REDNECK1 You might be a redneck if you've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.
REDNECK2 You might be a redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
REDNECK3 You might be a redneck if you think french onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.
REDNECK4 You might be a redneck if your local newspaper has a front-page feature called "Cow of the Week"
REDNECK5 You might be a redneck if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
REDNECK6 You might be a redneck if you've stabbed the back of someone's hand wile they were reaching for the last piece of chicken.
REDNECK7 You might be a redneck if when packing for vacation, your biggest decision is whether to use paper or plastic.
REDNECK8 You might be a redneck if there are four pair of pants and three squirrles hanging from your clothesline.
REDNECK9 You might be a redneck if the family business requires a lookout.
REDNECK10 You might be a redneck if you think the phrase "chicken out" means one of your pets has escaped.
REDNECK11 You might be a redneck if you slam the door on your truck and your shotgun creates an instant sunroof.
REDNECK12 You might be a redneck if you have to curl the sides of your cowboy hat so your wife can ride in the truck too.
REDNECK13 You might be a redneck if you've ever been getting gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.
REDNECK14 You might be a redneck if you have to take the entire day off work to get your teeth cleaned.
REDNECK15 You might be a redneck if your mother has ever been arested for poaching.
REDNECK16 You might be a redneck if you've ever been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice machine.
REDNECK17 You might be a redneck if your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security alarm.
REDNECK18 You might be a redneck if anything outside the Lower 48 is "overseas."
REDNECK19 You might be a redneck if you consider dating second cousins as "playing the field."
REDNECK20 You might be a redneck if you've ever run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins.
REDNECK21 You might be a redneck if your've ever been arrested on an obscene mug-flap charge.
REDNECK22 You might be a redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
REDNECK23 You might be a redneck if your welcome mat says, "You'd better have a search warrant."
REDNECK24 You might be a redneck if you've ever named a child for a good dog.
REDNECK25 You might be a redneck if the only work your father ever did was supervised by a man holding a shotgun.
REDNECK26 You might be a redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
REDNECK27 You might be a redneck if you think the "six to ten pounds" on the side of the pampers box means how much the diaper will hold.
REDNECK28 You might be a redneck if you've ever hollered, "You kids quit playing on that sheet metal!"
REDNECK29 You might be a redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
REDNECK30 You might be a redneck if your idea of a summer vacation is running through the sprinkler in the front yard.
REDNECK31 You might be a redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.
REDNECK32 You might be a redneck if the cockroaches left you a note saying, "Clean this place up!"
REDNECK33 You might be a redneck if you forego a haricut because there's not a clean bowl in the house.
REDNECK34 You might be a redneck if you hold a frog and it worries about getting warts.
REDNECK35 You might be a redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
REDNECK36 You might be a redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
REDNECK37 You might be a redneck if you're still upset about "Gunsmoke" being cancelled.
REDNECK38 You might be a redneck if you drove to elementary school.
REDNECK39 You might be a redneck if you have to honk your horn when pulling into your driveway to keep from killing chickens.
REDNECK40 You might be a redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
REDNECK41 You might be a redneck if you think safe sex is when the participants are married to each other.
REDNECK42 You might be a redneck if your sister sibscibes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.
REDNECK43 You might be a redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.
REDNECK44 You might be a redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
REDNECK45 You might be a redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
REDNECK46 You might be a redneck if you've ever commited a crime with a lawn mower.
REDNECK47 You might be a redneck if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
REDNECK48 You might be a redneck if you say "I heard dat!" more than three times in a two-minute conversation.
REDNECK49 You might be a redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
REDNECK50 You might be a redneck if everthing you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.
REDNECK51 You might be a redneck if you have a tire swing in your house.
REDNECK52 You might be a redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
REDNECK53 You might be a redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
REDNECK54 You might be a redneck if your best pick-up line for wonem is written on your baseball cap.
REDNECK55 You might be a redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
REDNECK56 You might be a redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
REDNECK57 You might be a redneck if you think the Yellow Pages have something to do with training a puppy.
REDNECK58 You might be a redneck if you refer to your van as "The Love Machine."
REDNECK59 You might be a redneck if you have Mason jars fulled with stuff the FBI can't identify.
REDNECK60 You might be a redneck if your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
REDNECK61 You might be a redneck if you've ever taken out a restraining order against your mother-in-law.
REDNECK62 You might be a redneck if you sell rabbits out of your car.
