! ! " C < > ╜ 1 ε " $ 4 * ^ A ƒ * ╔ B S ^ > £ ; ╫ 1 . 6 L ) u G ╝ ( Σ = ! ê ⌐ < σ : J i > º ╖ T V a G ¿ + ╙ = < L A ì I ╓ 3 ì û l [ ] i ╞ D
< F
5 {
B ╜
6 ≤
3 & q ù ╖ . σ ê m A « 0 ▐ 6 : N & t e ┘ : F Y l ┼ Ñ j Æ ⁿ 2 . I ñ φ ( ; P ₧ ε o ] E ó q < O = î [ τ Q 8 ; s a ╘ F T n F ┤ ! ╒ A C Y D ¥ | - F : Ç C ├ h + í ╠ L U m n █ t O Å ▐ > ä á u E Z p ╩ O ┴ ┌ 3 Y f @ ª i L [ > Ö , ┼ â H _ º M ⌠ e Y! 2 ï! Q ▄! .
" \ f" 0 û" A ╫" F # f â# < ┐# 7 ÷# 4 *$ " L$ . z$ H ┬$ â E% 4 y% ) ó% ë +&
5& R ç& O ╓& F ' - I' % n' > ¼' t ( ╦ δ( / ) ƒ ╣) & ▀) E $* . R* V ¿* ╟* π* B %+ . S+ 8 ï+ + ╢+ 4 Ω+ , 8 A, / p, ^ ╬, ? - 9 F- + q- ? ░- 6 µ- / . I ^. = ¢. 1 ╠. ' ≤. 0 #/ A d/ R ╢/ @ ÷/ 1 '0 4 [0 / è0 ? ╔0 S 1 ) E1 4 y1 G └1 G 2 + 22 7 i2 W └2 P 3 ' 73 ! X3 ? ù3 ' ╛3 0 ε3 7 %4 E4 < ü4 , ¡4 2 ▀4 = 5 F b5 B ñ5 S ≈5 6 -6 < i6 8 í6 > ▀6 - 7 7 C7 D ç7 - ┤7 ; ∩7 , 1 L8 8 ä8 H ╠8 9 9 < A9 A é9 Y █9 F !: ; \: I Ñ: : ▀: > ; : W; J í; F τ; ( < < K< s ╛< 7 ⌡< E := . h= Y ┴= C > $ (> = e> 5 Ü> S φ> : '? F? 5 {? O ╩? t >@ * h@ 4 £@ - ╔@ E A 3 AA / pA - ¥A / ╠A J B T jB 5 ƒB O εB > ,C A mC , ÖC ╖C B ∙C G @D I ëD 3 ╝D : ÷D @ 6E / eE S ╕E a F / HF ; âF úF V ∙F 3 ,G @ lG ïG 1 ╝G # ▀G O .H LH , xH % ¥H ; ╪H ^ 6I C yI 8 ▒I % ╓I 5 J \ gJ : íJ & ╟J 3 ·J . (K 6 ^K Q »K ( ╫K W .L , ZL > ÿL L ΣL ·L U OM ? ÄM 4 ┬M ; ²M > ;N c ₧N k O 3 <O : vO V ╠O i 5P Y ÄP B ╨P 5 Q & +Q R }Q o ∞Q < (R 5 ]R * çR D ╦R 1 ⁿR 7 3S 0 cS & ëS * │S Y T H TT C ùT 1 ╚T , ⌠T # U - DU ; U N ═U 9 V 5 ;V ( cV l ╧V P W 8 WW > òW v X . 9X > wX V ═X R Y H gY j ╤Y ) ·Y E ?Z ? ~Z B └Z . εZ K 9[ ! Z[ Y │[ * ▌[ ) \ - 3\ ( [\ > Ö\ a ·\ T N] 1 ] D ├] ] ^ 3 S^ ? Æ^ ; ═^ 5 _ = ?_ H ç_ 0 ╖_ O ` Z `` P ░` ╔` , ⌡` J ?a 6 ua , ía F τa 2 b 7 Pb 6 åb M ╙b I c $ @c m ¡c q d 5 Sd U ¿d J ≥d T Fe P ûe W φe 2 f F ef b ╟f @ g * 1g $ Ug & {g 2 ¡g / ▄g ≤g + h = [h A £h ' ├h P i + >i * hi $ îi ; ╟i K j 1j 8 ij ^ ╟j 2 ∙j E >k : xk ) ík 6 ╫k G l < Zl ' ül ) ¬l Q √l 6 1m A rm K ╜m M
n / 9n = vn B ╕n . µn E +o ? jo |o 2 «o ( ╓o < p R dp P ┤p F ·p M Gq . uq ; ░q > εq O =r I år ( «r 7 σr 8 s Q ns % ôs < ╧s 6 t " 't ) Pt $ tt 3 ºt 5 ▄t 3 u 7 Fu ' mu B »u 8 τu P 7v Uv 7 îv 8 ─v = w N Ow / ~w $ ów 6 ╪w 3 x . 9x H üx ( ⌐x ; Σx A %y / Ty + y P ╧y R !z T uz = ▓z F °z ) !{ E f{ @ ª{ 9 ▀{ S 2| J || ' ú| o } } ⌡ ~ K _~ [ ║~ a 9 T G ¢ k Ç a gÇ ; óÇ k ü 5 Bü \ ₧ü P εü b Pé q ┴é 4 $Every Titanic has its iceberg.
