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1997-10-23
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I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
How much wood did Peter Piper pick....no, wait....
Please, clean your screen! I can't see out!
Troubleshooting: if it gives you any trouble, shoot it.
A confident manner is important; computers can sense this.
Stealing taglines? Book him for "grand theft motto"!
I'm entirely too busy to waste time choosing a tagline to use.
Quality-minded witches use spell checkers.
For a reply, please send a self-abused stomped elephant to....
What do you mean you "formatted the cat"?!?!
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my drive?
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
SET PATH=Bookshelf;DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;GarbageCan
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead.
"It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it!" -- Bill Gates
I thought *everyone* knew Stones & Windows don't go together!