REDNECK63 You might be a redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
REDNECK64 You might be a redneck if your talent in the local beauty pageant was making noises with your armpit.
REDNECK65 You might be a redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
REDNECK66 You might be a redneck if your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town yesterday.
REDNECK67 You might be a redneck if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
REDNECK68 You might be a redneck if you idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday might bath to every other Saturday night.
REDNECK69 You might be a redneck if you bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
REDNECK70 You might be a redneck if all of your relatives' cars have "Tag Stolen" signs in the rear window.
REDNECK71 You might be a redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
REDNECK72 You might be a redneck if your're not allowed to mention the game warden's name in the house.
REDNECK73 You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says "Just say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans.
REDNECK74 You might be a redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop for clothes.
REDNECK75 You might be a redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
REDNECK76 You might be a redneck if there are tobacco stains down the sides of your school bus.
REDNECK77 You might be a redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot for the front yard.
REDNECK78 You might be a redneck if everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
REDNECK79 You might be a redneck if you offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
REDNECK80 You might be a redneck if you can give the date and place of every bullet hole in your car.
REDNECK81 You might be a redneck if your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure.
REDNECK82 You might be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head.
REDNECK83 You might be a redneck if the Orkin man tells you, "Give up; you've lost."
REDNECK84 You might be a redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
REDNECK85 You might be a redneck if your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it.
REDNECK86 You might be a redneck if you've ever asked a widow for her phone number at the funeral home.
REDNECK87 You might be a redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
REDNECK88 You might be a redneck if your idea of a really big time is shooting rats at the dump.
REDNECK89 You might be a redneck if you've ever been the first person in or the last person out of a video arcade.
REDNECK90 You might be a redneck if there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.
REDNECK91 You might be a redneck if you've ever left Santa Clause a PBR and a Slim Jim.
REDNECK92 You might be a redneck if your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
REDNECK93 You might be a redneck if you think paprika is a third-world country.
REDNECK94 You might be a redneck if you wore curlers to your wedding so you would look nice at the reception.
REDNECK95 You might be a redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.
REDNECK96 You might be a redneck if you think "recycling" means going home from work.
REDNECK97 You might be a redneck if you think toilet water is exactly that.
REDNECK98 You might be a redneck if you think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
REDNECK99 You might be a redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.
REDNECK100 You might be a redneck if your car stereo costs more than your car.
REDNECK101 You might be a redneck if you wet the bed and four other people immediatly know it.
REDNECK102 You might be a redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
REDNECK103 You might be a redneck if your dog doubles as your dishwasher.
REDNECK104 You might be a redneck if you live so far out in the country that your newspaper is yellow by the time you get it.
REDNECK105 You might be a redneck if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tractor tires.
REDNECK106 You might be a redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
REDNECK107 You might be a redneck if you've ever heckled during a eulogy.
REDNECK118 You might be a redneck if the Roto-Rooter man moes to your house and asks, "What's that smell?"
REDNECK119 You might be a redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants.
REDNECK110 You might be a redneck if the last photos of your mama were taken from the front and the side. (police photos)
REDNECK111 You might be a redneck if the trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything.
REDNECK112 You might be a redneck if people hunt in your front yard.
REDNECK113 You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
REDNECK114 You might be a redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
REDNECK115 You might be a redneck if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
REDNECK116 You might be a redneck if you hang pickled eggs and pop-tops from your Christmas tree.
REDNECK117 You might be a redneck if today's dinner was too slow crossing the highway yesterday.
REDNECK118 You might be a redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
REDNECK119 You might be a redneck if your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.
REDNECK120 You might be a redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
REDNECK121 You might be a redneck if you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year."
REDNECK122 You might be a redneck if your mother gives you tips on how to sneak liquor into sports events.
REDNECK123 You might be a redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
REDNECK124 You might be a redneck if you have a tatto that says "Born to bag groceries."
REDNECK125 You might be a redneck if all the art in your living room was purchased at gas stations.
REDNECK126 You might be a redneck if your wife wons a camouflage nightie.
REDNECK127 You might be a redneck if breakfast every morinig is interrupted by someone asking, "Anybody seen my teeth?"
REDNECK128 You might be a redneck if your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
REDNECK129 You might be a redneck if Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.
REDNECK130 You might be a redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
REDNECK131 You might be a redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
REDNECK132 You might be a redneck if your dog rides in the fron seat and your kids ride in the back.
REDNECK133 You might be a redneck if when you talk about great mullet fishermen, Granny's name always comes up.
