1PCBoard version 14.5 & 15.0 PCBTEXT file 7Wanna scribble graffiti on Mrs. Krabappel's chalkboard 3Type of CPU you are abusing 1Class is cancelled. Go play with Groundskeeper Willie. 1Oh no! Marge, we're outta Duff! 1Access Denied - D'OH! Unauthorized name match 1Sorry Bart, you're grounded. Now go get me a Duff. 1Aww man, I never pass these tests! 1Uh, Marge, I need some help with this form... 1Access Denied - Remote Moe's Password Failure! Bummer.. 1Access Denied - An identical Simpson is already online! 1Ha ha! This is a `Closed' treefort Lisa! Phffft! 1Chief Wiggum, what do we do with this security violator? 1Bummmer! No more room for graffiti! 1BART!! Graffiti to `ALL' cannot be protected. Duhh. 1Coool, man! Readers will have to know the password! Continue (Enter)=no 1Can't use that wheel type on your skateboard..duh! 6Store comic in local path 7Psst...what's the password (ENTER alone aborts) 6Local Lending Path or Comic Book Title 1This is Kent Brockman with a newsflash: Printer offline! 3Enter the Security password desired 2Insult other graffiti writer: (#), (#), (Enter)=abort 1BART! There's a path error in the system configuration! 1Sorry, tall dark and handsome, no can do in local mode. 1Bummer! Teacher privileges removed. 1AWESOME! Teacher privileges granted! Woohoo! 0Aww man, no graphics mode available. 1Smithers, complete the automatic lockout. NOW! 1!|*|Y01000400|c0A|@0005RIPscrip |Y01000200|c0B|@3W0Fmode on|g0006 1Bummer! No more room for graffiti on this desk... 1Can't do an `ass-key' transfer on a binary file, duh! 1*BUZZ* NOTE: Transfer must end with a (Ctrl-Z)! 0None 0NO CONNECT / @OPTEXT@ 0FULL COUNTDOWN 0NO CARRIER 1Stomach full of beer - System presently unavailable! 0ALL SIMPSONS ARE BUSY PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. THIS IS A RECORDING. 0ALL 7Puttin' text file directly into the graffiti editor... 0~(Echo) 0~(A) 0~(R/O) 1uuuh...error reading math exam question 1Can't read Graffiti. Bathroom is in use, man! 1Unable to exit to Moe's - no REMOTE.SYS file found! Bummer... 1No record available to update! Try again, smarty. 6Graffiti Successfully Packed & Purified! 1Enter cool name to be used during gang war 1Coool! Comic book attachment: @OPTEXT@ 1More description, Bart. Don't you want to pass English? 1Sorry Lisa, no math exams are available. 3(R) to try again or (C) to continue logon as a new neighbor 2Psst...Would you like to join my cool new gang, @FIRST@? (Enter)=yes 1Homer, Wake up! Look, your keyboard time has expired. 1Why you LITTLE! BART! 1Sorry, @FIRST@, Bart's not lending ... 2Online gang initiation being performed - grab a Duff, @FIRST@ ... 1Hey Marge, what's this little black thingy with lights? 3Find class keener name (Enter)=none 3Title of comic book to swipe (Enter)=none 3Enter title of comic book you wanna read (Enter)=none 3Menu Letter/Command you need Help with, you sissy (Enter)=none 3Class to Skip (Enter)=none 3Node # to Auto-"kick-off" (Enter)=none 3Node # to Spy on, (A)ll or (Enter)=none 3Math Exam Question # to Answer (Enter)=none 3Title of Comic Book to Lend (Enter)=none 3I'm Troy McClure! Choose the prize behind Door # (Enter)=none 3Enter the graffiti to look for (Enter)=none 3Search for comic book title (wildcards are OK) (Enter)=none 2Date as (mmddyy) since you last did homework (Enter)= 0Get lost Lisa, this is a Private Discussion! 1Sorry, @FIRST@, you are not registered in @OPTEXT@'s gang! 0Hey everybody! This is an open discussion! 