$What`s tennis without a racket?
$Insanity is hereditary, - You get it from your children.
$An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
$You can tune a piano, but you can`t tuna fish.
$A closed mouth gathers no foot.
$A rolling stone gathers momentum.
$Gravity doesn`t exist: the earth sucks.
$What`s the most popular form of birth control?
The headache.
$Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
$What`s black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra.
$What`s black and white and red all over?
Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.
$Ancient Chinese Curse:
May you live in interesting times.
$Ancient Chinese Curse:
May all your wishes be granted.
$Ahhhhhhhh,
I forget what I was going to say.
$Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
$Familiarity breeds.
$A good memory does not equal pale ink.
$He flung himself on his horse and rode
madly off in all directions
$On a clear disk you can seek forever.
$Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.
$I did it! I found the program`s last bug
bug
bug
bug
bug
bug
bug
bug
$La vache qui rit est jolie.
(Laughing cows are pretty.)
$On y soit, qui mal y pense.
(You are what you think.)
$Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten.
(He who laughs last laughs best.)
$He who laughs last probably doesn`t
understand the joke.
$C`est la vie.
$As a goatherd learns his trade by goat,
so a writer learns his trade by wrote.
$The system is not quite as rickety as I have
been telling you. -Ralph Gorin.
$This place is so weird that the cockroaches
have moved next door.
$!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
$Sometimes I sits and thinks, and
sometimes I just sits.
$"Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay" he chortled in his joy.
$Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
$To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly
before you start.
$And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
$Crittendon`s 14th application of Murphy`s First Law:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which
side of the bread to butter.
$Ginsberg`s Theorems:
1) You can`t win.
2) You can`t break even.
3) You can`t even quit the game.
$Weiler`s Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn`t
have to do it himself.
$Chisolm`s Third Law, Corollary 3:
Procedures designed to implement the purpose
won`t quite work.
$O`Toole`s Commentary on Murphy`s Laws:
Murphy was an optimist.
$Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
$If at first you don`t succeed, try something else.
$Kitman`s Law: Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
$Sattinger`s Law: It works better if you plug it in.
$Osborn`s Law: Variables won`t; constants aren`t.
$The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law):
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
$Interchangable devices won`t.
$In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
$Zymurgy`s First Law of Evolving System Dynamics:
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan
them is to use a larger can.
$Anthony`s Law of Force: Don`t force it, get a larger hammer.
$Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
$If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
$If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
$A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
$You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get
him to float on his back you`ve got something.
$If at first you don`t succeed, transform your data set.
$How sharper than a serpent`s tooth it is to have a thankless hound.
$Then rested he by the tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood. . .
$Westheimer`s Time Estimation Rule:
Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2,
add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit.
$Westheimer`s Time Estimation Rule:
Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2,
and add 3, indpendent of the units of time.
$A thing not worth doing isn`t worth doing well.
$I don`t know, ask Cathy.
$Bye`s First Law of Model Railroading:
Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of
faults encountered is proportional to the number of viewers.
$Wolfgang`s Third Law: It can`t work.
$Don`s Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
$Si six scies scient six saucissions,
six cent six scies scieront six cent six saucissions.
