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... C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
... Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.
... Bill Gates made $6.3 Billion selling us MS-DOS?
... Bill Gates does Windows...
... "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
... "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
... (Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!
... 2.0 is better than 1; 3.0 is better than 2.
... Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
... Bugs come in through open Windows.
... Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
... Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS!  Try today's OS/2!
... Dos: Venerable.  Windows: Vulnerable.  OS/2: Viable.
... DOS 6.0: A $49 confirmation that you need REAL utilities.
... DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
... DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
... DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
... Does Windows NT come with a hard drive?
... Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
... Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
... Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
... Friends don't let friends use Windows.
... Get OS/2 WARP - the best Windows tip around!
... Hand in hand with OS/2. Hell with NT
... Have you crashed your Windows today?
... He who laughs last uses OS/2.
... How do you make Windows faster?  Throw it harder!
... How do you spell relief? OS/2!
... I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
... I love running Windows! NOT!
... I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
... I use OS/2 WARP and I don't care who knows!
... If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
... If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
... If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
... MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
... My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
... One man's Windows are another man's walls.
... OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
... OS/2: Logic, not magic.
... OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
... OS/2: Taking the wind out of Windows.
... OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
... OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
... OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
... OS/2: Your brain.  Windows: Your brain on drugs.
... See the Future; See OS/2.  Be the Future; Run OS/2.
... Speed Kills - Use Windows!
... The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
... The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
... To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
... Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
... Get OS/2 - the best Windows tip around!
... Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
... What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers!
... What?!?  DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
... When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!
... Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2
... Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
... Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Fuctionally Challenged"
... Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.1!
... Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
... Windows NT?  New Technology?  I don't think so...
... Windows: A View to be Killed.
... Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
... Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
... Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
... Windows: The CP/M of the future!
... Windows: The Gates of hell.
... Windows?  Homey don't play that!
... Windows?  WINDOWS?!?  Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
... Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
... You're throwing it all out the Windows!
... You said Windows was a Power Tool???
... I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
... OS/2 means...CURTAINS for Windows!
... OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
... It's OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it.
... For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
... Win3.1? For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2.
... I'm an OS/2 developer...I don't NEED a life!
... Rumour: NT means Not Tested...OS/2, Windows/0
... Program call to load Windows- "Here_piggy_piggy_piggy"
... "Luke!  I'm your father!"  Bill Gates, 1980
... PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
... This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows
... "Do your parents *know* you are Ramones?" - Ms. Togar
... Win96 just transformed from vaporware to bugware
... Windows 3.1 - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
... Windows 95 not found... accelerate to Warpspeed?
... Windows Error: 005 - Multitasking attempted.  System confused.
... Windows Error: 015 - Unable to exit Windows.  Try the door.
... Windows Error: 123 - Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System=-
... Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
... Windows is made by MicroSOFT, not MicroGOOD, MicroRIGHT, or MicroFAST.
... Windows Multitask! Formats C: and locks the keyboard at the same time!
... Windows NT - Nice Try
... Windows NT - No Thanks! (Gates named it right)
... Windows practical joke: Write a program that works.
... Windows: A solution to a problem which never existed.
... Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
... Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
... Windows: Proof that God has a sense of humor.
... Windows: Proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.