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  (complete solution in English for The Secret Of Monkey  Island
II: Le Chuck's Revenge)

  PART I: THE LARGO EMBARGO

  You start on the bridge. Go  left or right, either way,  Largo
will shake you down and mug you and steal your fundage. After he
leaves, bail to the right side of the bridge. Stop at the  sign.
PICK UP SIGN. You will  take the  shovel. Exit  right. You  will
then be at an overhead view of the map of the island. Go to  the
Swamp area. USE COFFIN. Row to the shack, you get taken up  into
the voodoo mojo chick's pad.  LOOK AT TABLE  in the first  room,
you'll see a thread of string on the table. PICK UP STRING.  Now
look at the jars on the shelves next to the table. Keep  looking
at things until you see  the jar of  ASHES-TO-LIFE. Now walk  to
the right side  of the room  and you will  enter the next  room.
Talk to Mrs.  Mojo Voodoo  priestess chick  about the  ashes-to-
life. You will need  to know about this  for later. Now talk  to
her about Largo and  making a voodoo doll.  She will give you  a
list of ingredients you need to make the doll... (hair,  thread,
body fluid, part  of a  dead relative.)  Leave and  row back  to
shore, exit left back to map.

  Now go to the cemetery... at the top of the hill you see  some
graves and tombstones. Go up there and you will get a closeup of
the area. The first grave  on the left is Largo's  grandfather's
grave. USE SHOVEL ON GRAVE. You will dig up the grave and get  a
bone from the deceased old feller. Exit left back to the map.

  Go to the beach area. You'll find a stick on the ground.  PICK
UP STICK. Now leave back to the map.

  Go back to woodtick town.  Go to Wally the cartographer's  pad
(second door from right).  Talk to  Wally about  things. Take  a
blank sheet of  paper from  pile at  bottom right  hand side  of
screen. Watch Wally closely.  He will place  his monocle on  the
table and rub  his eyes from  time to time.  When he does  this,
quickly PICK UP MONOCLE. Exit back out the door to the left.

  Look near bottom of screen, you will see a hatch leading  down
to the Bloody Lip bar and you will see some windows on the  side
of the ship. The window on  the far left is accessible. WALK  TO
WINDOW and you jump into  the window  and find  yourself in  the
kitchen. There's a knife  on the table...  PICK UP KNIFE.  Leave
from the window you came in at.

  Walk down path towards far  left, you reach the farthest  ship
on the left. Enter the  door. See the  little alligator tied  to
the post?  USE  KNIFE  ON  ROPE.  You  will  cut  the  alligator
(Pegbiter) loose and the little bastard runs away. The Innkeeper
freaks out and goes after Pegbiter. PICK UP BOWL in order to get
the cheese squigglies inside  Pegbiter's bowl. Now exit  through
the door on the far left. This is Largo's room. Quickly,  before
he catches you in there, grab his toupee off the styrofoam  head
on top of the desk on the far left of the room. Now bail out the
door, or wait till he comes in and throws you out.

  Go to the right and up to the screen where the pirates and the
laundry dude is. PICK  UP  BUCKET  (the  bucket  underneath  the
pirates). Pirate on left will say don't take it. Choose  dialoge
option number one for best results. You ask if it's his  bucket,
he says no... you ask if minds if you take it, he says go for it
dude. You can get the  bucket with  the other  dialogue but  the
conversation takes forever (but it's  funny). Ok, now you see  a
box on the floor where the rat is scurrying around. OPEN  BOX...
USE STICK WITH BOX...  USE  STRING  WITH  STICK....  USE  CHEESE
SQUIGGLIES WITH BOX. What this does  is set a trap to catch  the
little rodent. Exit this  screen for a  moment, then come  back.
The Rat will be eating the squigglies under the box. Pick Up and
Pull the string. You  will catch the rat  in the box. OPEN  BOX.
TAKE RAT. Exit this screen.

  Now enter the hatch near the bottom of the screen to get  into
the Bloody Lip Bar. Talk to the Barkeeper. Keep asking him for a
drink over and over and give him a bunch of excuses. Pretty soon
Largo comes in and orders a  drink.  Largo  spits  on  the  wall
before he  leaves. After  this, USE  BLANK SHEET  OF PAPER  WITH
DRIPPING SPIT. Now you take his spit off the wall (body  fluid).
Go up the stairs to leave this screen.

  Now go back  to  the  kitchen  via  the  window.  USE  RAT  IN
VISCIOSUES (Soup). You drop the rat in there. Now bail again via
the window. Now go back down  the hatch to the Bloody Lip.  Talk
to the barkeep... a dialogue  option  about  ordering  soup  now
appears... Select this option.  Barkeep  goes  into  kitchen  to
check the soup out... finds rodent in soup.. fires cook... comes
out and tries  to serve you  soup. Tell him  you don't want  the
soup, he asks if you  want a job. Take  the job, get your  weeks
wages in advance. Now go  into the kitchen.  Fuck this job,  its
boring, you can't cook, and you already got paid, so fuck it and
bail out the window.

  Exit right from the  town, to the map.  Go to the swamp  area.
USE BUCKET ON SWAMP. You fill bucket with mud. Exit back to map,
head back into town. Go to Largo's room, CLOSE DOOR, USE  BUCKET
WITH DOOR, now hide behind  the clothes changing curtain.  Largo
comes in, get's bucket of mud on head, clothes are dirty.  Largo
goes to cleaners, follow  him  there.  Watch  the  conversation.
Largo leaves. Now go back to his room, CLOSE DOOR. You will  see
a laundry ticket tacked to the back of the door. PICK UP TICKET.
Go back to the laundry dude,  give him the ticket, he gives  you
Largo's clothes.

  Now exit the town to  the map, head to  the swamp and back  to
the Mojo bitch. Give all  your voodoo doll ingredients  (toupee,
bone, bra and spit) to her. She will make a voodoo doll and give
it to you with some pins.