1CAUTION: Out of Duff beer in (@OPTEXT@) min.! 2Graffiti # to make noticeable (Enter)=none 1Aaah man, no graffiti about me on this desk! 2Squish/Squash/Stuff/Stomp the graffiti wall (Enter)=no 1AAAH! Delete the caller log (Enter)=no 2Hey! Purge school notes older than (Enter)=010180 2Renumber during repack (Enter)=no 1NEW low starting Graffiti # (Enter)=abort 2Complete the math exam (Enter)=no 1Hey, Jimbo, wanna rub this geeky line out (Enter)=no 2Stuff/Stomp/Squish/Pummel the user file (Enter)=no 1(@OPTEXT@) already exists. Remove it (Y=Yes, N=No, C=Continue) 2See who else is in this gang (Enter)=no 2Vomit RECEIVED+PRIVATE Msgs (Enter)=no 2Scramble for Moe's (Enter)=no 2Reference Graffiti number purification proceeding ... 1Gotta know the right password for me to let ya into this treefort! 1Bart, can't you read, dummy? There is no such line! 1Ha ha! What a tool! There IS no Graffiti # 1Hey punk! You can't wipe off Graffiti # 1Ha Ha! What a tool! Try again, Sucker! 6Primal screaming ends in 30 seconds. (Ctrl-K) Silences . 2Fight Station @OPTEXT@:~ 1 @FIRST@, press (Enter) for `no change' to any clean desk ... 7SHELL completed on (@OPTEXT@). 2Burp length now set to @OPTEXT@. 1That Simpson is not initiated into this gang ... 7@INCONF@Math exam (@OPTEXT@) answers saved. 1Marge, what's this little black thingy with lights and phone on top? 2Keep `LOCKED OUT' Simpsons (Enter)=yes 2Vomit older than (Enter)=010180 2Keep whose security => (Enter)=100 7Simpson list successfully stuffed/squished/stomped. 7Joining T.V. show #@OPTEXT@ in progress. 1Way to go, you tool! The two passwords don't match! 3Re-enter password to verify 3Enter this Simpson's Security Level 3Business (where you sleep) or data phone # is 3 Home, voice, after hours, or local pub phone # is 3 Allowed in Gangs 1Homer, your drinking time has been reduced. Last call everyone! 1Hidedely-ho neighbor! It would be nice of you to fill this out. 1HaaHaa! Nice try, @FIRST@, only real names are allowed ... 1Uh, Mr. Simpson, you don't have the security for viewing (@OPTEXT@) 1Hiddely-ho! Sorry neighbor, heh heh! Can't force my door open. 1Bummer! No network is active. Nobodysawmedoit.Can'tproveanything. 6Enter (U) for status while waiting for other jerk ... 7Mmmmmm...registration information... 1Sorry, Squeeze/Squish/Stomp/Strangle not available from remote ... 1Acck! Acid rain washing off Graffiti! ... 1Error in user file. Nobodysawmedoit.Can'tproveanything! 1CHANNLE OVERLOADED! Jeez! Wait a sec. before typing, moron! 1Sorry, Mrs. Krabappel is not around to hear your primal screaming. 0Sysop - Busy 0User - Busy 0Moe's - Busy 0Moe's - Not Busy 0Printer is Off 0Alarm is Off 0Page Bell is Off 0@OPTEXT@ has changed to a cool new handle:~ 1Marks have been updated since last class, @FIRST@. 1Not enough time to swipe comic book (@OPTEXT@) 1Not enough space for skateboarding tricks! 1Hey man, we don't want your boring, stinkin' comics! 17-E-1 Operation in Full Effect (Like a 7-11, not Apu's Kwik-E-Mart). 3D'OH!s function to execute (Enter)=none 3Enter your gang password below to continue ... 1BART! That's too many Command Line Errors! 1(Ctrl-K) or (Ctrl-X) Aborts prank, (Ctrl-S) Suspends from school. 3Enter new burp length (0)=continuous, (Enter)=no change 1Graffiti Wall Error! Attempting to continue ... 7Special Secret Password (Dots will echo) 0Hey Bart, you wanna see obscene and violent graphics (Enter)=no 3(R)e-enter Simpson's name or (C)ontinue 2Checking Simpson file - please wait ... 