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1998-01-08
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David Azarewicz dazar@ibm.net
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This message transmitted from a 100% Microsoft free system.
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... He who laughs last uses OS/2.
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"The writing is on the wall that the Windows fad, like all other
fads, is beginning to die. Fortunately, real operating systems
like Unix and OS/2 will be around for a long time to come."
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"Microsoft announces complete year 2000 solution.
Delivery expected in 2004."
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PCMCIA (People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms)
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News Flash: Microsoft acquires Electrolux, makes extensive
design revisions. Finally releases a product that doesn't suck.
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Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
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.. Printout - A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
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... In Windows 95, no one can hear you scream
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Windows is not the answer. Windows is the question. No is the answer.
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"Operating Systems manufactured by Microsoft are by far the most popular,
with millions of copies in use worldwide. OS/2 fans, on the other hand, may
note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers
alone do not denote a higher life form."
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The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Windows 95: n.
A 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world
The unreasonable man tries to adapt the world to himself
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive!
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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"There's no difference between great art and great engineering."