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- Chapter2
- THE MALL
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- Joe went out to the parking area, and opened the door of his RX-7. He sat
- down in the semi-reclining seats, and found that not only could he barely see
- over the steering wheel, he was unable to depress the clutch pedal to shift
- gears. He adjusted the seat, until he found a position which suited his new,
- smaller proportions. The seatbelt pinched his breasts, until he adjusted the
- shoulder trap so that it passed between those unfamiliar mounds. Driving over
- to the mall, he remembered to be very careful, since a traffic ticket, or an
- accident, would probably cause extraordinary problems. His mind was racing to
- consider the possibilities, where he would go, how much money he had, what he
- had to buy, when he was startled again by the recognition that he had no
- purse. He tried to remember if he had ever seen a woman without a purse on a
- shopping trip, or, if he had ever seen a woman take a wallet out of her hip
- pocket to pay for something. Deciding the answer was no, he made a note to
- remove his cash, atm card, and some credit cards, from his wallet. He decided
- that his first purchase would be a purse and a woman's wallet. Damn, he
- thought this is not going to be easy.
-
- Pulling off the highway into the parking lot, he parked near the entrance to
- Sears. He always parked by Sears, and walked through the store on his way
- into the mall. As he walked in, he found himself in the lingerie department.
- It seemed whenever you walked into Sears, you walked into women's panties.
- Normally, he might sneak furtive glances at the sexy undies, and the women
- trying to decide from the huge selection of sizes, styles, and colors. Today,
- it was his time to decide. He couldn't believe the variety. Although he liked
- the way women looked in a sleek, sexy, string bikini, when he took one from
- the rack and held it up, he couldn't imagine wearing something like that. He
- looked at hi-leg, strings, and hip-huggers, in nylon and cotton, lace and
- sheer, and all in every color of the rainbow. He liked the soft, smooth
- textures. He finally settled on some hip-huggers which came in a little tube
- of three colors, and were labeled "Jockey for Her." He wasn't sure if it was
- brand loyalty, or just that by selecting those, he didn't have to decide on
- color. He looked at some traditional briefs, high leg type, without any
- decoration, which came in a variety pack of pastel colors, and decided that he
- would take one of those too. He hoped he could figure out a way out of his
- predicament, before he needed any more.
-
- Bras were even harder to select. He didn't really know what size he was, and
- he wasn't sure how find out. He was about ready to hold a bra he thought might
- fit up to his chest, when a cute sales girl came up and asked if she could
- help. "Can I be of assistance?" she asked. Embarrassed, he mumbled nervously
- that he was looking for a bra. "And what is your size?" she asked, smiling. "I
- don't remember," he lied, and then realized how ridiculous that probably
- sounded. "I mean, I lost some weight lately, and I might need a new size." he
- tried, hoping that made more sense. "Sure," she said, "Come on back, lets
- measure you." She started to walk to the dressing rooms. He followed her into
- one of small cubicles and stood next to her. She looked at him. He didn't want
- to show his chest to this girl. Finally she said, "You will have to remove, or
- at least, pull up that top please." she said, looking at him strangely. He
- pulled the sweatshirt over his head, and removed his oversize men's shirt. She
- seemed surprised when she saw he wasn't wearing a bra. His heart pounded, as
- this girl, who yesterday he might have asked out, took a cold measuring tape
- and encircled first his chest below his breasts, and then, pulled it snugly
- across his erect nipples. "I think we better try a 34B." she said. She went
- out, and a moment later returned with a glossy pink underwire, with the clasp
- in front, between the cups. He looked at the dainty thing, and fumbled as he
- attempted to put his arms into the proper places between the tangle of straps.
- The girl watched in amusement. I wonder what she's thinking,? he thought as he
- pulled the straps around his back and roughly pulled the cups over his curves.
- When he felt he had it positioned correctly, he stopped, and the girl began
- tugging and poking at the cups and straps, checking for tightness and gaps.