REDNECK134 You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
REDNECK135 You might be a redneck if you can take your bra off wile driving.
REDNECK136 You might be a redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
REDNECK137 You might be a redneck if your mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping.
REDNECK138 You might be a redneck if you walk INTO a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth.
REDNECK139 You might be a redneck if you can burp the entire chourus of "Jingle Bells."
REDNECK140 You might be a redneck if you can burp the alphabet.
REDNECK141 You might be a redneck if you can't schedule a family reunion until after the parole board meets.
REDNECK142 You might be a redneck if you have more than 10 ceramic statues in your front yard.
REDNECK143 You might be a redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
REDNECK144 You might be a redneck if girl's night out is held at the laundromat.
REDNECK145 You might be a redneck if on your honeymoon you leave the driving to Greyhound.
REDNECK146 You might be a redneck if there is a ham hanging from your front porch.
REDNECK147 You might be a redneck if you can smoke a cigarette to the end without knocking off the ash.
REDNECK148 You might be a redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
REDNECK149 You might be a redneck if you have to mow your driveway.
REDNECK150 You might be a redneck if you give away more free puppies then the Humane Society.
REDNECK151 You might be a redneck if you can't visit relatives without getting mud on your tires
REDNECK152 You might be a redneck if bikers back down from your mama.
REDNECK153 You might be a redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.
REDNECK154 You might be a redneck if you own a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't.
REDNECK155 You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.
REDNECK156 You might be a redneck if your stereo speakers used to belong to the the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
REDNECK157 You might be a redneck if you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
REDNECK158 You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 year.
REDNECK159 You might be a redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
REDNECK160 You might be a redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
REDNECK161 You might be a redneck if higgers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns.
REDNECK162 You might be a redneck if you burn your front yard rather than mow it.
REDNECK163 You might be a redneck if any of your children were concieved in a car wash.
REDNECK164 You might be a redneck if your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
REDNECK165 You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."
REDNECK166 You might be a redneck if you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
REDNECK167 You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
REDNECK168 You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope execpt the soap.
REDNECK169 You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
REDNECK170 You might be a redneck if your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
REDNECK171 You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
REDNECK172 You might be a redneck if someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag?" and you answer, "She's at home with the kids."
REDNECK173 You might be a redneck if when describing your kids, you use the phrase "dumb as a brick."
REDNECK174 You might be a redneck if birds are attracted to your beard.
REDNECK175 You might be a redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
REDNECK176 You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
REDNECK177 You might be a redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
REDNECK178 You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car .... deliberately.
REDNECK179 You might be a redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
REDNECK180 You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
REDNECK181 You might be a redneck if you've ever held up someone with a caulk gun.
REDNECK182 You might be a redneck if you've ever attended a dance at the bus station.
REDNECK183 You might be a redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift.
REDNECK184 You might be a redneck if you swapped a set of tires for your wife's wedding ring.
REDNECK185 You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
REDNECK186 You might be a redneck if the most common phraze heard in your house is, "Someone go jiggle the handle."
REDNECK187 You might be a redneck if you always answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
REDNECK188 You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick.
REDNECK189 You might be a redneck if you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor's yard.
REDNECK190 You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
REDNECK191 You might be a redneck if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
REDNECK192 You might be a redneck if you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
REDNECK193 You might be a redneck if your christmas tree is still up in February.
REDNECK194 You might be a redneck if you've ever been arrested for loitering.
REDNECK195 You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
REDNECK196 You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
REDNECK197 You might be a redneck if you own a pair of cut-off's made from double-knit pants.
REDNECK198 You might be a redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
REDNECK199 You might be a redneck if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
REDNECK200 You might be a redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
REDNECK201 You might be a redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags currently in the floorboard of your car.
REDNECK202 You might be a redneck if mama taught you how to "flip" a cigarette.
REDNECK203 You might be a redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
REDNECK204 You might be a redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
REDNECK205 You might be a redneck if the home shopping clup operator recognizes your voice.
REDNECK206 You might be a redneck if you think the traffic sign "MERGE" is a personal challenge.
REDNECK207 You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
REDNECK208 You might be a redneck if there has ever been a crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
REDNECK209 You might be a redneck if you've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
REDNECK210 You might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk, and you both use the same tree at the corner.
REDNECK211 You might be a redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made up of tape.
REDNECK212 You might be a redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
REDNECK213 You might be a redneck if your mother has ever been involved in a "cuss fight" with the high school principal.