  Now get back to the town, head to Largo's room. When you go in
there he will start yelling  and start to  throw you out.  While
he's doing this, quickly USE PINS ON VOODOO DOLL. Now watch  the
animation sequence as you banish Largo from town.

  Head out of town to  map.  Go  down  to  peninsula.  You  meat
captain dreadlocks  rastafarian joint  toker. Talk  to him.  Now
select ROLL JOINT, now SMOKE  JOINT WITH RASTA  MAN. The two  of
you start toking and get high....  ok just kidding. You talk  to
him and he  tells you he  needs his necklace  to sail. Give  him
Wally's monocle and it will  suffice. Now he'll  give you a  map
and you tell him where you want to go. Select PHATT ISLAND  from
the map. While on  Dread's boat remember to  pick up the bag  of
Parrot Chow when you see it.


  PART II: THE FOUR PIECES

  When you arrive  on PHATT  you get  arrested by  the guard  no
matter what  you say  to him.  After the  conversation with  the
Phatt pig you  find yourself  behind bars.  PICK UP  MATTRESS...
there's a stick underneath. USE STICK  ON BONE (the bone is  the
leg bone of the skeleton in the cell on the left.) You flip  the
bone into your cell with the stick. PICK UP BONE... GIVE BONE TO
DOG. Dog walks to you, drops  key, takes bone. PICK UP KEY,  USE
KEY ON CELL DOOR... you are now free. Before leaving be sure  to
grab the two envelopes  on the shelf near  the door. One is  the
MANILLA envelope and one is the GORILLA envelope. In the manilla
is all your  inventory, and in  the gorilla is  a banana and  an
organ. OPEN ENVELOPES to obtain the items. Now leave the jail.

  From the jail, head right. You will see a long path going  off
into the distance. Along this path you will see a few alleys and
a library on the left,  and a  pier on  the right.  Head to  the
pier. Talk to the old man who is fishing. Brag to him about what
a great fisher you are. He will challenge you to a contest  from
which you can get  his fishing pole if  you win. The contest  is
who catches the biggest fish.  After you talk  to him leave  the
screen to the left. Head to the Library.

  Inside the library, to  the left is  a model lighthouse.  OPEN
LIGHTHOUSE. You find a  lighthouse lens... pick  it up and  keep
it. Now go talk to the librarian. Apply for a library card.  Now
you have a temporary card. Go over to the card catalogue. Select
a book that you  WON'T NEED later. My  favorite book to use  for
this is the Pirate's Primer found under P in the catalog. It's a
book about software piracy... haha... You need to get two  other
books at this point that you will need later. One is under D for
Disasters and pertains to the sunken ship Mad Monkey. The  other
book pertains to  the Ashes  to Life  spell and  is found  under
A for Ashes. Or V for Voodoo... can't remember... When you  find
the three books and select Hmmm I better remember this book  for
each one, go over  to the  librarian and  ask for  each book  by
name. She will give you  the books  you request.  Now leave  the
library and  head back  to the  left towards  the jail....  keep
going left past the jail and you'll see a long path to the  left
heading off into the distance. Take this path to the map screen.
Now head to PHATT Mansion.

  Enter the mansion through the front  door. Try to walk up  the
stairs. The guard stops  you. Tell  him he's  confused you  with
your cousin Guybrush. Then tell him you think there is a fire in
the kitchen. He leaves, you can now proceed up the stairs.  When
you get into the Phattboy's bedroom he's asleep. Notice there is
a book on top of  his fat belly. Move  the cursor over the  book
and you see the title is famous pirate quotations. You will  now
need to use your book  to offset the weight  of his book so  you
can take it. Select USE PIRATE PRIMER WITH FAMOUS PIRATE QUOTES.
After a short animation which  is reminiscent of Indy Jones  and
the Temple of Doom, you end  up with the Quote book. Leave  this
place now and go back to the wharf.

  Head over to the path where  the library is. You will see  two
alleys. Head into the first alley. There's a guy betting with  a
guy who's  running  a  roulette  wheel.  He  wins  the  bet  and
leaves... quickly follow this  guy out  of the  alley. He  heads
into the  second alley,  follow him  there and  hide behind  the
crates and watch what he does. He then leaves. Now go up to  the
door, select OPEN  PEEPHOLE, Guybrush knocks  on the door.  When
the dude answers the door select the first dialogue option (Give
me the next roulette number). He will ask for the password. What
he will do is hold up some fingers and say one thing, then  hold
up different fingers and say  another thing. For instance  he'll
hold up four fingers and say  "If this is two", then he'll  hold
up one finger and say "Then what is this". You will then have to
select a number. In this example the answer would be FOUR.  Why?
Well, here's the secret - When he first holds his hand up, count
how many fingers he has up.  This  will  be  the  magic  number.
Everything else he says is just designed to throw you off. He'll
make you repeat the deal successfully three times in a row. Just
keep telling him the number  of fingers  he holds  up first  and
you'll get it right each  time. After three  times he tells  you
the number you need to win  roulette. After you get the  number,
go back to the roulette wheel and place a bet. Win the ticket to
the party, go back to the gamblers club, get the next number, go
back to roulette, place bet, win, take the money, go back to the
gamblers club,  get the  next number,  go back  to the  roulette
dude, place bet, win, take the circus tickets.... Now leave  and
go back to Dread's  ship on the far  right. Ask Homeboy to  take
you to BOOTY ISLAND.

