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* <-- tribble   ~%#{..~$ <-- tribbles after using Windows
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 95 found: Remove it? (Y/n).
300 bps - faster than a speeding Windows!
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
Accelerate Windows, to escape velocity.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Air-conditioned environment: Please do not open Windows!
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows.
Any smart houseworker knows -- "Don't do Windows"
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
Are you running under Windows NT, or just using an XT?
Are you using Windows NT, or is that just an XT?
As to Windows taglines, you pick out the ones *you* think are GOOD!
ATM and Windows: Great Fonts on the Free!
Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
Beat me!  Whip me!  Make me use Windows!
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 95.
Bill Gates just got divorced, His wife didn't do Windows.
Boost system speed by 200% - DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Build a better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks.
But why spend $2000.00 just to run Windows?
Buy Stacker?  Why not just delete Windows?
Buying Windows, an Unrecoverable Application Error
C:\> cd\windows  C:\WINDOWS\>del *.*
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN     C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL     C:\OS2\FLY
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\MICROSOFT\SUED
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
C:\WINDOWS> del *.*   I feel MUCH better now!
C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH  C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
C:\WINDOWS\WIN.DEX with Ammonia-D helps keep your Windows sparkling
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
Can't use Windows.  I have a singletasking brain and fingers.
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 95?
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice...
Christianity: Judaism for Windows
Coming soon from Microsoft -- Edlin for Windows.
Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 95!
Convert your Pentium into a Game Boy, run Windows NT!
D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 95!
Dan Quayle: a PROUD user of MicroSofte Windowse !!!
Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically.
Darn it! I'm the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard!
Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows!
Data to Picard: No, Captain, I do NOT run Windows.
Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out!
OS/2 vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
DESQview: Windex for Windows
Difference between a virus & Windows?  Viruses never fail.
Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus works.
Do still life on your computer--run Windows.
Do Windows users get pestered by double-glazing salesmen?
Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows.
Dogs crawl under Gates, software crawls under Windows!
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Don't open the Windows...you'll let the bugs in!
DOOR (n): something you throw Windows out of
DOS is your PC.  Windows is your PC on drugs.  Questions?
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows.
Error 015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Error 005: Windows loading.... come back tomorrow...
Error 167: Windows loaded..... system in danger
Error 132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error 534: Gates checking account too low. Please upgrade.
Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I ...
Exhibitionists love Windows
Exploding Windows ... GOOD Exploding Drives ... NOT GOOD!!
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.
Friends don't let friends use Windows!
Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
Grammar for the '90's: Bad.  Worse.  WINDOWS.
Hal 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!"
Hal 9000: "Help me Dave, I can't run under Windows!"
HAL, open the pod bay doors or else I'll run Windows!
HAPPINESS (n): a computer without Windows
Hard drive makers LOVE windows!
Hark!  What rock through yonder WINDOWS breaks?
Have time to waste?  Get Windows NT!
Have you crashed your Windows today?
He who laughs last probably isn't using Windows.
Help stamp out vandalism, or I'll break all your windows.
How do you make Windows faster?  Throw it harder!
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I found a Windows secret! Add WIN_95_BUGS=OFF in your registry!
I had lots of pro-windows kicks but it crashed before i could save them..
I hate sloppy release code. Probably why I don't go near Windows.
I love running Windows! NOT!
I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I sacrificed bugs to Osiris, now Windows runs.
I used to be computer illiterate. Then I dumped Windows!
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying..
I'm not a Windows user, but I play one on TV.
I'm sorry, I can't "C" and I don't do Windows.
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows NT?
If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows.
If at first you don't succeed, port it to Windows.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows ...
If bugs bother you then close your Windows.
If I only had a nickel for every time Windows crashed ...
If speed scares you, try Microsoft Windows.
If this is Windows where is the Windex??
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If(Windows=You) then let length(YourWalk) > length(pier)
Is Windows really a good operating system ??
It works fine except when I am in Windows.
It's a fact...the programmers who made Windows are INSANE!
It's curtains for Windows!
Just say NO! to Microsoft Windows.
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
Like Windows, my brain locks up.
Make Windows fly.....put it on the space shuttle...
Many Windows applications use the default printer.
MASOCHIST /mas-oh-kist/ (n): Windows user.