3 Password (one word please) 7Checking skateboarding request. Boy! Get me a Duff! ... 1(@OPTEXT@) already exists in school. 2Graffiti: (A)ll, (C)urrent, (S)ince, (Q)uick, (L)ong, (Enter)=abort 3Join Gang War (Enter)=no 0Waiting for quittin' time - All activity suspended ... 7Sts Msg# Ref# To From Subject 1(@OPTEXT@) Skateboarding area left is only @BYTESLEFT@ 3Before skipping school, enter a description of: @OPTEXT@ 2Begin description with (/) to make comic book `Private'. 3Coool! Thanks for the comic(s), man! 2(A) (C) (D) (E) (F) (H) (I) (L) (Q) (S) (SA) (SC) (SK) (SN) (U) 2(A)bort, (C)ont Line Editor, (D)elete, (E)dit, (F)ull Scrn Editor, (H)elp, 0Modem Reset Error .. 2Thanks for coming out! Whadda tool. 3(A), (C), (D), (F), (L), (P), (Q), (S), (U), (#), (+/-) 3A)dd, C)hange, D)el, F)ind, L)ist, P)rint, Q)uit, S)can, U)ndel, (#) 3 To:~ 3 From:~ 3 Subj:~ 1Unable to write Simpson User Record - Aborting! 0@OPTEXT@ has changed the TV show to:~ 1Number of Users Vomited: 7Parent-Teacher chat active at~ 7Whoo-hoo! Skateboarding trick successful, @FIRST@. 1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid comic book name 2(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0A min 'til last call at Moe's) (H)elp, Chat Command 2(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0A min 'til last call at Moe's) (H)elp, Chat Command 7This is now private. Nobodysawmedoit.Can'tproveanything. 1That is a private fight. You can't bet on it. 17-E-1 Operation Not Available! Call using 8-N-1 Modem Settings! 1PCBPACK Security Level Fail! Your report gets a D- 7Ah man, recess is over. I'm comin' back, don't have a cow. 1Simpson Record Number Bad! 7Press ESC to enter that silly command mode. 0 Aborted using~ 0 Completed using~ 0@OPTEXT@ has turned this into a private pay-TV channel. 0Ring Detected -~ 0Press (Space) to acknowledge primal scream, (Esc) when done. 6Minutes taken to drink Duff: @OPTEXT@ 3Subject (Enter)=no change 1Graffiti Security (H)=help 2Graffiti # to Begin Search from (@OPTEXT@) 3(@TIMELEFT@ min until last call at Moe's), (H)elp, More 2(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, End of Graffiti Scribbling Command 2Favorite skateboard model (Enter)=no change 3 To (Enter)=`ALL' 3Subject (Enter)=abort 1Error in comic book title request! 6Welcome back to class. Have you been skipping again?~ 1Creating New Graffiti Index File . 7Online update of Simpson's record completed. 1Only Ass-key and Kermit the Frog skateboards supported at 7-E-1! 1Number of Graffiti Writings Vomited : 1Number of Bytes Vomited: 7@X07@OPTEXT@ @X0Cnot found in Simpson file. 3Two lines left before wall is full, @FIRST@ ... 0@OPTEXT@ has joined the cast of this TV show. 0@OPTEXT@ has quit acting on this TV show. 2(V)iew, (P)rint, (S)can, (D)elete Caller Log, (Enter)=quit 2(V)iew, (P)rint Users, (Enter)=quit 1) was not found in line 0Geek jumped ship, carrier lost at sea ... 5(Enter) Starts, (Ctrl-X) Aborts 5(Ctrl-X) Aborts Skateboarding 1File Size is `0' - Aborting ... 7Parent-Teacher chat ended at~ 2Edit: (T)o, (F)rom, (S)ubject, Refer (N)um, (R)ead, (P)rotection 7`Echo' Graffiti, (Enter)=@OPTEXT@ 3Text Entry Command 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMDIR@), Comic Book List Command 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMBLT@), Marks List Command 1~(whadda geek) wants to fight with you on channel @OPTEXT@. 