  When you arrive on Booty go into the first shop you see on the
left, the  antique shop  and buy  everything you  can get.  This
includes the  following items:  SHIPS HORN,  SIGN ABOUT  PARROT,
FEATHER PEN, HUB CAPS, PIRATE  HATS,  ELVIS  PLATE,  SHINY  SAW,
PARROT'S MIRROR, maybe some other shit too... Don't worry  about
money, you will have plenty to get all you need. In order to buy
things select PICK UP (ITEM) and  Guybrush will say he wants  to
buy it. The Antique  Dealer will then  either tell Guybrush  the
price and offer to  sell the item, or  decline to sell the  item
entirely. The few things you  might have trouble buying are  the
Sign about Parrot and the Parrot's Mirror. To buy the sign about
the parrot, the antique  dealer will decline  to sell it  first,
then agree to sell it. With the parrot's mirror, the dealer will
decline to sell it  unless you do  something first. Here's  what
you do... First make sure you bought the sign about the  parrot.
Once you do this there will be  an empty hook left in the  place
where the sign was.  Take your bag of  parrot chow that you  got
from Dread's ship. Select USE EMPTY BAG OF PARROT CHOW ON  HOOK.
You will hang the  parrot chow bag on  the hook. The picture  of
the parrot on the parrot chow  bag will attract the parrot.  The
parrot will walk from the left end of the perch to the right end
of it in order to look at  the bag of parrot chow. Now that  the
parrot is not looking at the mirror anymore, the dealer will let
you buy the parrots mirror.  Select PICK  UP MIRROR  to get  the
dealer to sell it. After you buy everything, talk to the  dealer
about the piece of the map on his counter. He wants millions for
this map piece, but he'll also trade something for it. He  tells
you about the figurehead of a sunken ship called the Mad Monkey.
Find the figurehead and he'll trade  it for the map. We'll  find
the figurehead later....  for now,  leave the  antique shop  and
head on across the street over to the costume shop.

  Inside the costume shop the costume  dude will not give you  a
costume unless you have one  reserved.  If  you  show  him  your
ticket to Governor Marley's party he will give you your reserved
costume. Select GIVE MARDIS GRAS  PARTY TICKET TO COSTUME  DUDE.
He will give  you the  costume that  had been  reserved for  the
previous owner of the ticket.  Unfortunately the costume is  not
quite your style, but you are stuck with it and it will get  you
where you need to go, so take it and leave.

  Now walk to the right from  the costume shop and meet up  with
Kate who is standing near Stan's Used Coffin Store waving flyers
and yelling. Talk to  her and  take a  flyer from  her. Now  say
goodbye and proceed on your way, moving right.

  Walk past Stan's shop (you'll  deal with him later), you  will
see the spitting contest, just keep walking past it towards  the
right of the screen (you'll enter it later), and then you'll get
to the far right of the screen, exit it and arrive at the map of
the island. Select Gov. Marley's Mansion from the map.

  On your way to the mansion  you meet a chick guard dressed  as
LeChuck. Have a conversation with her, put your costume on, then
proceed to the mansion. When you get to the mansion, before  you
enter, notice there is  a  path  running  to  the  back  of  the
mansion. There are actually two paths, one heading left, and one
right. Take either path and you arrive in back. There is a  back
door which leads to the kitchen and there are some garbage cans.
Select PUSH GARBAGE CANS. You  make a loud  noise with the  cans
and the cook get's way pissed and comes out yelling at you.  Run
away from the cook and he will chase after you. Run to the  path
and follow it to the front of the mansion. Keep running past the
front of the mansion to the  opposite path and follow it  around
the other side of the mansion  towards the rear again. You  will
have made a complete  circle around  the mansion,  the cook  has
been chasing you all  the way.  Quickly enter  the kitchen  door
before the cook catches you. Inside the kitchen you see a pot of
fish. Take one of the fish  and leave the kitchen. Let the  cook
yell some more and ignore  him  and  he  will  go  back  in  the
kitchen. Now take one  of the  paths back  to the  front of  the
mansion and enter the mansion  via the  front door.  All of  the
guests will ignore you so don't waste time talking to them. Look
to the far left side of the room, there is a painting there. You
see a piece  of the  map you  need stuck  on the  corner of  the
painting. PICK UP PIECE OF MAP. Now leave the mansion. You  will
get stopped by the gardener and the dog and taken back into  the
mansion and taken upstairs  to see Gov.  Marley. Marley will  be
pissed and the two of you  will have a conversation. Select  all
of the polite,  grovelling dialogue selections  and you will  be
ok. Don't piss her off more. She will end up taking the map  and
tossing it out the  window. Leave the  room, head on  downstairs
and out the front door. Try to pick up the map piece and it will
float away and then get carried by the wind and finally land  on
the side of the cliff. Go  back inside the mansion. Go  upstairs
and into  Gov. Marley's  room. She's  gone now.  Notice the  oar
mounted above her bed. PICK UP OAR. Now leave, go downstairs and
out the door. The  dog will bark  and you tell  him to shut  the
hell up. When the dog shuts up, select PICK UP DOG, and you will
take the dog Guybrush and stuff him in your pocket. Now leave to
the right, heading down the path  away from the mansion and  you
will arrive back at the overhead view of the map. Select Dread's
ship from here and when  you get to the  ship have him take  you
back to PHATT Island.

  Back on Phatt Island take the  path over to the pier with  the
old fishing man. Select GIVE  FISH  TO  MAN.  You  will  have  a
conversation and he will admit  you caught the biggest fish  and
you win. Your prize is his fishing pole so he gives you his pole
and leaves. Go back to Dread's  Ship and have him take your  ass
back to BOOTY Island.

  Back on Booty  Island go down  the path to  the left past  the
antique shop,  behind the  old man  with the  cannon and  you'll
enter the overhead view map. Select  the cliff at the bottom  of
the map. When you arrive  there, select WALK  TO SIDE OF  CLIFF.
You will get a view of the map on the side of the cliff.  Select
USE FISHING POLE WITH PIECE  OF MAP.  You will  cast your  line,
hook the map and start reeling  it up. When you almost have  the
map, a bird flys by and takes  the map from you and flys to  the
BIG TREE. Leave the  cliff  area  and  you'll  be  back  on  the
overhead view of the map  of the island.  From here, select  the
big tree and walk to it.