Memory chip makers LOVE windows!
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
Microsoft Windows...from the people that brought you Edlin!
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
MS-DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS-Windows: A torture device not yet banned by Geneva Convention.
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer
New from McAfee: WinScan. Removes all Windows programs.
New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS
New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
No Bill, it's not an XT.  We're just testing Windows NT
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading & loading & loading
Of course I'm runnning Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Oh, Oh..!   My computer's caught Windows!
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of windows.
OS/2 - Warp Drive for Windows.
OS/2 Version 4: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2 vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
OS/2, Windows/0.
OS/2: Cutting Windows in half
OS/2: Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2: Your Brain    -    Windows: Your brain on drugs.
Oxymoron:  fast Windows
Oxymoron:  runs under Windows
Oxymoron:  Windows accelerator
Oxymoron: "... runs under Windows."
Oxymoron:  Microsoft Works
Pass by the open WINDOWS
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!
Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)
"Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!"
Profanity -- not just for Windows users.
Profanity ... It's not just for Windows users.
Profanity--It's not just for Windows users any more!!
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
REAL men use COPY CON to create Windows apps...
Real Programmers don't do Windows.
Remember, Speed kills! Use Windows.
Requirement not stated for Windows or MS-DOS 6.22: Barf bag
Run Windows?  I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence
Running Windows is better than washing them...Barely
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and Windows NT"
Screw the prime directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
Sorry!  This virus requires Windows!
Speed kills -- use Windows
Speed kills!  (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills!  Switch to Windows ...
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
-THE- 4.77MHz 8088 simulator: Microsoft Windows.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The difference between Windows and a virus? Virus is free.
The few, the proud, the Windows 95 & SX owners.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT.
The NEW XT EMULATOR!  Microsoft Windows NT
The problem with Windows is, they break!
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
The Windows Energizer Bunny: It's STILL loading! And loading...
There is life after DOS, but it isn't Windows!
They'll release Windows 97 after NT 4 loads.
They'll release Windows 97 when NT 4 finishes loading.
Things that suck: Rush Limbaugh, Windows and DOS!
This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows.
This tagline does not require Microsoft Windows.
This tagline requires Microsoft Windows.
This virus requires Microsoft(R) Windows(tm) 95
Time on your hands? . . . get Windows.
Toto, how come everything seems so slow? Woof, Woof, Windows
Try Windows for a good night's sleep while you wait..& wait.
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Turn your 486 into an XT -- just add Windows 95.
Turn your Pentium Pro into an XT - Run Windows NT.
Unable to exit Windows. Try the door? Y/N
Undoubtedly, the best view is found in a pc without windows.
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows!
Use Windex On Your Windows
VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Washing Windows is better than running them.
Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows!
Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows!
What does Windows NT stands for?  Nervous Technicians?
What's the difference between a Virus and Windows?
Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows?
Why I like DR-DOS?  It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!
Will Windows 97 be any good?
WIMP = Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus
Windows 2066.  Finally, they got it right!
Windows - Just another pane in the glass.
Windows - the commercial version of the Stoned virus
Windows - The Gates of hell.
Windows -- Revenge of the Nerds, Part 95.
Windows -Satan's answer to God's OS/2
Windows ... just another pane in the glass.
Windows 95 - From the people who brought you EDLIN.
Windows NT - Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum.
Windows 95 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows 95 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 95 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 95 =C4 No Pane =C4 No Gain.
Windows 95: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 95: More holes than you can count.
Windows NT -  So Windows 95 was pointless after all.
Windows 95 - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Windows 95: Multicrashing, OS/2: Multitasking, Win NT: MultiSleeping
Windows 95: The Network Consultants Full Employment Act of 1995.
Windows 2066. Finally they got it right!
Windows and Quayle - two MAJOR wastes of space!
Windows are a pane in the glass.
Windows NT Installation Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
Windows bashing.....and you thought SEX was fun!
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes!
Windows Error 346 - Only God knows what went wrong.
Windows Error 44 - File not found...Wanna play solitare?
Windows Error 4 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error ZZZ: user fell asleep waiting..
Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded.  System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ...
Windows Error: 003 - Windows found.  System halted.
Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error: 005 - Erroneous error.  Nothing wrong.
Windows Error: 007 - System price error.  Inadequate $ spent.
