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1996-04-15
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Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man
sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man
sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to
go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass.
The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The
woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've
sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off
! What the hell kind of degenarate are you?" The man replies, "I am sorry to have
disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have
an orgasam." The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
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