  When you arrive at the big tree, you will see a bunch of holes
in the tree. The first hole has a plank stuck into it that  will
act like a step. Take the  oar from your inventory and stick  it
into the second hole. ie. USE OAR WITH HOLE. Now step up on  the
big tree root from the left. Now walk to the plank, now walk  to
the oar. When you  step on the  oar it will  break and you  will
fall and hit your head and  become unconscious. You will have  a
dream then you will  wake up again. Pick  up the broken oar  and
leave this scene, back  to the  overhead map.  From here  select
Dread's ship. When you get to  the ship, have him take you  back
to SCAB Island.

  Head on over  to the left  and enter the  first door you  see,
which will be the Woodsmith's  workshop. Select GIVE BROKEN  OAR
TO WOODSMITH. The Woodsmith will fix your oar, reinforce it, and
give it back to you. Leave  the workshop. Walk left and head  on
over to Wally the Cartographer's pad.

  At Wally's all  you need  to do  is replace  his monocle  with
something he can see with. Give him the lighthouse lens you  got
from the model lighthouse at the library. Select GIVE LIGHTHOUSE
LENS TO WALLY. Now leave  Wally's abode and  head on across  the
way to the Bloody Lip Bar.

  When you get down the hatch to the Bloody Lip Bar, order  some
drinks. The barkeep dude will have a variety of specialty drinks
that have colorful names. Order one of each drink. The Barkeeper
will give you a free crazy straw. You will USE CRAZY STRAW  WITH
DRINKS later in  the game in  order to drink  them. Now ask  the
barkeep for some near-grog. He'll tell you that Kate bought  all
the near grog. You'll need  to know about  this later. Now  look
over at Jojo the monkey. See his metronome? (That ticking  thing
on top of the piano). Place the banana on the metronome ie.  USE
BANANA ON METRONOME.  Jojo becomes  dazed while  looking at  the
banana. Select PICK UP JOJO... you pick the monkey up and  stuff
him in your pocket. Now leave  this  scene,  head  back  up  the
stairs to the surface.

  Now proceed left  and up  to where  the laundry  dude and  the
pirates are. The pirates are all kicking back and sleeping.  You
need to get a few things  from the Woodsmith's workshop, so  the
goal here is to somehow get  the Woodsmith to leave his  shop...
Perhaps if you created an incident where an emergency  Woodsmith
housecall would be necessary you could accomplish your task. Any
ideas? Take a look at 'ole pegleg the pirate... see his peg leg?
Select USE SAW  ON PEGLEG. You  saw his peg  leg off! haha.  Now
leave this area. The pegleg dude  wakes up, notices his peg  leg
is gone and starts  screaming. From  here go  to the  Woodsmiths
Workshop.

  When you get to  the workshop,  notice that  the Woodsmith  is
gone. He went out to go fix the peg leg you sawed off. Now  that
he's gone you can  take a few things  that you will need  later.
Take the Woodsmith's hammer from the wall, then take some nails.
That's all you'll need from here so leave this area and go  back
down the path to the right till you get to the overhead map. Now
select Dread's ship and have him take you back to BOOTY Island.

  Back on Booty Island head  on over  to Stan's  and go  inside.
Stan is a high pressure salesman  and one of the most  hilarious
characters I've seen in an adventure  game in a very long  time.
Some of the things he will  say  to  sell  you  his  things  are
incredibly funny. So ask Stan to see a coffin and enjoy some  of
the things he says during the conversation. At one point he hops
inside the coffin  to show you  how roomy it  is. At this  point
select CLOSE COFFIN, and you will  close the coffin door on  top
of him.  Stan  should  give  you  a  complimentary  Stan's  Used
Coffin's promotional hanky sometime at  this point of the  game.
Now, quickly select USE NAILS ON COFFIN. If you do this  quickly
enough you will hammer the  coffin lid down  with the nails  and
seal it shut. If you aren't  quick enough Stan jumps out  before
you get the chance, but you  can get him to  go back in just  by
talking to him  and asking  him to  show you  the coffin  again.
After Stan is nailed shut  into  the  coffin  he  really  starts
saying some damn funny things. For a really good laugh ring  the
bell on the counter while stan is sealed in the coffin... OK now
do what you came  to do, take  the CRYPT KEY.  It's on the  back
wall behind the counter.  You can break  the cash register  open
with the hammer if you  want, but  it's empty  so don't  bother.
Leave Stan's store (poor Stan).

  Now head on over to the  right and you arrive at the  spitting
contest. Stand  over near  the flag  markers in  the ground  and
select USE SHIP HORN (the  horn that  you got  from the  antique
shop).  When  you  blow  the  horn  the  spitmaster  will  leave
momentarily. Now's your  chance so act  quickly. Select PICK  UP
FLAG. You will move the flag  markers around in a way such  that
the distance is less to win first place in the spit contest. The
Spitmaster will now come back. Look at the colorful drinks  from
the bar in your inventory. You will need to mix the blue and the
yellow drink to  form a  green drink  that will  make your  spit
thick. Select USE YELLOW DRINK WITH BLUE DRINK. The drinks  will
mix into a  green one.  Now select  USE CRAZY  STRAW WITH  GREEN
DRINK. You will drink some of  the green drink and it will  make
your spit nice and thick. Now select TALK TO SPITMASTER...  Tell
him you want to enter the contest... Select a name for yourself,
I chose the best one,  Captain Loogie.  haha. Ok  now you  don't
need to hawk or swish or anything to win the contest, the  trick
is all in the wind at this  point. See the line of spit  contest
spectators? Look  at the  last spectator  on the  right. She  is
wearing this sash around her  waist that will  blow in the  wind
from time to time. Keep a close eye on this sash. Point the icon
to PTOOIE and poise your finger over your mouse, ready to click.
When the wind blows the sash up you know the wind will be  right
to help your spit fly high and far. With a little timing you can
click on PTOOIE just as the  sash is blowing and your spit  will
fly well and you will win  first prize. (A plaque with a  loogie
on it). If you fuck up, you can try and try again so keep trying
until you win and get your  Loogie Plaque. When you do get  your
first prize, head back over towards the left and go back to  the
antique shop.