2Respond by typing (CHAT) (G) and then select channel @OPTEXT@. 3Gang War: (G)roup, (U)navailable, (H)elp, (Enter)=none 3Gang War: (G)roup, (A)vailable, (H)elp, (Enter)=none 1Sorry, @FIRST@, that geek won't fight with ya. 7Fight ended at @OPTEXT@ 7One-on-one fight started at @OPTEXT 2Enter a new `topic' for Channel @OPTEXT@ 0Refused to register. Tool! 6Enter TV channel number (1-255), (L)ist channels or (Q)uit gang war 7Monitor Mode is now off. 7Monitor Mode is now on. 1There's nothin' on the TV channels. 2Spray paint graffiti. (Enter) to end.~ 6Out to Moe's 3Comic book to Read (Enter)=none 1Error trying to read comic book (@OPTEXT@) 2Oh well, finished reading comic book (@OPTEXT@) 7Checking View request. Go play in the traffic... 6Parent-Teacher Chat 2Default Skateboard type set to~ 1Error reading PCBPROT.DAT! Aborting ... 6Answering Math Exam 3Enter the node number to recruit into gang war 3Enter geek (#) to ignore, (C)ancel or (W)ho 7Ignore Geek mode cancelled 7This TV channel is now PBS (public). 6Rcvd Broadcast Message 7Loading PCBPack module. Please wait ... 1PCBPack module not found! Pack request unsuccessful ... 7Ignoring Geeks:~ 1That Simpson already exists in the data base. 3Smithers, what is Simpson's first name 3 What's that little trouble maker's last name 3Hey kid, what's yer name 3 Cool! What's your last name 7Left Hospital Zone. YEAAAA! I CAN SCREAM!!! 7Entering hospital zone. Silent Mode is now on. 3Send private whisper to geek (#), (C)ancel or (S)how geeks 2Grab a Duff(tm) - Adding @USER@ to Quick Index File ... 3City and State (of mind) that you're calling from 3 Reg. Exp. Date (as mmddyy) 3 Exp. Reg. Security Level 3 Exp. Reg. Gang Conference Info. 3Super Extra Special Comment/Record Info 1@OPTEXT@ bps is not supported. Get a real modem, Bart! 1@OPTEXT@ bps is supported from @OFFHOURS@. Get a real modem! 1School is currently cancelled ... 1@FIRST@, your record has been updated with changes made. 3Node # to Drop to Moe's (Enter)=none 1Sorry, @FIRST@, no Marks are presently available. 1FLANDERS! No DOORS are available! 1Bummer @FIRST@! No comic book classifications available. 1Bummer, @FIRST@, no Gangs are presently available! 3 --- --------------------- ----------------------------- 2Skateboard type for stunts, (Enter) or (N)=abort 1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid Gang selection! 1D'OH! (@OPTEXT@) is an invalid DOOR selection! 7Rummaging through closet 2Burp Length is currently set to 1Comic books not accepted on title format (@OPTEXT@) 2 (#) Status User 7Obscene, Violent Graphics mode is now on, @FIRST@ ... 0Obscene, Violent Graphics mode off. Now in pansy mode. 7Logoff Information Saved. I know all and see all. 1Transfer Aborted ... 1D'OH! @FIRST@, you entered an invalid mark list #! 1Sorry, @FIRST@, you entered an invalid Directory #! 0Event @OPTEXT@ ran at~ 0Caller Exited to Moe's at @OPTEXT@ 0Viewed Text file (@OPTEXT@) 3Scan for new graffiti since last time read (Enter)=yes 2New Info 2Enter text of secret special private graffiti below: 1PRIVATE GRAFFITI! @X0BTo respond privately use: SEND @OPTEXT@ 3Comic book to scam (Enter)=@OPTEXT@ 3Carbon Copy To (Enter)=none 0Opened Pandora's Box (@OPTEXT@) at~ 6Nobody home 6Available for Fighting 6Slamming head into DOOR 6Auto Suspension Pending 6Moe's Revisit Pending 6Unavailable for a fight 6Scamming a Comic 6Spray painting graffiti 6In Gang War 6Visit to Moe's Pending 0AAAGH! @OPTEXT@ has made the discussion public. 