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes.
Windows Error: 103 - Windows detected running on system.
Windows Error: 01D - Unable to figure out our own code.  System halted.
Windows Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading..
Windows give me panes!
Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned
Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS
"Windows NT Performance", on the next "In Search Of"
Windows is a disease - OS/2 v4.0 is the cure!
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows is a real pane in the glass.
WINDOWS is cool, uh, or something.
Windows is fne for Hih Sped Communicatns ...
Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is Irrelevent.  It's existance is futile.
Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses do something.
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses work.
Windows is weenieware....
Windows is working fine for mUX}?++{{ NO CARRIER
Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something!
Windows isn't a virus.  A virus does something.
Windows isn't crippleware, it's "Functionally Challenged"
Windows loading... come back tomorrow.
Windows loading; please take a nap...
Windows LUW: Life Under Windows
Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System? Y/y/a
Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Windows NT - No Thanks! (Gates named it right)
Windows NT = Windows, Nice Try!
Windows NT = Windows, Not Today.
Windows NT found - (B)oot, (D)elete, (E)ject?
Windows NT is the emperor's new clothes!
Windows NT, the Next Termination.
Windows NT--No Thanks!
Windows NT. One gig of RAM, one terabyte HD. Oughta' do it.
Windows NT: 16Mb to accomplish a 4Mb job
Windows NT: It just gets Beta and Beta.
Windows NT: Needs Terabytes
Windows NT: Nice Try!
Windows NT: No Thanks. Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.
Windows NT: The epitome of Crippleware.
Windows NT: The network server that doesn't
Windows NT: The world's only 180 meg Solitaire game!
Windows NT?  New Technology?  I don't think so...
Windows open:  Jump?  Y/y/y
Windows programmers do it slowly
Windows R4 looking thru, PM is afternoon
Windows 95 to 486/50 mhz CPU: Don't rush me, don't rush me ...
Windows UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources
Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions
Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories
Windows UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt
Windows 2010 - We * * ALMOST * * have it right!!!
Windows 2066 - We * * FINALLY * * got it right!!!
Windows would be better with curtains.
Windows! The magic of turning a Pentium into a Gameboy!
Windows, Icons, Mouse and Pointer = WIMP
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows, the instant Pentium to 8086 conversion kit
Windows, the Vanilla Ice of Software.
Windows, written entirely by blondes.
Windows--for the idiot in all of us!
Windows--Revenge of the Nerds, Part 3.1
Windows... just another pain in the glass ...
Windows... The Industry Substandard...
Windows...for a good night's sleep while you wait..
Windows...from the folks who gave us EDLIN ...
Windows:  The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: A 486 to XT conversion kit.
Windows: A kolossal kludge.
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
Windows: A solitaire game requiring 100 megs on the HD.
Windows: A View to be Killed.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: Big, expensive, pretty virus.
Windows: Brought to you by the W. Gates of Hell!
Windows: Edlin on LSD.
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit.
Windows: Insufficient Memory, please add 72 Megabytes!
Windows: It's Hamburger Helper for DOS.
Windows: Just say NO!!!
Windows: Most expensive OS/2 backup disks I've ever purchased.
Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk
Windows: proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.
Windows: So intuitive it only needs a meg of help files.
Windows: Speed bumps for the mind.
Windows: Squares with pains in the middle?
Windows: The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy!
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Windows: The first choice of Moe, Larry and Curly ...
Windows: the world's first commercially successful virus!
Windows: there's got to be a better way.
Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi.
Windows: World's fastest spreading virus.
Windows:(n.)1. Something that comes with mouse you bought.
Windows:(n.)2. The Gates of hell.
Windows:(n.)3. The solution to a problem that didn't exist.
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Windows?  I thought they were all broken?
Windows?  WINDOWS?!?  Hahahahahehehehohohoho...
Windows? !Por Favor, No Rompa Mis Cojones! Gracias!
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! That's better ...
Windows? We don't need no stinking Windows!
Windows???  A very nice VGA demo, isn't it?
Windows vs Virus.....Virus works
WOODEN STICK 95 - For propping open your Windows
Would you let a Microsoft-based program run air traffic?
You mean you think Windows NT **ISN'T** a joke?!
You mean you think Windows NT **ISN'T** a joke?!