  At the shop select GIVE PLAQUE TO SHOPKEEPER. He won't seem to
interested  in  buying  the  plaque   at  first,  but  in   your
conversation if you keep selecting dialogue selections that hype
up the plaque and make it sound like a valuable item you can get
the dude to offer you 6000  pieces of eight for the plaque.  Say
yes and sell him the plaque for the 6k, then leave the shop. Now
you have enough money to charter  a glass bottom boat from  Kate
and search for the  Figurehead of the  sunken ship, Mad  Monkey.
Ahh, but first you must know the coordinates of where the sunken
ship is located. Select LOOK  AT MAD  MONKEY BOOK,  and it  will
tell you the coordinates. Write these coordinates down and  walk
over to the right and talk to the flyer lady, Kate.

  Talk to Kate and ask her  to charter her ship. She'll ask  you
to show her where you want to  go on the map. When you move  the
icon around, coordinates will appear. Move the icon around until
you are pointing to the same coordinates shown in the book  that
you wrote down. Select that  point and  you'll be  out on  Kates
boat in the ocean. Select  "Dive down  into the  sea". You  will
swim down to the bottom of the ocean and see a sunken ship.  The
Figurehead is at the front of  the ship to the right. Swim  over
to it and pick it up.  It is too  heavy to swim  back up to  the
surface with, so swim back over  to the left and you'll see  the
anchor. Swim to the anchor and  select PULL ROPE (the rope  that
is attached to the anchor)...  Once you do  this Kate will  haul
you and the anchor back  aboard the boat.  You will soon  arrive
back on BOOTY Island. Talk to kate again. Ask her if she is  the
same Kate who bought all the  near-grog. She is, so ask her  for
some of the near-grog. She'll  be a stingy  bitch and refuse  to
give you any.  You'll get some  revenge on the  cunt for that  a
little later. For now, head on over to the Antique Shop.

  At  the  antique  shop  select  GIVE  FIGUREHEAD  TO   ANTIQUE
SHOPKEEPER DUDE. He will trade you his piece of the map. You now
have your first of four map  pieces that you need. Let's go  get
the second piece from the Big  Tree.... Exit the shop, head  off
to the left to  get to the overhead  map view. From here  select
BIG TREE and go there.

  Once you arrive at the big tree select USE REINFORCED OAR WITH
HOLE to place your repaired oar back into that second hole.  Now
walk to the big tree root, walk  to the plank, walk to the  oar.
Now you will be  standing atop  the oar,  and you  will need  to
select PICK UP PLANK. Pick  up the  plank from  behind you.  Now
Select USE PLANK WITH HOLE to put the plank in the third hole up
which is to the right of the oar you're standing on. Pretty soon
he'll get the idea and climb up the rest of the tree by himself.
When you get there and you see the three treehouses, look way up
at the top treehouse  on the left. Select  it to walk up  there.
You will find a  telescope up  there... PICK  UP TELESCOPE.  Now
head back down to the first treehouse and enter the doorway. The
bird that stole your map piece is  in there sitting on top of  a
large pile of other maps that you will never need. How will  you
ever find your map  now? Well  remember the  doggie at  Marley's
pad? He seemed to have a nose that could sniff out objects  that
belonged to Gov. Marley. Maybe  he could sniff  out the map  for
you... Select USE DOGGIE ON PILE OF MAPS. The dog will jump into
the pile and come out with  your map. Congratulations - you  now
have two of four map pieces. Leave the treehouse and climb  back
down the tree. Go to  the overhead map  view and select  Dread's
ship. Have him take your ass back to SCAB Island.

  Once you arrive on SCAB Island, head back to the right to  get
to the overhead map view. From here select the CEMETERY. At  the
CEMETERY on the right hand side there are several tombs and  one
crypt. Go to the crypt and select USE CRYPT KEY (from Stan's) ON
CRYPT. You will open  the door and go  inside. Walk to the  last
coffin on the very bottom right-hand  side of the room. Now  you
need to refer to  your book of pirate  quotes that you got  from
King Phatt boy. Select LOOK AT BOOK OF PIRATE QUOTATIONS. Read a
few of the quotes. Now  select LOOK  AT COFFIN,  to examine  the
coffin on the bottom right hand  side  of  the  room.  You  will
notice some familiar  quotes. Now select  OPEN COFFIN. You  will
remove the lid and see  some ashes  inside. Now  select PICK  UP
ASHES and you will get some ashes. Now leave the crypt, exit the
CEMETERY to the left and  you'll be  back on  the overhead  map.
From here go to the swamp area.

  At the swamp area take the coffin boat back to the voodoo mojo
bitch and tell her you  got  some  ashes  so  she  can  make  an
ashes-to-life potion for you. Give her the ashes and she'll  say
she forgot the recipe for  the potion. Give  her the book  about
ashes to life that you got  from the library. The book  contains
the recipe and will  allow her to make  the potion for you.  Get
the potion and leave the place,  row back to the shore and  exit
left back to the map.  From  here  head  back  on  over  to  the
CEMETERY.

  Back at the CEMETERY enter  the crypt again  and LOOK AT  OPEN
COFFIN. Now select USE ASHES-TO-LIFE  POTION ON ASHES. The  dead
dude will come back to life.  He's the guy who owns that  wiener
hut on the beach. He  didn't know he was  dead. Talk to him  and
tell him he's  dead. He  has this  nagging feeling  he left  his
stove burners on back at  the wiener  shack. Offer  to turn  the
stove off for him and he'll give you the key to the place. Leave
the crypt and  exit the  CEMETERY back  to the  map. Select  the
beach area at the top of the map and go there.

  At the beach walk  over to  the shack  and select  USE KEY  ON
DOOR, the door will open.  Walk inside and  you'll see that  the
burners are indeed on. Select  USE KNOBS and  you will turn  the
burners off. Now exit the  shack, then exit  the beach left  and
get back to the map. From here select the CEMETERY again.