REDNECK214 You might be a redneck if you've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
REDNECK215 You might be a redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
REDNECK216 You might be a redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
REDNECK217 You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
REDNECK218 You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes three relatives to figure out how to fix it.
REDNECK219 You might be a redneck if you think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
REDNECK220 You might be a redneck if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
REDNECK221 You might be a redneck if your moma tore her best dress coon hunting.
REDNECK222 You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
REDNECK223 You might be a redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds.
REDNECK224 You might be a redneck if you own a pair of knee-high moccasins.
REDNECK225 You might be a redneck if your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
REDNECK226 You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a back-up unit when visiting your house.
REDNECK227 You might be a redneck if the flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls.
REDNECK228 You might be a redneck if you haul more than U-Haul.
REDNECK229 You might be a redneck if your mother has ever stomped in to house and anounced, "The feud is back on!"
REDNECK230 You might be a redneck if your most recent business improvement was repainting your "Garage Sale" sign.
REDNECK231 You might be a redneck if your wedding was held in the delivery room.
REDNECK232 You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
REDNECK233 You might be a redneck if your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
REDNECK234 You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo attracts bees.
REDNECK235 You might be a redneck if your baby's first words are, "Attention, Kmart shoppers."
REDNECK236 You might be a redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
REDNECK237 You might be a redneck if your C.B. antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
REDNECK238 You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
REDNECK239 You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesteral, you start eating Spam Lite.
REDNECK240 You might be a redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
REDNECK241 You might be a redneck if your masseuse uses lard.
REDNECK242 You might be a redneck if you can't take a nap without a leaste one hand tucked inside your pants.
REDNECK243 You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in 13 states.
REDNECK244 You might be a redneck if you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.
REDNECK245 You might be a redneck if you think Long John Silver is formal underwear.
REDNECK246 You might be a redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
REDNECK247 You might be a redneck if you can entertain yourself for more than an houre with a fly swatter.
REDNECK248 You might be a redneck if you've ever finaced a tattoo.
REDNECK249 You might be a redneck if you've ever used a laundromat as a mailing address.
REDNECK250 You might be a redneck if you use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
REDNECK251 The three biggest lies told by rednecks:
REDNECK251 1. Yes I do *own* this truck.
REDNECK251 2. Yes I *won* this belt buckle.
REDNECK251 3. Honest, I was just helping the sheep thru the fence.
REDNECK252 You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
REDNECK253 You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
REDNECK254 You might be a redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
REDNECK255 You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car.
REDNECK256 You might be a redneck if you think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
REDNECK257 You might be a redneck if there is a stuffed pposum anywhere in your house.
REDNECK258 You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
REDNECK259 You might be a redneck if fewer than half of your cars run.
REDNECK260 You might be a redneck if your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
REDNECK261 You might be a redneck if the primary color of your car is "bondo".
REDNECK262 You might be a redneck if you honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
REDNECK263 You might be a redneck if you stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
REDNECK264 You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork.
REDNECK265 You might be a redneck if your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
REDNECK266 You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
REDNECK267 You might be a redneck if you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
REDNECK268 You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
REDNECK269 You might be a redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
REDNECK270 You might be a redneck if your brother-in-law is your uncle.
REDNECK271 You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
REDNECK272 You might be a redneck if your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
REDNECK273 You might be a redneck if the rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
REDNECK274 You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
REDNECK275 You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
REDNECK276 You might be a redneck if you use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
REDNECK277 You might be a redneck if the diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
REDNECK278 You might be a redneck if your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
REDNECK279 You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
REDNECK280 You might be a redneck if your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
REDNECK281 You might be a redneck if you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
REDNECK282 You might be a redneck if the most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
REDNECK283 You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
REDNECK284 You might be a redneck if you think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
REDNECK285 You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
REDNECK286 You might be a redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
REDNECK287 You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
REDNECK288 You might be a redneck if you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
REDNECK289 You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
REDNECK290 You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
REDNECK291 You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
REDNECK291 You might be a redneck if you've ever used a weedeater indoors.
REDNECK293 You might be a redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
REDNECK294 You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
REDNECK295 You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
REDNECK296 You might be a redneck if your riches relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
REDNECK297 You might be a redneck if your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
REDNECK298 You might be a redneck if you go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
REDNECK299 You might be a redneck if you have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
REDNECK300 You might be a redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
REDNECK301 You might be a redneck if someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
REDNECK302 You might be a redneck if your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
REDNECK303 You might be a redneck if the directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
REDNECK304 You might be a redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
REDNECK305 You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
REDNECK306 You might be a redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
REDNECK307 You might be a redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
REDNECK308 You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
REDNECK309 You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
REDNECK310 You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
REDNECK311 You might be a redneck if you have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
REDNECK312 You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
REDNECK313 You might be a redneck if you have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there...
