Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.
That miniskirt would look great crumpled up at the end of my bed.
That's a cute outfit. It would be even cuter wrinkled on my bedroom floor.
I think that shirt would look great on the carpet beside my bed.
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?
Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
Hi, I'm new in town. Which way is it to your house?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the firstthing that pops up?
What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Your face or mine?
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
You have the ass of a great artist.
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
I'd look good on you.
I would kill or die to make love to you.
I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
It's always good for you to see me again.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
So, do you wanna see something really swell?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
Do you take it up the bum?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
You know, you're very easy on the eyes.
You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with *these* two fingers? Because they're mine.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
What can I do to make you mine?
Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?
When's our wedding date?
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation?
Hey baby...infect me!
Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a bumper?!?
Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley?
I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Excuse me, could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
That's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
Let's take a shower together, you smell.
You smell wet. Let's party.
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.
If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
Want to see my stamp collection?
Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)
I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
Love is like a rug. So you can walk all over me and lie on me.
Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.
That's a nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you're wearing.
What nice legs you've got. I wouldn't mind wearing them as a belt, or neck tie if you prefer.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Hi, my name's Greg. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken beer bottles just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes your panties to the cleaners.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on board.
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
I love every muscle in your body. Especially mine!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
You are the reason men fall in love.
I bet I could guess your weight if you sat on my face.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
How about a pizza and a fuck? Hey!!! Don't you like pizza?
Want to go get a pizza and then screw?
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to fuck me, don't you?
Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
Are you incredibly beautiful, or is it just my chemotherapy?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a nice body, too.
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but your name is Gertrude right?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you look like you want to kiss me.
You make my softwear turn to hardwear!
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child!
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them?
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