  Back at the CEMETERY, enter the open crypt again. Look at  the
open coffin. Select  USE ASHES-TO-LIFE  POTION ON  ASHES and  he
comes back  to life  again... Tell  him you  turned his  burners
off... he can rest in peace now  and will give you his piece  of
the map. Congratulations you now have THREE OF FOUR Map  Pieces!
Exit the crypt, exit the CEMETERY and you'll be back on the map.
Select Dread's ship and have him take you over to PHATT ISLAND.

  Now that you're back  on PHATT  Island you're  gonna get  some
payback on that Kate bitch who wouldn't give you any  near-grog.
Still have Kate's flyer in your inventory? Good... See your face
on that  wanted poster  pasted to  the wall?  Select USE  KATE'S
PICTURE ON WANTED POSTER  and you  will paste  Kate's face  over
yours on the wanted poster! Now  leave this scene by going  into
the library or something. Kate  will walk up  to the poster  and
see it. The guard will come over and, thinking she is you,  take
Kate and throw the bitch in jail. Now head back over to the jail
and  go  inside.   Kate's  envelope   containing  her   personal
possessions is lying on one of  the shelves near the door.  Take
the envelope and open it and you will have yourself a bottle  of
near-grog. You'll need this later. Leave the jail and walk  back
over towards the right. Take the  path where the library is  way
down to the end so you can  get to the overhead map view of  the
island. From here select the waterfall area and go there.

  Once you arrive at the waterfall  walk up along side of it  to
the top of the hill. When you get here the view will change to a
small clearing above the waterfall and you will see a pump here.
The pump controls  the  waterfall  flow  and  to  get  past  the
waterfall you're gonna need to turn the water off via this pump.
But how do you  manipulate the  pump? You  need a  tool of  some
sort, like a wrench,  perhaps... or  maybe a  monkey wrench?  Or
maybe even  a monkey!  Yep that's  right, select  USE JOJO  (The
monkey from the bar) WITH PUMP. Jojo will act as a monkey wrench
on the pump and the waterfall  will be turned off. Go back  down
the side of the waterfall from whence you came. The waterfall is
off now and you can see  a "newly discovered gaping hole"  which
lies at the base of the fall.  Walk into this hole and you  will
be headed down a tunnel. The  tunnel you are walking through  is
taking you underneath  the sea that  separates the small  island
with the cottage on it from the larger island of PHATT.  Proceed
on through this tunnel until you come out on the other side. You
are now on the small island!

  On the small island  you can see a  cottage high above you,  a
path leading up to the cottage  on the left, the tunnel back  to
PHATT to the right of the path, and to the right of the  tunnel,
under the cottage there is  a hole.  Dont bother  with the  hole
just yet, select the cottage with your icon. Guybrush will  walk
up the path to the cottage  and  soon  arrive  there.  Open  the
cottage front door and walk inside.

  Inside you meet up with  a man. Have  a conversation with  him
and pretty soon he will challenge you to a drinking contest.  He
will move off-screen to  the left to prepare  a mug of grog  for
you, then he'll come back and set it on the table. He will  then
go back off-screen to  the left  to prepare  a mug  of grog  for
himself. When he leaves  at this  point, you  must act  quickly.
What you want to do is empty  the grog from your cup and  refill
it with near-grog so  you can win  the drinking contest.  Select
PICK UP MUG OF GROG. Walk over to the tree in the barrel located
on the far upper left hand corner of this screen. Select USE MUG
OF GROG ON TREE and  you will  empty the  mug of  grog onto  the
tree. Now select USE NEAR-GROG ON MUG to fill the mug with  near
grog. Now select USE  MUG OF NEAR-GROG ON  TABLE to put the  mug
back down. If you worked quickly, by this time the man should be
just arriving back into  the room with his  mug of grog and  you
both sit  down.  He  makes  you  drink  first.  You  drink  your
near-grog and you are fine... He then drinks his mug of grog and
passes out cold on the floor...  You win the contest! Walk  over
to the top of the room and find the mirror frame hanging on  the
wall. Hmm I think a mirror needs to go here. Take the mirror you
got from the antique shop and place it into the frame...  Select
USE MIRROR WITH MIRROR FRAME. When that is done, walk on over to
the bottom right  hand side of  the room. The  front door is  on
this side and there is a window to the right of this door in the
bottom right corner  of the  room. You  will need  to open  this
window before you go on. Select OPEN WINDOW. Once the window  is
open, go outside through  the front door.  See that ugly  statue
out there on the  lawn? Walk over to  it. There is an  inscribed
plaque at the base of the front of the statue. Read this  plaque
and you'll get a hint about what  to do next. Can you figure  it
out? No? ok well here's what you do... Take your telescope  that
you got from the top of the Big Tree. Put your telescope in  the
statue's hand. To do this select USE TELESCOPE WITH UGLY STATUE.
You will see a  beam of  sunlight shine  through the  telescope,
through the open window into the cottage, bounce off the  mirror
you put in the  mirror frame, and finally  it will shine upon  a
single brick  in the  wall on  the far  left side  of the  room.
Remember this  brick.  The  light  will  stop  shining  and  the
telescope will drop to the  ground  and  you  will  pick  it  up
automatically. Now walk back into  the cottage and walk over  to
the left side  of the room  where that brick  wall is. What  you
want to do here is pull the brick that the spotlight showed you.
Below the trap door you are  standing  on  is  a  basement  that
contains the fourth and last piece to the map. The basement also
contains a hole  with a  chute that  spills out  onto the  beach
below the cottage. Above this  chute is a  butt slide that  your
butt slides down when you  fall through  the trap  door. If  you
pull the wrong brick, this  butt slide will  spill you out  onto
the beach below and you'll have to hike back up the hill to  the
cottage again. If  you  pull  the  right  brick,  (the  one  the
spotlight pointed out), the butt slide will spill you out  right
into the basement. So  pull this  brick; select  PULL BRICK  and
click on the spotlighted brick. You will fall down the trap door
and find yourself in the basement. If you pulled the wrong brick
or forgot the right brick you'll find yourself on the beach. You
can hike back up  the hill and use  the telescope on the  statue
again to find out the right brick.  If you did it right and  you
are now in the  basement, pick up the  map that the skeleton  is
holding. Now bail through the hole in the floor. From the beach,
climb back up  the path to  get to the  overhead map view.  From
here select captain Dread's  ship. Have Dread  take you over  to
SCAB Island.

