these shoes is not the
- half of it."
-
- As they ate, Jay discussed some of the things they would need to do. He
- said he had a friend on the police force, who was a specialist in proving
- identification, usually on murder related cases, where the victim is unknown.
- "You were in the Air Force, so there is a record of your fingerprints." "Do
- you think your prints have changed?" he asked. Joe said "I don't know, Jay, I
- do know that my knee is still sprained, from the other night with you." "And,
- even though my arms are smaller, my right one still has scars I received from
- an auto accident twelve years ago." "Damn it, I don't know what has happened
- to me." "I feel the same, at least as much as is possible, but I do seem to
- look female." "If you are having a problem with this, think about it from my
- side." "I have to live with it continuously." Joe looked like he was ready to
- burst into tears.
-
- "I'll call you as soon as I make some contacts, probably tomorrow morning."
- Jay said, as they finished lunch. "We'll get this worked out as quickly as we
- can." "What are you going to do now? he asked.
-
- "I can't go to work like this, so I guess I'll go home." said Joe. "I have
- to call Linda, but I don't know what I'm going to tell her." "Hell, I've got
- her slip on." he said, blushing. " This is so embarrassing." "I am so worked
- up, and tense, I don't know what to do."
-
- Jay looked at his confused and dejected friend, not knowing what to say.
- "Hey, it's Friday, let's meet at the health club at five-thirty, for our usual
- game."
-
- "Aw, uh, Jay I don't know, I don't know If I'm ready for that." Joe
- protested.
-
- "Hell, Joe, Exercise is just what you need to relieve tension, and it might
- take your mind off your problems for a little while." Jay countered.
-
- "Well, ok, I'll be there, but I don't know how well I can play, I haven't
- been myself lately." Joe said, realizing how funny it sounded only after he
- said it.
-
- "I'll get this one." Said Jay, as the waiter came up with the check when
- they were finished with lunch. "But, I expect to see you this evening."
-
- "I'll meet you there." Joe promised. He was concerned about how he would
- react in a meat market like the health club. But,, he decided, he couldn't
- hide under a rock either.
-
- As he walked out to his car, he thought of what he would need to play
- handball, and where he would go to get those things. He decided that he must
- go back to his apartment to take stock, and plan another shopping sortie.
-
- Joe drove back to his apartment, thinking, and decided that he should call
- Linda. She would be expecting a call, and he decided,
-
- As he sat by the phone, he considered what he should say... What he would
- do. He dialed Linda's number. After a few rings he heard Linda answer,
- "Hello.".......
-
- "Linda?" Joe asked, "What's up?" he asked, trying for something to say.
-
- "Who is this?" she asked, confused.
-
- "Linda, It's me, Joe" he answered.
-
- "Joe?" " Joe, What's the matter?" "You sound strange." "Is something
- wrong?"
-
- "Linda, I have to talk to you.." " I have a little problem." "Can I pick
- you up about seven thirty, so we can talk?" Joe asked, nervously.
-
- "Sure Joe, what's the matter?" " Do you have a cold?" "What do you want me
- to wear?" Linda sounded confused, but concerned.
-
- "Lets go to Bennigan's." "You'll find out when I pick you up." Joe said.
- "See you about seven thirty."
-
- Joe quickly hung up the phone, not knowing how to deal with Linda. Their
- relationship was very close, but he didn't know how she would take him in his
- present condition. Hell, I don't even know what sex I am, he thought.
-
- He decided his next task was deciding what to wear to play racketball with
- Jay. In a way, he was glad to have something to take his mind off his
- relationship with Linda. One problem at a time, he thought.
-
- He went to the foyer closet, and retrieved his athletic bag. He carried it
- to his bedroom, and emptied it on the bed. The bag contained one smelly towel,
- his running shorts, an Adidas T-shirt, his safety goggles, racketball glove,
- three racketballs, and an athletic supporter. His racket was attached to a
- holster on the side of the bag.
-
- Well, it don't look like much of this is salvageable, he thought, picking
- up the jockstrap, and stretching the waistband. Another trip to the mall would
- be required."