1I'm Troy McClure! Channel 1 cannot be made private.. 1Incorrect Scamming Password for Comic (@OPTEXT@) 1Incorrect Lending Password for Comic (@OPTEXT@) 1Heh heh, sorry neighbor, wrong view password for comic (@OPTEXT@) 1Heh heh, sorry neighbor, wrong password for DOOR (@OPTEXT@) 1That looser is not in a gang war! 7I'm busy preparing comic(s) for scamming. Don't have a cow, man. 0Marks Read:~ 1Whisper comic book name 3Comic Selected:~ 3Protocol Type: ~ 3 Select Gang(s) 1(@OPTEXT@) not found on disk! 2I'm back! Thanks for waiting. Mmmmm...beer.~ 2@OPTEXT@ Joined 3Local password 2Enter the Graffiti # to wash off (Enter)=none 1Punch-you-ation Error: Quotes may be necessary around the search criteria. 0Back from Moe's at @OPTEXT@ 2Howdly doodly, neighbour!~~ 7Graffiti Restored:~ 1Graffiti Wiped off:~ 0Comment Left:~ 0Graffiti Left:~ 7Saving Comment # 7Saving Graffiti # 0 (Enter) continues with display 0 (Y) yes, continue with display 0 (N) no, stop displaying this text 0 (NS) continue reading in non-stop mode 6Drop to Moe's - Urgent 1Force logoff now (`N'=wait until caller logs off, then drop to Moe's) 0 (V) View a file, then continue displaying comics 2 # Msgs Found: 3Node # to Recycle through Moe's (Enter)=none 0Password Failure (@OPTEXT@) 7Brainer mode is now on, @FIRST@ ... 7Brainer mode is now off, @FIRST@ ... Wimp. 3Comics: (1-@NUMDIR@), (A), (U), (Enter)=none 3Comics: (1-@NUMDIR@), (A)ll, (U)ploads, (Enter)=none 0Alt-> F=Out I=In N=Next X=DOS P=Printer T=FmFeed F1/F2=Time F9/F10=Security 01=SyPrv 2=LkOut 3=Print 4=Bell 5=SHELL 6=Reg 7=Alarm 8=HngUp 9=Screen 10=Chat 1Network Delay - Grab a Duff, @FIRST@ ... 3Scamming Time:~ 3Scamming Size:~ 3Total Will Be:~ 3Lending Drive: 2 Bite me: Free disk space 1Smithers, terminate thread read. 1Graffiti Number Memorized ... 1Graffiti text search ended ... 1Marge, I forgot! Insufficient memory for CHAT buffers. 3Lend Status : 1 Read by class bully before posting 1 Posted Immediately 0Caller Num.: 1FLANDERS! Unable to open CHAT file! 0Lst Date On:~ 0Expire Date:~ 0# Times On : 0Burp Length: 0Brainer Mode: On 0Brainer Mode: Off 0Security Lv: 0# Scams : 0# Lends : 0Bytes Avail: 0L/Msg. Read: 0High Msg. #: 0Active Msgs: 0Tr/Protocol:~ 3Operational Languages Available: 1Alternative Language Operation Not Available. 3Enter Language # to use (Enter)=no change 7WooHoo! Simpson talk is now active! 1Language Requested Not Available. 2 beers (approximate) 1SHELL Batch file Missing ( 0Resetting Packet ... 0Resetting Modem ... 0Classroom is Ready For Students 3 min. left) 3(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0E min. left) @INCONF@Command 7Scanning~ 7Scanning Main (0) 0 Gang 0Main Board 1Ahhh man! Error in Chat File format. Aborting! 1Found: @X07@OPTEXT@ 1Crumple your entry (Enter)=no 7Text Entry Aborted ... 3Delete Line # 1Sorry, @FIRST@, unable to Insert another line! 3Before Line # 3Which line do you want to edit, @FIRST@ 0Screamed for Teacher at~ 0Hanging Up Phone ... 0Going Off-Hook ... 6@OPTEXT@ Abandoned. Now you're all alone. 1(@OPTEXT@) Menu Selection is not available, @FIRST@. D'OH! 3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the secret password for lending comics 3 Enter password to open the DOOR 3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the special secret password for peeping 3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the special secret password for scamming 2Press (Enter) to belch 1D'OH! Insufficient security for DOOR (@OPTEXT@) 2Edit: (T)o, (F)rom, (S)ubject, Refer (N)um, (R)ead, (P)rotection, (E)cho 1Darn! No news about your latest prank in the paper. 