  At Scab Island you'll want  to  head  on  over  to  Wally  the
Cartographer's pad and have him  put this map together for  you.
When you get to Wally's, select GIVE MAP PIECE TO WALLY. You can
give him any one of the map pieces and he'll get the other three
from you automatically. It seems  that Wally had ordered a  love
potion from The House Of Mojo and asks you to go pick it up  for
him while he puts your map  back together. So leave Wally's  and
head on over to the swamp area and visit the House Of Mojo. Talk
to the Mojo bitch  and select  the dialogue  about Wally's  Love
Potion. She'll give you his  love potion (Inside the Juju  bag),
but first she has a vision. She senses Wally being kidnapped  by
LeChuck. She tells you to go save his ass. Leave and row back to
shore. Open the juju bag or look at it and a love bomb and  some
matches will pop out.  Now  head  over  to  Woodtick  and  visit
Wally's pad again.  Look at  his table  and see  the message  he
scratched into  it. Now  go back  to the  House of  Mojo in  the
swamp. Walk over to  where the  swamp meets  the shoreline.  See
that crate sitting up there on the shore? Walk over to it.  LOOK
AT CRATE. See who it's addressed to?  Get an idea of what to  do
now? Select OPEN  CRATE... now select  USE CRATE. Guybrush  will
hop into the crate  and shut the lid.  Some UPS type dudes  will
pick the crate up with you in  it and ship it over to  Lechuck's
Fortress.


  PART III: LECHUCK'S FORTRESS

  You start out here  standing  in  the  fortress  next  to  the
shipping crate that you arrived in. Walk to the right and go  up
the stairs and enter the door  at the top. Walk straight  across
the room to the far right and enter the doorway. Walk past bones
to the door across  the room to the  right and enter that  door.
Now walk down the stairs over to the cell and you'll find  Wally
strung up by his wrists in  the cell. Talk to Wally, he'll  tell
you to go get the key to the cell. Leave Wally, head back on  up
the stairs and out the door.  Head left over to the three  "Ugly
Bone Things". Remember the paper  you got Largo's spit on?  Look
at this spit encrusted paper now.  See the song? Read the  first
verse of the  song. Note  how the  bones are  connected in  this
song. Now go  back to the  view of the  room. Find the  skeleton
whose bone configuration corresponds to that of the first  verse
of the song. Push that  skeleton.  Walk  through  it.  When  you
arrive in the next room look at the paper again. Read the second
verse of the  song. Push the  skeleton whose bone  configuration
corresponds to the second verse of the song. Keep doing this for
all four verses  and you will  finally arrive in  a room with  a
huge door and many locks on it. Simply select OPEN DOOR and walk
inside. See the key hanging on the wall to the right of LeChucks
throne? Walk  over  and  pick  the  key  up.  Surprise,  Lechuck
captures you. There's no way to avoid this so don't worry  about
it.

  In the next scene you and Wally are strung up over this pit of
acid. Lechuck explains what will  happen to you when the  candle
burns down. Ask  Lechuck  some  stupid  questions  and  he  will
finally leave. Now, for a good laugh, talk to Wally and ask  him
some questions. Ok,  now  get  down  to  business.  Go  to  your
inventory and select USE CRAZY  STRAW WITH GREEN DRINK. Now  you
can spit  at things.  See that  shield to  your immediate  right
side? You need to spit at the EXTREME bottom left-hand corner of
this shield to put the  candle out. Position your icon  properly
and spit. If you  miss,  keep  trying  and  remember...  EXTREME
bottom left hand corner  of the shield.  Sooner or later  you'll
put the candle out and the screen will go completely dark. Light
a match  to  see  what's  going  on...  Select  USE  MATCHES....
Oooops... Surprise... Kaboom!


  PART IV: DINKY ISLAND

  You arrive on Dinky Island.  Walk over  to the  far right  and
talk to Herman Toothrot. When  he asks you  what color the  tree
is, if you cycle through all 50 or so colors in the dialogue box
you will finally get to select "ALL COLORS" and he will say that
is the correct answer and leave you alone. You don't really have
to talk  to this  chump but  hey, I  had to  suffer through  his
bullshit so you should too! Now  walk over to the left and  look
at the base of the still on the ground. You should see a martini
glass there, and  a black  crowbar lying  on the  ground to  the
right of the glass. Pick em both up. Now look on the left bottom
corner of the screen. See  that bottle lying  there half in  the
water and half on shore? Go pick it up. Now, see that rock there
to the left of the still? Select USE BOTTLE ON ROCK to bust  the
bottle open. Now walk over to the barrel underneath the  parrot.
Select OPEN BARREL  and you'll  get yourself  a cracker.  Select
GIVE CRACKER TO PARROT. The  parrot will give  you a clue  (Head
due East from Pond to Dinosaur). Now select USE MARTINI GLASS ON
OCEAN to fill it with  sea water. Now  select USE MARTINI  GLASS
WITH STILL to distill  the sea  water and  make clean  distilled
salt-free water. Now walk along the beach to the left and  about
half way down  the beach you  will see a  hole leading into  the
jungle; enter this hole.

