Transcription: There was a time when people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And one anchorman was more man than the rest. Good evening, I'm Ron Burgundy. Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? Hey Garth, how's the divorce? Oh, not so good. I'll probably never see my kids again. Fantastic! I'm not lonely, I'd be loved by everyone in San Diego. You're so wise, like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. What are your hopes? What are your dreams? What are your passions? To be the first female anchor. And I'd like to be king of Aust ...
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