Labels:text | screenshot OCR: ZZZZZZzzzzz Scientists disagree about the evolutionary reasons why the Slouch (Slouchus Sapidus Morbidus) developed four arms. Was it so they could scratch their heads without removing both hands from under the pillow? To help them fumble for the remote control with both hands without putting down their beers? Slouches are slothful, untalented, and preposterously lazy. They probably would never even have *looked up* at the stars, much less visited them, except for the notorious Slouch luck. Never play craps with a Slouch.
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