  In the jungle you see a path heading up and one heading  left.
Take the path  on the left  first. Follow the  path on the  next
screen all the way up  to the top. When  you arrive on the  next
screen after this  you will  see a  bag tied  up to  a tree  and
hanging there. Select USE BROKEN BOTTLE ON BAG and you will  cut
the bag open to reveal a box  of cracker mix which falls to  the
ground. Pick up the box of  cracker mix and follow the path  all
the way back to where you started at the opening to the  jungle.
Now take the path leading up to the top of the screen. You  will
find a box with a rope tied around it sitting on the ground next
to a pond on the next screen. Select PICK UP ROPE to get it. Now
select USE CROWBAR ON BOX to open it. Now take the dynamite from
the box and head east  (right) two screens  until you arrive  at
the dinosaur. When you do,  the parrot will  fly into the  scene
and land on the dinosaur. Select USE MARTINI GLASS WITH WATER ON
CRACKER MIX. You will get two crackers. Give one cracker to  the
bird for another hint (Head  North  from  dinosaur  to  pile  of
rocks). Follow this hint. When you  arrive at the rock pile  the
bird will fly  over again.  Give him  the last  cracker for  the
final hint (Head due east to  Big  'X').  Follow  this  hint  by
walking off the right side of the screen and you'll see the  Big
X... (ya can't miss it... haha). Herman will walk over and  tell
you he knew a shortcut all along.. what a dick. Herman takes you
back to camp so when you  get  there  take  his  shortcut  (move
right) to get back to the Big  X. Select USE SHOVEL ON BIG X  to
dig a hole.  Now select  USE MATCHES  ON DYNAMITE  to lite  your
dynamite. Now select USE LIT DYNAMITE ON HOLE. Kaboom...

  Watch cut-away screen with Elaine...  You are now inside  deep
hole facing treasure. Select USE ROPE WITH CROWBAR, then  select
USE ROPE & CROWBAR WITH TWISTED  RODS (located at the top  where
the hole is). You will end up swinging over to the treasure  but
left hanging there. This is  where you came  in at! Elaine  will
talk to you for a minute, then the rope breaks and you fall down
into pitch dark. Move the icon around to feel around for a light
switch. When you find it, select USE LIGHT SWITCH. Boo!

  Have a conversation  with LeChuck and  find out his  startling
revelation about the two  of you... Sorta  like Star Wars,  huh?
Lechuck will zap you with his voodoo doll a few times. Walk back
to the treasure room when the coast is clear (first room on  the
far left hand end  of the tunnel). Pick  up the ticket from  the
smashed up treasure chest.  Walk right all  the way through  the
tunnel to the very far right  hand end of the tunnel. Enter  the
door to the first aid room from here.

  Inside the First Aid room  take a look  at the skeletons.  Now
PICK UP DADS SKULL. Walk across  the room over to the trash  can
located underneath the First  Aid sign. Open  the trash can  and
take the surgical gloves out of it. Now open the medical  drawer
to your immediate  left. Take  the hypodermic  syringe from  the
medical drawer. Now leave this  room and head  back on down  the
tunnel to the left. In the next room you'll see another door  to
the left of the first aid sign. Enter this door and you'll be in
a storage room. Open all the  boxes on the floor. You'll find  a
balloon in one box, rootbeer in  another box, and a voodoo  doll
in the last box. Take  each of  these items,  doll, balloon  and
root beer and exit the room. Head back on down the tunnel to the
left. On the next screen  you'll find another  door on the  back
wall to the  right of  the elevator  sign. Enter  this door  and
you'll be in a room with  a broken grog machine. Use the  gloves
and the balloon with the helium container. Walk over to the grog
machine and look it over. See the coin return at the top? Select
USE COIN RETURN and a coin will  pop out and roll on the  floor.
At this point LeChuck should come in and pick up the coin. If he
doesn't right away then just  wait awhile or  do the coin  trick
again. When LeChuck does finally  arrive and bends over to  pick
the coin up,  his big  ass and  underwear will  be hanging  out.
Select PULL UNDERWEAR to  yank  his  shorts  out.  LeChuck  will
voodoo zap you into another room.  Go back to the grog room  and
mess with the coin return again  to cause another coin to  drop.
Wait for LeChuck to come  back again.  This time  when he  bends
over to pick up the  coin select USE  HANKIE (from Stan's)  WITH
LECHUCK. LeChuck will take  the hankie from  you, blow his  nose
and give it back,  then zap you into  another room. Walk to  the
elevator room, push the elevator  button and walk inside.  Stand
near the lever and when LeChuck arrives select USE LEVER as fast
as you can. If  your timing  is right  the doors  will close  in
LeChuck's face and cut part of his beard off. Pick the beard up.
The elevator takes you  up to the top  floor. Open the door  and
exit.

  Remember this scene from Monkey  Island I? Yeah, me too...  Ok
you'll have some peace and  quiet up  here to  make your  voodoo
doll of LeChuck. What you want to do is put the doll, the beard,
the skull, the hankie, and the underwear into the JUJU bag  that
the love bomb came in. Select  USE <ITEM> ON JUJU BAG with  each
item to place it  in the  bag. On  the last  item Guybrush  will
shake the bag up and produce  a custom LeChuck voodoo doll.  Now
enter the elevator through the door again and go back downstairs
to find LeChuck. When you meet  up with him, quickly select  USE
HYPODERMIC SYRINGE ON VOODOO  DOLL.  You'll  stick  LeChuck  and
he'll say a few things then walk out of the room. Follow him out
of the room and  in the next room  you'll speak with him  again.
Select the dialoge option regarding  pulling  his  leg  off  the
voodoo doll. After this you talk some more and he ends up asking
you to take his mask off. Go  ahead and do it, don't be  afraid.
When you do this you pretty much have ended the game. The ending
moves on from this point  pretty much automatically. The  ending
is quite a shocker, and a bit of a let down if you ask me... But
hey the game was fun as hell. Hope you enjoyed it as much as me,
TC and Bubba... and Silencer  who started late and keeps  asking
us for hints even though he wants to "Solve it himself".