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- [SCENE] E2M8: At one end of one side of the arena is a Cyberdemon
- disconsolately tossing rockets. At the other end is a green Marine with yellow
- glowing eyes and a huge grin plastered across his face. The Marine is firing
- BFG blasts at the Cyberdemon.]
- [The Cyberdemon looks down to hear a hiss from nearby over the din. Standing
- behind one of the columns is a Former Trooper carrying a large box. The Cyber
- ducks behind the pillar.]
-
- Cyberdemon: Damn Marines. most of them are either too good or use the cheats,
- the rest are so useless they can't beat the Barons on E1M8.
-
- Trooper: Yeah, it's a real dog. Here, gimme that arm.
-
- [The Cyberdemon pauses, then detaches his cybernetic arm.]
-
- Cyberdemon: Who the hell are you, anyway?
-
- Trooper: Eric Schwarzenegger.
-
- [The Cyberdemon looks down enquiringly]
-
- Trooper: Second cousin, three times removed.
-
- [The Trooper finishes his work and hands the arm back]
-
- Cyberdemon: Where'd you get that Chaingun.
-
- Trooper: Cacos intercepted a UAC shipment of weapons in the fourth sector.
- Everyone's getting an upgrade. That BFG you have there is supercharged. It'll
- kill the buggers even if they have the cheats on.
-
- [The Cyberdemon grins]
-
- Cyberdemon: What's everyone else getting then?
-
-
- Trooper: I don't know much. The Sergeants have taken a course in quick-draw,
- and they got a bunch of "health bonuses". I heard something about the
- Spider-Demon getting a powerup and some new weapon.
-
- Cyberdemon: What new weapon?
-
- Trooper: Something called a Chain rocket Launcher...
-
- [The Cyberdemon grins evilly. He reattaches his arm.]
-
- Cyberdemon: Well, time to kick butt.
-
- [The Cyberdemon steps out from behind the column and greases the Marine.]
-
- Cyberdemon: I LIKE this weapon.
-
- [Fade out]
-
- The patch: Jacks up all the monsters. Like the man said, Troopers with
- chainguns, pumped Sergeants, BFG Cyberdemons and more.
- The Spider-demon is harder to kill, and has a chain-rocket launcher.
- Watch out for steady streams of rockets.
-
- Known Bugs: The Trooper bugs from 1.0 is fixed. The spider demon is the one
- who is trigger happy now.
-
- Where to get this patch: alt.binaries.doom
-
- Alden Bates.