- Her soft touch made him feel strange, and he just knew his face was red as a
- beet. "Looks right, how does it feel"?, she asked. If you only knew, he
- thought, but said, "feels fine to me." "Well I'll let you browse" she said,
- "Just ask if I can be of further assistance." "Thank You" he said, removing
- the sexy thing as she left the small room.
-
- He was putting his shirt back on when his breasts reminded him that maybe he
- should get a bra to wear while trying on clothes. Besides, he probably should
- have more than one of these things anyway. He left the pink bra, and his
- sweatshirt, in the dressing room, and went back out to select another. Well,
- now I know what size I am, at least, he thought, grinning. As he looked, he
- decided that he didn't want any type but front close, since he figured that
- those were difficult enough. He picked a flesh tone, seamless cup number, he
- knew Linda wore that kind, and she sure looked good in it. Reconsidering, he
- grabbed two of them, wondering if Linda's breasts were larger, or smaller,
- than his. He concluded they were probably about the same, and realized he was
- grinning like some kind of idiot. As he made his way back to the dressing
- room, he decided to get one more. It was plain, and white, like, he imagined,
- a nurse might wear. And of course, it was front close. A proper bra for a guy
- like me, he thought, sarcastically.
-
- Entering the cubicle, he removed his shirt again. More experienced this
- time, he carefully put the white bra on, and adjusted the straps for fit. How
- does it feel?, he mimicked to himself. Damn weird, he answered silently.
-
- After he had paid for the underwear, giving the girl the empty box, and
- telling her he was wearing the white one. He walked out into the mall and
- thought how funny it was that he had bought panties and bras at Sears, the
- place he usually thought of only for tools to work on his sportscar.
-
- Walking down the corridor he entered a shoe store and started to look at the
- women's shoes. A man came over and asked if he could help. "Yes", he said,
- and selected a few pairs to try on. One of them had a low heel. He sat down,
- and removed his oversize shoes and his socks. The salesman came over and
- measured his foot. Got to remember this size, he thought. The man returned
- with some boxes, and handed him some cut off nylons. Looking at them he
- wondered why, then he remembered that women wore nylons. While trying on shoes
- the foot had to be covered for some health department reason. He slipped the
- nylon booty on, and tried on his first pair of "girl-shoes." They were simple
- navy blue, with a two inch heel, and they fit, though it seemed as though they
- stopped too early on his foot. He awkwardly walked a few steps, all the while
- thinking he didn't know how he could possibly fake anyone into thinking he was
- a woman, wearing these things. He decided to get a pair of women's Rebok
- exercise shoes too. They would be easier to walk in, he knew. He then paid
- for the shoes, and after receiving the change, decided it was time to get a
- purse.
-
- Next, he entered Dillards. As he walked into the store, he nose was
- assaulted by the smell of cosmetics. Normally he could to get a headache just
- walking through this section of a department store. A woman walked up, and
- asked him to try a perfume, he started to say he didn't wear perfume, when it
- occurred on him that he had no makeup on, and he figured women usually wore
- makeup, at least in public. Oh hell, he thought, what am I going to do about
- this. He nodded, "No thanks" and moved over to a cosmetic case and began to
- look.
-
- A woman in a white smock saw him, and offered to help. He nodded yes, and
- she led him over to a mirror and a chair. Looking at his face, the woman said
- "If you have some time, I have some things that would look very nice on you."
- Did you have anything special in mind?" He replied, no, but that he would
- like to see what she could do for him. Sensing a good sale, the woman walked
- behind the counter and came out with a whole series of things. In the next
- fifteen minutes, the sales woman did complete makeover of his face. Starting
- with a base, she applied a very light layer to his entire face. Then she
- moved to his eyes, and applied first an eyeliner, then some mascara, and
- finally some shadow. She then applied some blush to his cheeks, and finally
- offered a lipstick. All the while, she kept chattering about how to apply the
- makeup, the pros an cons, and telling him with both words and looks that he
- was starting to look pretty good. She commented on his rather exotic hair
- style. Yea, he thought, exotic.
-
- Finally she held a mirror to his eyes so that he could look, and look he
- did. He appeared completely different, completely female in the face, and, he
- thought, attractive, not drop dead beautiful, but attractive.
