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"FUCK"
THIS WORD DESCRIBES MANY EMOTIONS, NO OTHER WORD CAN BE USED IN SUCH VARYING
GRAMMATICAL NUANCES. IT CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, (I don't give a FUCK) AS AN
ADJECTIVE, (It's a FUCKING beauty) AS A VERB IN ITS TRANSITIVE FORM, (The game
was FUCKED up by the weather) AND THE INTRANSITIVE FORM. (He well and truly
FUCKED IT UP)
Everyday expressions show it's true versatility:-
DENIAL I'LL BE FUCKED IF I DID
PERPLEXITY I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT IT
APATHY WHO GIVES A FUCK ANYWAY
GREETING HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU
GOODBYE FUCK OFF
RESIGNATION OH FUCK IT
DERISION HE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP
The word has of course been used by some very famous personages through the
years - the more notable of them being:-
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING INDIANS!" General Custer
"WHERE'S ALL THAT FUCKING WATER COMING FROM?" Captain of the Titanic
"WHAT A PLACE TO PLANT A FUCKING TREE!" Marc Bolan
"THAT'S NOT A REAL FUCKING GUN!" John Lennon
"THE FUCKING THROTTLE'S STUCK!" Donald Campbell
"WHO'S GOING TO FUCKING KNOW?" President Nixon
"I AM OUTSIDE THE FUCKING EXCLUSION ZONE!" Captain of Belgrano
"HEADS ARE GOING TO FUCKING ROLL!" Anne Boleyn
"WHO LET THAT FUCKING WOMAN DRIVE?" Space Shuttle Captain
"WATCH HIM, HE'LL HAVE SOME FUCKER'S EYE OUT!" King Harold
"I THOUGHT I COULD SMELL FUCKING PETROL!" Nikki Lauda
"WHAT FUCKING MAP?" Mark Thatcher
"IT IS MY BEST FUCKING COAT!" Michael Foot
"SHE'S JUST A FUCKING SECRETARY!" Cecil Parkinson
"HE'S JUST A FUCKING MATE!" Jeremy Thorpe
"ANY FUCKER CAN UNDERSTAND THAT!" Albert Einstein
"OF COURSE IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE HER!" Pablo Picasso
There is just one other thought I'll leave you with -
"HOW COME YOU'VE GOT THE FUCKING TIME TO SIT AND READ ALL THIS?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALWAYS FUCKING BUSY !! ......."