-
- He looked at what he had on, the white blouse, blue skirt, and heels, and
- decided that would be appropriate to wear to the mall.
-
- He arrived at the mall, and entered Sears for the second time that
- day. He was thinking about what he would have to get. He remembered a small
- shop called 'She Sports', and decided to look there.
-
- Walking into the little shop, he was surrounded by ladies athletic, and
- dance wear. As he looked at the colorful leotards, bike shorts, and form
- fitting bra tops, he thought about how he might look, wearing things like
- this, playing racketball with his buddy, Jay. Hell, I'd still beat him, he
- thought, grinning. He couldn't keep his eyes off my butt.
-
- He was stretching the spandex of a jogging bra, when the young sales woman
- walked over, and asked, "What can I do for you, miss?"
-
- "I am looking for something to wear to play racketball." he said. He felt
- much more confident than this morning, but he didn't know if it was because he
- was more familiar with his anatomy, or his clothes.
-
- "What did you have in mind?" the woman asked.
-
- "I don't know, what do you recommend?" he replied.
-
- "What is your size?" the woman countered, eyeing his body through the skirt
- and blouse.
-
- "Thirty four, twenty two, thirty four." Joe replied, grinning smugly. He
- knew what he was doing now, he thought.
-
- "Well, you are in shape, aren't you, but what are your clothing sizes?" she
- said with a laugh.
-
- "I think I wear a size seven or eight." he said, embarrassed.
-
- "How much coverage are you looking for?" she asked.
-
- "Coverage?" he looked confused.
-
- "Do you wear tights?" "Do you want shorts, or pants?" "What kind of top are
- you thinking of?" the woman asked, holding some of the items up as she talked.
-
- Joe decided to use his standard, "What do you recommend?"
-
- The young woman looked at Joe, "I think a leotard, under some nylon shorts,
- with a crop top, would look great on you." she said. "Do you have underwear?"
-
- "Sure, Joe said, I've got panties, and a bra."
-
- "How about an exercise bra?" "You will feel more confident with the support
- of JogBra like this." "I also suggest a cotton sport panty, with an absorbent
- terry liner." the woman suggested.
-
- "Ok." said Joe, "Sounds like what I need all right."
-
- "Let's see which colors look best on you" said the woman, walking to the
- colorful leotards.
-
- Joe followed, thinking, colors again, I didn't realize women's clothes
- revolved around color, until now.
-
- "I think royal blue sets off your figure." said the woman "And some white
- tights will make a nice contrast. "Maybe with this little short to set it
- off." she continued, holding up matching blue light nylon shorts, which seemed
- to have a panty built in. She also had in her hand, a little blue thing which
- looked like a short tank top. Joe figured that it must be a crop top.
-
- "Come with me." said the woman, taking the selections, and leading Joe to a
- small fitting area at the back of the store.
-
- He followed and she hung the items on a hook in the little cubicle, and
- left Joe to try them on.
-
- He closed the curtain, and removed his blue pumps. He wasn't sure if needed
- to remove the pantyhose, with all the trouble that entailed, but decided he
- better if he wanted to see if the snug fitting clothing fit properly. He
- removed his skirt, and carefully hung it, and his blouse on the hanger
- provided. He stood there in his pink panty and bra. He looked at the capri
- type tights, and figured that they would be a lot like pantyhose, so he pulled
- them on. They made his legs look great. Be wasn't sure if he should remove his
- bra, and decided it was best to leave it on. He squirmed into the leotard, and
- arranged his breasts and buttocks. It felt snug and sleek. Finally, he pulled
- on the little shorts, and felt his slick butt. He was glad that the crop top
- concealed his nipples, which when erect, as they often were, poked through,
- even with the bra, and snug fitting leotard.
-
- He walked out of the cubicle, and looked in the full length mirror. He was
- impressed with his appearance. Jay won't be able to take his eyes off me, he
- thought, and then realized the impact of what he was thinking. Am I turning
- gay? he worried. What is considered homosexual for me?
-
- The sales lady returned, interrupting his thoughts, "How do you like it?"