3 Msgs For You:~ 3 Msgs From You:~ 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Graffiti Scan Command 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Graffiti Read Command 1No graffiti number has been memorized! 1The user may be busy picking nose. Attempt to call into fight anyway 1Insufficient Download Security for (@OPTEXT@) 7Caller Log Viewed 7Directory Scan for (@OPTEXT@) 1User File Viewed 1Sorry, @FIRST@, Insufficient Security for `From' edit! 7The classroom bully inspects new comics. This can be a lengthy process. 1(H)arass Jimbo, or press any other key to remain alive... 7Skipping class now. Thank you for the comic(s). 7 has gone for a Duff. Don't have a cow ... 1Not lending comics? What kind of friend are you? 3 Enter (Oldtext;Newtext) or (Enter) alone for `no change'. 7Date: Number: 0 To: 0HAS REPLIES 0From: 0(N/A) 0NO 0RECEIVER ONLY 0GROUP PASSWORD 0SENDER PASSWORD 0PUBLIC GRAFFITI 7Lending will lose the Flagged Files list. Continue with Lending 0Foul Language Correcting Modem Detected 0Refer# 0Read: 0Subj: 1Not Using Teacher Record #1 - Pack not Available! 0Status: 1Pack Graffiti Base Before Continuing! 1No Security Level Match in PWRD File! 0Free Msg #s: 0Low Msg. # : 0Defined #'s: 2Generate ONLY a New Index File (Enter)=no 1Assign More Graffiti BLOCKS using PCBSetup! 7Fight Echo disabled. Use the ECHO command to re-enable it. 7Fight Echo enabled. 3Move Graffiti to what gang # 0 / FILE 0Graffiti Moved: # 0 / LIST 3Recent Comics Lended 0(Esc) Exit, () () (PgUp) (PgDn) (Home) (End) Scrolls, (Space) Tags/Untags 0Scroll Lines Above Cursor: 0Scroll Lines Below Cursor: 0(Generic Graffiti) 2(G)et lost after Batch, (A)bort, Change (P)rotocol, (Enter)=continue 5(Ready to Send in Batch Mode) 1The comic book received is wider than 79 characters. 3(S)ave or (A)bort graffiti 7Finished skating. 1Output Comic Book Name 3Batch Scamming Time:~ 3Batch Scamming Size:~ 3 Skateboard Type: ~ 2(A)ll Abort Detected. Continue with scan (Enter)=yes 2Gang: Read Type: GENERAL 2Gang: Read Type: THREAD READ 2Gang: Read Type: TEXT SCAN 2Gang: Read Type:GRAFFITI FOR YOU 2Gang: Read Type:GRAFFITI FROM YOU 2Gang: Read Type: TO OR FROM YOU 2(G)et lost after Scamming, (A)bort Scam (Enter)=continue 1Attached Comic Book: @X07@OPTEXT@~~ 1Kidnap Aborted. Read Pointers Restored ... 1Get lost in 10 seconds. (H)ang up now or (Ctrl-K) to cancel 2Capture comic is empty - nowhere to skateboard. 3Total graffiti saw while skateboarding -> 5Sending comic(s) - Start skateboarding ... 0Arriving late for class 3Use Full Screen Editor 6Full Screen Editor requires ANSI capability. Haa haa! 3Skateboard home with flagged Comic Books 1New Marks: 0Looser tried to log on as:~ 3Perform (S)oundex Search, (R)e-enter User's Name or (C)ontinue 3(U)se Found Name, (S)earch for more, (R)e-enter Name or (C)ontinue 3PLAGARIZE: Starting line number, (Q) to Quit 3PLAGARIZE: Ending line number, (Q) to Quit 7Squishing & mangling capture file. Don't have a cow, man... 6D'OH! Insufficient Memory for Operation @OPTEXT@ 0Sysop - Not Busy 0User - Not Busy 0PCBSysMgr 0PCBFiler 0PCBSetup 0SYSTEM Statistics 0PCBMoni 0Reset Stats 0No Printer 0Printer is On 0Alarm is On 0Scream for Teach ON 0Log in as a regular user. Callers will get a busy signal. 