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  1. 066010303050001132002006006010000
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  6. Ç
  7. àìAshestoAshes,FunktoFunky!
  8.  
  9. ä(AndwethinkMajorTom'saJunkie!)
  10.  
  11. ÇEverwonderedwherethoseold,obsolete,tiredä,Çbought-six-months-agoä
  12. ÇPC'sgotoafterthey'redeclaredobsoletebythegrindingincessant
  13. actionofoutofcontrolmarketforces?
  14.  
  15. Wellwondernomoreas'ASHESTOASHES'areheretoprovidea
  16. personaliseddisposalservicetothedistressedconsumer,aghastatthe
  17. prospectofolduselessvideoboards,CPUs,casesandRAMchips
  18. clutteringupthesparebedroom.
  19.  
  20. ASHESTOASHESwillcollectanddisposeofanydeceasedandunwantedPC
  21. hardwareinascenicanddignifiedlandfillsite.Eventuallythe
  22. accumulatedPCswilldecomposedowntotheoriginalmineralcomponents,
  23. yieldingageologicaltreasurehousetothenextspeciesthatevolves
  24. tofullsentience,oncewe'vebecomeafossilizedgraffitistainin
  25. relationtothelongertermhistoryofthecosmos.ASHESTOASHESlike
  26. tothinktothefuturethatwedon'tyetknow!
  27.  
  28. ASHESTOASHESwillalsocollectanddisposeofanydeadhouseholdpets
  29. forasmallextracharge,asitisaverylargecapacitylandfillsite
  30. whichwe'vesomehowendeduppayingquiteabitovertheoddsfor,and
  31. weneedtomakesomethingbackonitratherquickly.
  32.  
  33. ä'ASHESTOASHES'Ç
  34.  
  35. äBasiccollectionservice-£10.00
  36.  
  37. DeadofNightspecialcollectionservicetoavoidsocialembarrassment
  38. (IBMAptivaÇ..)ä-£25.00
  39. Ç
  40. äBurialatSea-£20.00(Hornpipingsailors£5,000extra)Ç
  41.  
  42. äNotlaughingatyourchoiceofupgradewhilstengagedinanyofthe
  43. äabove-£100fromeachmemberofyourfamily.
  44.  
  45. (AllpricesexcludeVAT,pleaseadd17.5%toanyfiguresquotedabove.
  46. Pricesandspecificationsaresubjecttochangewithoutnotice...Which
  47. happensquiteoften.)
  48.  
  49. ASHESTOASHEScanbecontactedat:-
  50.  
  51. ThePimcoRest-EasyPetandComputerDisposalService
  52. Flat2,LarryGraysonCourt
  53. MonomaniaStreet
  54. BathBA13HD
  55.  
  56. Wewouldgiveoutaphonenumber,butasno-oneeverbotherstopickit
  57. upwhilstitisringing....
  58. Ç
  59. ä
  60.