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- Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather
- curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from older boys and
- he wondered what it was like and how it was done. One day he took his question
- to his mother who became rather flustered.
- Instead of explaining things to Johnny, his mother told him to hide behind
- the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he
- did.
-
- The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mom.
-
- "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile then he turned off most
- of the lights. He then started hugging and kissing her. I figured Sis
- must be getting sick because her face started to look funny. He must have
- thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart
- just like the doctor would do. He was not as smart as a doctor because he
- seemed to be having trouble finding it.
-
- "I guess he was getting sick too because pretty soon both of them
- started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
- been cold because he put it in her skirt. About this time Sis got worse
- and began to moan and groan and squirm around and slide down towards the
- end of the couch. This is when the fever started.
-
- "I knew it was the fever because Sis said she felt real hot. Finally I
- found out what was making them so sick. A big eel had gotten inside his
- pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10
- inches long, honest. Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
- getting away.
-
- "When Sis saw it, she got real scared, her eyes got big and her mouth
- fell open and started calling to God and stuff. She said it was the
- biggest one she ever saw...... I should have told her about the one down at
- the lake.
-
- "Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of
- a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back.
- Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while her boyfriend
- took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep
- it from biting again.
-
- "Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it
- and he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
- fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset
- the couch. I guess he wanted to kill it by squeezing it between them.
-
- "After a while they both quit moving and a great sigh came forth. Her
- boyfriend got up, and sure enough, the eel was dead. I knew it was dead
- because it just hung there limp with some of its insides hanging out.
-
- "Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went on
- courting anyways. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly the eel
- wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I
- guess eels are like cats with 9-lives.
-
- "This time Sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it.
- After 35 minutes of struggling, they finally killed it. I knew it was dead
- because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the
- toilet....."
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