- she asked.
-
- "I think it's perfect." Joe said, truthfully.
-
- "Well you certainly have the shape for it." said the woman, walking to the
- counter. Yea, that's the problem. thought Joe.
-
- "Did you want the underwear?" she asked, holding up a sport bra.
-
- "Yea, I guess I'd better." Joe said, considering. He figured he better get
- everything she recommended, since this was his only chance, before the "dress
- rehearsal."
-
- "White?" the woman asked.
-
- Colors again, thought Joe. He said, "Yes, I think white would be fine,
- don't you?"
-
- "What's your size?" she returned.
-
- "I need a 34B, and my hips about 34 also." Joe replied.
-
- "Yes, that's right." said the woman, with a slight trace of envy in
- her voice.
-
- Joe continued to look around the shop as he was talking. He decided he
- better get one of these more feminine looking gym bags to carry this stuff in.
- He decided on a white and blue bag, which matched what he had on. He also
- took a little white terry cloth headband, and at the suggestion of the sales
- woman, some blue leg warmers.
-
- "Do you have shoes and socks?" the woman asked.
-
- "I have a new pair of Reboks." he replied.
-
- He was about to say he had everything when he saw a little terry cloth
- romper thing, which looked like something women might wear in the locker room.
- He added it to his stack of clothes. "I believe this will be all." he said.
-
- After he put the pantyhose, skirt and blouse back on, he went back to the
- counter. He took his American Express card from his purse and gave it to
- the woman. She rung up the sale, and he signed the bill.
-
- He was walking down the hallway in the mall, when in a shop window, he saw
- a blue blouson jumpsuit. That is just what I need, he thought, it looks like
- something a woman could wear most places, with low shoes, even Reboks, he
- thought. The loose fitting top wouldn't emphasize his shape, and he wouldn't
- have to be so careful about how he walked and sat. It would also make getting
- into his RX-7 a piece of cake.
-
- He entered the store. A young girl, of about nineteen came up to him. "Can
- I help you?" she asked.
-
- "Yes, I'd like to buy a jumpsuit like the one in your window." he replied.
-
- "What size and color would you like?" she asked.
-
- "I guess I'd be a seven or eight, make it eight." "And do you have it in
- royal blue?" He thought he looked good in blue.
-
- The girl went to the racks, and selected the size and color he needed. She
- asked, "Would you like to try it on?"
-
- He held it up to himself. It looked the right length, and it was loose
- fitting enough to probably fit with no problem. He said, "If it doesn't fit,
- can I bring it back?"
-
- "Of course." the girl said. "If you don't like it for any reason, just
- bring it in." "I can give you an exchange, or a full refund."
-
- He didn't want to undress again, and was happy to take the jumpsuit without
- that hassle. "I'll take it." he said.
-
- He took his packages out to his car. As he was driving through the parking
- lot near the mall entrance, he saw a drug store. He figured he probably should
- get some girl things like deodorant, and maybe body powder. He wasn't sure
- why he needed the powder, but he knew that Linda always had it when she
- showered. He stopped and went in.
-
- He walked down the aisles, looking for items a person, who had a body like
- a woman's, might need. He got some Secret deodorant, and looked with a new
- interest at things like Massengill douche, feminine hygiene sprays and
- powders. He thought he had read somewhere that a healthy woman didn't need
- things like that. Anyway, he thought, he smelled pretty good in that area. He
- looked at feminine napkins, and tampons. Again he thought about his genitalia,
- and realized that he might actually start to have menstrual periods. He
- couldn't accept that. What choice do I have? he considered.
-
- He looked at the little thin pads called panty liners, and thought maybe he
- should take a box of those. Just in case, he thought. He didn't trust his new
- parts, but he was learning to be ready for anything. Who knows, he thought,
- this morning I find my cock is missing, tomorrow morning, I might be on the
- rag. What's a guy to do?
-
- He took a box of Lightdays panty liners, deodorant, and Shower to Shower
- body powder, to the counter. He paid for the items, and drove home.
-
- He had a racketball game to get ready for.
-
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