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- A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
- him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
- serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
- inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor
- warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way
- up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him
- to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly
- or something.
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- So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
- suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to
- obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her
- what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him
- and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams
- in disgust. "What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
-
- "No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did
- that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
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