OS/2 Shareware BBS: 35 Internet/35-Internet.zip/bx75p3.zip/BitchX.qt

Text File | 1999-02-23 | 7KB | 173 lines

${a}: a modern client for a old world.
${a}: roqz yer nutz!
${a}: it isn't only my script, its also my client!
${a}: melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
${a}: the IRC client with hair on its balls.
${a}: no this is not a cybersex client.
${a}: just dew it like Nike - Beeatch!
${a}: offical sponsor of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games.
${a}: the new hardcore, psycho, nitro client -- in a can.
${a}: use it, it makes you bulletproof.
${a}: need we say more?
${a}: its what's for lunch.
${a}: its wax ecstatic.
${a}: the Cadillac of all clients.
${a}: born to raise hell.
${a}: time to make the donuts.
${a}: a new fragrance for men, by Calvin Klein.
${a}: we drink more beers than Norm on Cheers!
${a}: don't leave home without it!
${a}: double your pleasure, double your fun!
${a}: anything else would be uncivilized.
${a}: ribbed for her pleasure!
${a}: the un-Cola.
${a}: to the rescue!
${a}: nine out of ten doctors recommend it.
${a}: the ONLY bug-free client (yeah right)
${a}: your way, right away.
${a}: good to the last drop!
${a}: the fresh-maker!
${a}: coming soon to a theatre near you!
${a}: its YOUR planet.
${a}: causing all sorts of havok!
${a}: the fizzle goes straight to your brain!
${a}: cleaner, drier, protects even better.
${a}: hey, where's the cream filling?!
${a}: leggo my Eggo!
${a}: for distribution only with a new PC.
${a}: strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman.
${a}: the headache medicine.
${a}: Little. Yellow. Better.
${a}: the right choice for a healthy pet.
${a}: stays crunchy in milk!
${a}: it does a body good.
${a}: reserve your copy today!
${a}: they killed Kenny!
${a}: it keeps going and going and going and going and...
${a}: the OTHER white meat.
${a}: TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING! TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING!
${a}: the cootiless client.
${a}: the cure for the common client.
${a}: its shagadellic, baby!
${a}: faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive.
${a}: the choice of a GNU generation.
${a}: its shaken, not stirred.
${a}: all the things phone and hop won't include.
${a}: EPIC on steroids.
${a}: twat? I cunt hear you!
${a}: its all day strong, all day long.
${a}: its everywhere you want to be.
Occifer, I'm not as think as you stoned I am!
Occifer, take me drunk, I'm home.
Silly wabbit, ${a} is for kids!
That's Miss ${a} to you.
*Use*${a}.*Yes*this*is*a*subliminal*message.*
That's Mr. ${a} to you.
${a} is as ${a} does.
Get your free warez at ftp://127.0.0.1!
Man I'm *SLEEPY*!!!! My keyboard is slipping away!
I wonder what this button marked "EOF" does...
Connection reset by panasync?
Ping-pong timeout
Read error: 1.414213562 (Excessive square root of 2)
Read error: 1.732050808 (Excessive square root of 3)
Read error: 2.71828182846 (Excessive e)
Read error: 2.99792458 x 10^8 meters/second (Excessive speed of light)
Read error: 3.1415926535 (Excessive pi)
Read error: 69 (Excessive sex)
Read error: 69 (Excessive tongue)
Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Satan)
Read error: $rand(10) + $rand(10) = -$rand(10) (Connection reset by third grade math)
"got $tolower(${a})?"
Time wasted: $rand(30) days $rand(23) hours $rand(59) minutes $rand(59) seconds $rand(99) milliseconds $rand(999) nanoseconds
Time wasted: $rand(9) millenia $rand(9) centuries $rand(9) decades $rand(9) years $rand(11) months
Time wasted: all of it.
Amount of time you people were funny: -$rand(60) minutes $rand(60) seconds.
For a good time, call 1-900-4${a}.
1998: year of the ${a}.
Killed by BlackJac (Requested by panasync)
Killed by Cap (Requested by panasync)
Killed by frash (Requested by panasync)
Killed by gemini (Requested by panasync)
Killed by habit (Requested by panasync)
Killed by BillGates (Windows Linux 98 -- jizz your pants!)
Life is like ${a}. Ya never know what yer gunna git.
${a}! Try our Win95 and WinNT flavors too!
${a} Official Web Page -- http://www.bitchx.com
${a} Official FTP Site -- ftp://scripts.bitchx.com
${a} Official FTP Site -- ftp://of.the-b.org/pub/BitchX
${a} Official FTP Site -- ftp://aurora.bridges.edu/pub/bx
${a} Official FTP Site -- ftp://ftp.bitchx.org/pub/BitchX
${a} FTP site -- ftp://sunsite.unc.edu/pub/Linux/system/network/chat
${J} by panasync
${J}: just when you thought it couldn't get any better.
Free sex with a ${a} upgrade! Call for details!
$N has no reason... just kidding :)
Automatically bored away
The Power Rangers use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
Dr. Kavorkian uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
Dr. Kavorkian would KILL to use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
Tony the Tiger uses ${a}. Its Grrrrrrrrreat!
Tiger Woods uses ${a}. FORE!
Pretzel Boy uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
Tickle-Me Elmo uses ${a}. *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
The Borg use ${a}. It will be assimilated.
Beavis & Butthead use ${a}. Huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh
Mr. Peanut uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
Homer Simpson uses ${a}. DOH! DOH! DOH!
The Invisible Man uses ${a}, you just can't see it!
Captain Kangaroo uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
Mr. Rogers uses ${a}. Won't you be my neighbor?
${a} is a flavored condom, all the women love its taste.
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
*PHEAR MY $toupper(${a})-NESS!* BOW TO ME!
I got sucked into /dev/null!
Connection reset by pheer.
Erection reset by queer.
Connection reset by beer.
User abortion with 5 coathooks.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
iTs bEttEr tO bUrN oUt tHaN tO fAdE aWaY
I see your ${a} is as big as mine!
The best part of waking up is ${a} in your cup.
Dr. Kavorkian is just DYING to use ${a}!
Mike Tyson says ${a} bites! Do you hear what I'm saying?!
${a} has bite! (Just ask Mike Tyson)
Choosey moms choose ${a}!
Who ate my nuggets?!
Back wit anutha one of doz ${a}-rockin' beats!
${a} has bite.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
${a} by any other name is still ${a}.
Have you huggled your ${a} today?
Whyismyspacebarnotworking?!
You can breathe without ${a}, but I wouldn't recommend it.
The FDA says 5 servings of ${a} a day increases sexual potency.
$N has left the building.
We are ${a} of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using ircII is futile.
We are ${a} of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using mIRC is futile.
With a ${a} here and a ${a} there, here a ${a} there a ${a} everywhere a ${a}.
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Amiga today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Apple Newton today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Atari 2600 today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for BeOS today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Commodore 64 today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo Gameboy today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the PalmPilot today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Sony Playstation today!
Reserve your copy of ${J} for Windows CE today!
Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today?
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Silly faggot! mIRC is for kids!
${a} Lite I said!
This ${a}'s for you.
bb bbba bbbba bb${tolower($a)} ${tolower($a)}!!!
Did somebody say ${a}?
${J} ⌐ 1996-98 Colten Edwards
The name's X. Bitch X.
If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport.
I'm out like a light...
I'm off like a prom dress...
mIRCrap: JUST DON'T DO IT!
Windows 95, coded entirely by blondes.