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- Archive-name: Casual/ballwrld.txt
- Archive-author: Gary Plotkin
- Archive-title: I Balled my way Around the World
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- A merchant seaman says:
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- I BALLED MY WAY AROUND THE WORLD!
-
- I started sailing on freighters when I was 18 years old. That was back in
- 1967, and I've been sailing ever since. It's a good life for a guy who likes
- to be free, travel and have adventures.
-
- Not the same kind of adventures the old timers had on those sailing vessels,
- though. Those days belong to ancient history.
-
- I'm talking about bedroom adventures. That was what I was looking for when
- I started out and I'm still looking for them, although I have had them all
- around the world.
-
- I've been a pussy freak since I was 12. I guess you could describe me as a
- seaman by trade and a lover by inclination.
-
- I've read these articles by different guys who said one certain ethnic type
- of woman was the best balling. I've tried them all and I can't say that...
- they are ALL good!
-
- But don't let anyone tell you that women are the same all over the world
- either. They are all different. Basically built the same of course, but
- still different in so many wonderful, interesting ways.
-
- In Asia, Africa and Latin America, the only women a sailor can get close to
- is a professional. Married women don't dare play around and single girls live
- at home and are closely guarded.
-
- But those whores are different than these walking cash register, these
- automatic pussies we have here in the States. Those Asian, African and Latin
- American hookers enjoy what they do for a living and even the best of them ask
- so little in terms of US currency that it is almost free.
-
- And of course, here in the States, and in most European countries and
- Australia, even a seaman doesn't have to pay for pussy.
-
- In England, Scotland and Australia, there is a certain type of broad that
- automatically gets an itchy crotch whenever she spots a seafaring man. And
- don't think we can't be spotted. No matter how casually we dress, the broads
- spot us by our tanned faces and rolling stride.
-
- In Liverpool, I balled a young broad AND her mom in a space of ten hours.
- Joyce was a long legged brunette beauty who worked in a Liverpool office and
- hung around waterfront bars because she had a thing for seamen.
-
- I took her out for a few drinks then we went to her parents house. It
- turned out that her father was retired British Navy and her brother was in the
- merchant marine.
-
- We had a friendly visit, drank a lot of beer, then casually as anything,
- Joyce and I went to bed. Her parents didn't seem to mind at all. They seemed
- to take it all for granted.
-
- I balled Joyce most of the night. Then she had to go to sleep so she could
- get up in time for work. In the morning, she left me in bed and went to work.
- That was when her mom came in and asked me what I'd like for breakfast.
-
- It seemed that the old man had also gone to work and the mother and I were
- alone in the house. She was a prettyy dark-eyed, prematurely gray woman in
- her mid forties, a bit on the hefty side, but still sexy.
-
- When I told her what I wanted for breakfast she blushed, then giggled, but I
- got what I wanted. I have always enjoyed eating pussy for breakfast.
-
- I was out in the Pacific islands before they got too fucked up. They were
- fucked up by the GI's to a certain extent but the tourists hadn't started
- going there yet. These Polynesian broads were probably the best, if there is
- such a thing as best. I always liked their directness. To them, sex was no
- big deep, dark secret. It was something you did for fun, like dancing or
- swimming.
-
- The Arab whores in Beruit and Dar Es Salaam are something else. They've
- been trained since childhood in the arts of pleasing a man. The only trouble
- is you have to make sure you never fuck around when you don't have a couple of
- pals along. You could end up a naked corpse with a slit throat.
-
- The Filipino babes are out of sight too. They have the tightest cunts in
- the world, even the hookers. But in Manilia, you ahve to be careful and not
- get fooled by a benabae, a drag queen. In the Phillipines it isn't easy to
- tell the difference.
-
- But what the hell, who cares?
-
- The merchant marine is a great career for a pussy freak. Naturally you go
- weeks without any, but you can sure make up for it whenever you go ashore!
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