REDNECK314 You might be a redneck if Redman sends you a Christmas card.
REDNECK316 You might be a redneck if you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
REDNECK317 You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
REDNECK318 You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
REDNECK319 You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
REDNECK320 You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
REDNECK321 You might be a redneck if you call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.
REDNECK322 You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
REDNECK323 You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
REDNECK324 You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
REDNECK325 You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
REDNECK326 You might be a redneck if after making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
REDNECK327 You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
REDNECK328 You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
REDNECK329 You might be a redneck if someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
REDNECK330 You might be a redneck if your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
REDNECK331 You might be a redneck if you go christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
REDNECK332 You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
REDNECK333 You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
REDNECK334 You might be a redneck if you have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
REDNECK335 You might be a redneck if you participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
REDNECK336 You might be a redneck if you roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
REDNECK337 You might be a redneck if you consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
REDNECK338 You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
REDNECK339 You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".
REDNECK340 You might be a redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
REDNECK341 You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...
REDNECK342 You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
REDNECK343 You might be a redneck if you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
REDNECK344 You might be a redneck if you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
REDNECK345 You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!
REDNECK346 You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..."
REDNECK347 You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
REDNECK348 You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Beurau of Alcohol Tobbaco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can loose them or not.
REDNECK349 You might be a redneck if you have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
REDNECK350 You might be a redneck if your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
REDNECK351 You might be a redneck if "Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking brake set?" is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl make love
REDNECK352 You might be a redneck if your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
REDNECK353 You might be a redneck if you'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)
REDNECK354 You might be a redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertable top.
REDNECK355 You might be a redneck if your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
REDNECK356 You might be a redneck if you think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
REDNECK357 You might be a redneck if you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
REDNECK358 You might be a redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
REDNECK359 You might be a redneck if you've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
REDNECK360 You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
REDNECK361 You might be a redneck if you just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
REDNECK362 You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
REDNECK363 You might be a redneck if the theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Placces'
REDNECK364 You might be a redneck if it's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
REDNECK365 You might be a redneck if you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
REDNECK366 You might be a redneck if you've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
REDNECK367 You might be a redneck if your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
REDNECK368 You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
REDNECK369 You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
REDNECK370 You might be a redneck if yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house.
REDNECK371 You might be a redneck if the ASPCA raids yer kitchen.
REDNECK372 You might be a redneck if ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco.
REDNECK373 You might be a redneck if foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle.
REDNECK374 You might be a redneck if ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
REDNECK375 You might be a redneck if ya celebrate groundhog day. (cause ya believe in it!!)
REDNECK376 You might be a redneck if you fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
REDNECK377 You might be a redneck if when a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
REDNECK378 You might be a redneck if helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide (in memory of Chris "No House" Skowronski)...
REDNECK379 You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
EDNECK380 You might be a redneck if you know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
REDNECK381 You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
REDNECK382 You might be a redneck if "Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
REDNECK383 You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
REDNECK384 You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
REDNECK385 You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
REDNECK386 You might be a redneck if Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'. (of course this is a very sophisticated sophisticated redneck ... if you laughed... you must be a redneck, only they will get this one.)
REDNECK387 You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
REDNECK388 You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
REDNECK389 You might be a redneck if the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
REDNECK390 You might be a redneck if you actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
REDNECK391 You might be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
REDNECK392 You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
REDNECK393 You might be a redneck if you've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
REDNECK394 You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
REDNECK395 You might be a redneck if your dad is also your favorite uncle.
REDNECK396 You might be a redneck if the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
REDNECK397 You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
REDNECK398 You might be a redneck if on your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
REDNECK399 You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
REDNECK400 You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
REDNECK401 You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
REDNECK402 You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deerhunting.
REDNECK403 You might be a redneck if in tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
REDNECK404 You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." or "Play Ball..."
REDNECK405 You might be a redneck if your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
REDNECK406 You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
REDNECK407 You might be a redneck if you bring your dog to work with you.
REDNECK408 You might be a redneck if your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
REDNECK409 You might be a redneck if your stomach is bigger than any shirt you own.
