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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
An unbiased opinion is always absolutely valueless.
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable.  Both of us are not.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
There's never a good time to score an own goal.
Those who think they know it all, often upset those of us who do.
You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
Bend the facts to fit the conclusion. It's easier that way.
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
Go on, be yourself!  There isn't anyone better qualified.
Have a nice day somewhere else.
I'm famous.  That's my job.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
In the long run, we are all dead.
It works better if you plug it in.
42? -- 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap! Park elsewhere!
There's 3 kinds of people - those who can count & those who can't
If you wanna know the value of money, try to borrow some.
Light at end of tunnel will be out until further notice.
Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please?
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
People who kill people give guns a bad name
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it...
I can't be overdrawn!  I still have cheques!
The world is coming to an end. Please log off...
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of it's nose?
I don't GET headaches, I GIVE them!
3 dreaded words when making love: 'Honey, I'm home...'
So I'm not schizo anymore. But where am I now that I need me?
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
RELAX... It's only ones and zeros anyway.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
If idiots could fly, then this would be an airport
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand
Jesus loves you.  Everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
Got kleptomania?  Take something for it!
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
And Adam asked "What's a headache?"
To Be Or ... damn!  What was the question?
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same bag.
Took an hour to bury the cat. Wouldn't stop moving!
Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
Research:  noun - plural form of plagiarism.
Yep, you bet!   What was that you said?
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Press to test. Release to detonate.
Religion: myth-information.
On what conclusions do you base your facts?
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
I'm a natural blonde, so please speak slowly.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back!
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
We hired you to babysit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark
The nineteenth hole is always the best!
Window Error:01F Reserved for future mistakes
To get a loan you must prove you dont need one
What were vices are now fashion.
As Brains x Beauty tends to infinity, so availability tends to zero.
Gravity:  Not just a good idea, it's the law.
Error 99 - CPU too tired to continue...
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations stall.
You can't fight City Hall.  But you can burn it down.