0Log in as a regular user. RING Alert will be activated. 0Toggle printer off or on. When on, caller log is echoed to printer. 0Run PCBoard System Manager for User File maintenance. 0Choose between System-Wide and Node-Specific Statistics Display 0Log in as the Sysop. Callers will get a busy signal. 0Log in as the Sysop. RING Alert will be activated. 0Toggle `Page Bell' on or off. System will BEEP when caller pages you. 0Run PCBFiler for File Directory maintenance. 0Run PCBMoni to monitor NODE activity 0Drop to Moe's. Callers will get a busy signal. 0Drop to Moe's. Callers will NOT get a busy signal. Phone will ring! 0Toggle `Caller Alarm' on or off. System BEEPs as caller logs on, etc. 0Run PCBSetup to change PCBoard configuration. 0Reset Node/System Statistics to Zero 0No Modem Selected 0Last Caller: 0Calls: 0Msgs: 0D/Ls: 0U/Ls: 2Press (Esc) to Exit (Ctrl-Z) for Help 2(Ins/Ctrl-V) Mode: Overwrite 2(Ins/Ctrl-V) Mode: Insert 3(@OPTEXT@), Set your Last Graffiti Read to 1Last Graffiti Read now set to @OPTEXT@. 0Unlimited 0 (F) Flag a comic for later scamming, then continue displaying comics 3(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, (V)iew, (F)lag, More 2(A)bort, (E)dit, (G)oodbye, (L)ist, (P)rotocol, (Enter)=continue 2(A)dd a comic, (R)emove a comic, (L)ist Batch, (Enter)=continue 1(@OPTEXT@), Remove comic book number(s) 7Removed from Batch: @OPTEXT@ 1(@OPTEXT@) duplicates a comic book already in the batch! 1@OPTEXT@ was not added - can't carry any more comics home. 3Clear the screen between each graffiti message? 3Enter the comic book to flag for scamming (Enter)=none 7 User Name Location Last On 3Enter text to scan for (ENTER alone finds all registered Simpsons) 0LOCAL Statistics 1Delete this record 3Enter Gang Numbers, (S)elect All, (D)eselect All or (Q)uit 3Enter Gang Numbers or (Q)uit 3Set Gang Flags (R=Reg, X=Expired Reg, S=Scan Gang, C=Gang Leader) 2Selecting ALL Gangs. Grab a Duff. Go ahead! I'll wait. Dum de dum 2mmmmm...new graffiti from these gang(s): 3Read graffiti TO or FROM (enter Simpson's name) 1Hey, you tool! Both first and last names are required for this gang! 3Copy Graffiti to what Gang # 0Graffiti Copied: # 2Do you wanna write graffiti on Mrs. Krabapple's blackboard instead 2 FREE 2 / NO TIME 3Enter the comic book to inspect (Enter)=none 2Checkin' out @OPTEXT@... 7 passed. WooHooo! 1 FAILED! Aaah man, another F. 0D'OH! Verification FAILED on @OPTEXT@! 3Screaming for Teacher 2 Graffiti Graffiti 2 Num Gang To You Found 2----- ------------- -------- -------- 3Full Screen Editor Default: (Y)es, (N)o, (A)sk 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Graffiti Read Command 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMDIR@), Comic Book List Command 7 Last High Last High 7Num Gang Read Num. Flags Num Gang Read Num. Flags 7CTTY mode is now on, @FIRST@ ... 7ANSI mode is now on, @FIRST@ ... 0Modem: @OPTEXT@ 0Caller Number: @OPTEXT@ 0Caller Security: @OPTEXT@ 0of 7Hidedely-ho neighbor! Loading @OPTEXT@ for ya! 3LOOSER! Did you forget your password? 7Do you wanna write graffiti on the blackboard before skipping class? 0COMMENT: PASSWORD FAILURE 3Is this correct 7Please try using a different name. If desired, try adding a middle initial. 1Lock moron out and disconnect 1Disconnect moron 1Give moron teacher privileges 1Warning: You have comic books flagged for scamming! 