-
- Standing back with her arms folded, the saleswomen asked what he thought.
- "I like it," Joe replied, "it's very nice." With that, he began buying all
- the make up the women suggested, until finally, he began to worry about the
- cost. As he reached into his jeans, he noticed that he was down to a few
- hundred dollars and that amount was about to be severely damaged by this
- purchase. Nevertheless there was nothing he could do about. The sales person
- noticed his American Express card, and said that they accepted American
- Express. He offered her the card, and she rang up the sale and dialed in the
- number on the verification modem. As she did that he remembered the card was
- in his name, and that it was his signature on the back. The sales-person
- didn't even look at the back, but gave him back the card and asked him sign
- his name. When he thought about it, he decided that she probably thought he
- was his own wife. It would be a perfectly natural assumption.
-
- Next stop, some clothes to wear outside the underwear. He took the
- escalator up to women's dresses, and began to go through the racks looking for
- something. He wasn't sure of what he wanted, what size, or color, or style,
- and was actually relieved when a saleswoman asked to help him. "May I help
- you, miss?" she said. Together, they picked out a navy blue skirt that he said
- he liked, two blouses, which the saleswoman recommended, and a couple of
- dresses. One had small flowers on a light background, the other was a simple
- knit dress. Then they moved back to skirts, and selected a couple which Joe
- thought looked as though a school teacher might wear. He picked a couple of
- silky blouses worn by a mannequin which caught his masculine eye. What the
- heck, he thought, If I have to wear them, I might as well like what they look
- like.
-
- The saleswoman took the clothes, and led him to the dressing room. He hoped
- she would not expect to go in with him while he undressed. He was wearing his
- men's black bikini briefs, and they looked a little strange, with their
- "supporting pouch" bunched up between his legs. But, she only showed him to an
- empty cubical, and helped him carry his many selections. Here, in the ladies
- fitting area, he could see women through the wide slats, which served for
- doors to the small dressing areas. They were trying on dresses too, and were
- in various stages of undress. His male eyes, and brain, could not keep from
- looking. A young woman probably about his age, was in the compartment directly
- across from his. She was goddess, with long blond hair, almost to her waist.
- She was standing in her underwear, an almost transparent flesh toned bra, with
- matching panties, which hid nothing, from the tip of her toes, to the tips of
- her firm breasts. He stared as she pulled a sweater over her head,
- unconsciously wriggling erotically as she did so. His heart pounded, and he
- thought he would die right there. He felt familiar stirring's of arousal
- coming from his groin, and he reached down to rub his cock. The damp softness
- he encountered, brought him back to reality. She ain't for you right now,
- tiger, he sighed. Frustrated, he looked away, back at the rack of clothes. He
- tried the little floral print dress on first. Not knowing if it fit well, he
- walked out barefoot, into the mirror area where the woman waited for him.
- "That looks very nice on you sweetie," she said. He turned around in the dress
- and found himself looking over his small shoulder, into the mirror. He looked
- so much like a woman, it almost made him cringe. He went back, tried on the
- rest of the clothes, and, to the saleswoman's delight, purchased all of them.
-
- Again, he offered the American Express card, and again, no one questioned
- his signature. Laden with packages, he started to the escalator when he came
- to Parklane Hosiery. Pantyhose, he thought, I'll probably need some to wear
- with these dresses. He started reading the back of the packages, and figured
- out his size (he now knew he had size 34 hips). He purchased three pair, in as
- many colors. He looked around the store, at the plastic legs covered with all
- types of sexy stockings and pantyhose. He saw some ladies athletic type,
- cotton socks, and decided he should get some like that to go with his Reboks.
-
- Going down the escalator, he ran over his mental list of things to get, and
- felt satisfied that he had gotten everything. He left the store and started
- back to his car when he remembered the purse. He ducked into a store, and
- quickly selected both a purse and ladies wallet.
-
- Now he had to return home, and get in costume. He had a meeting with Jay for
- lunch.
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