7Proceed with running the @OPTEXT@ door 7Skip class for today 1@INCONF@has been selected. 1@INCONF@has been deselected. 6Rummaging for @OPTEXT@ 2Lending Credits: 0.0 minutes, 0 bite me's 1Could not find @X07@OPTEXT@ @X0Cin the simpson file. D'OH! 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMBLT@), Mark List Command 2(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, End of Graffiti Command 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Graffiti Scan Command 1(maximum per-gang limit reached) 1(maximum graffiti limit reached) 1(Rcvd Comics: @RFILES@ Bite me's @RBYTES@ CPS: @RCPS@ Combined CPS: @BICPS@) 1Batch Lend: @RFILES@ Bite me's: @RBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @RCPS@ (@BICPS@) 1Batch Lending: @RFILES@ Bite me's: @RBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @RCPS@ 1Batch Scamming: @SFILES@ Bite me's: @SBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @SCPS@ 1~~(Comics: @SFILES@ Bite me's: @SBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @SCPS@) 1~~(Comics: @RFILES@ Bite me's: @RBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @RCPS@) 1~~(Avg. CPS: @SCPS@) 1~~(Avg. CPS: @RCPS@) 2Additional Commands: (@X0FFLAG@X0A) for scamming, (@X0FV@X0A)iew comic. 1Size: @X07@OPTEXT@ 1That moronic handle is not allowed. Pick a cooler name! 3Scroll multi-screen graffiti writings 3Use long headers when reading graffiti 2(I)nsert, (L)ist Msg, (Q)uote, (S)ave, (SA)Save Attach, (U)pload Msg 2Request a $&!%$ Return Receipt 1Wants a @#$%@# Receipt.~~ 7<sigh>. Generating receipt...mmmm cocktail weenies... 1Your graffiti number : @X07 1Which was addressed to: @X07 1Was received/read on : @X07 2Route graffiti to 3Set editor workspace default to 79 columns of Duff 1This gang is read-only..no spray painting graffiti here... 1Private graffiti is not allowed in this gang. 3Password for this gang 1The graffiti already contains a comic book attachment! 3Carbon List To (Enter)=none 1cc: @OPTEXT@ 3Read graffiti TO (enter Simpson's name) 3Read graffiti FROM (enter Simpson's name) 1The comic book attachment is missing from disk and cannot be flagged. 1No comic book attachments allowed in THIS gang! Sorry, kid! 1Carbon Copy List maximum reached! FLANDERS! 1D'OH! Errors encountered, PPE aborted... BART! 1Unable to allocate memory (@OPTEXT@). I forgot how! 1Invalid token encountered (@OPTEXT@). 1BART! Error occurred executing PPE (@OPTEXT@). Whazzit mean, boy? 1D'OH! An error occurred evaluating an expression. 1D'OH! Error loading PPE (@OPTEXT@) from disk. 1D'OH! Error appending (@OPTEXT@) to answer file. 1D'OH! Error deleting file (@OPTEXT@). 1Updating index file, I'll wait if you wanna grab a Duff(tm)... 2(72 chars/line, @OPTEXT@ lines maximum) 2(79 chars/line, @OPTEXT@ lines maximum) 2(45 chars/line, @OPTEXT@ lines maximum) 0(Carbon List) 7Read your personal graffiti now: (Y)es, (N)o, (A)ll new scribblings 2Scanning for new graffiti from geeky friends... 7You have new graffiti on your desk. Please read it NOW. 2Scanning to see if new marks are posted... 2Your current Borrow:Lend comic book ratio is : @X0F@FILERATIO@ 2Your current Looserness:Coolness bite me ratio is : @X0F@BYTERATIO@ 2Your Borrow:Lend comic book ratio must remain below: @X0F@OPTEXT@ 1Scamming @OPTEXT@ would exceed your Borrow:Lend comic book ratio. 1Scamming @OPTEXT@ would exceed your Looserness:Coolness bite me ratio 2Number of comic books scammed : @X0F@DLFILES@ 2Looserness rating, in bite me's : @X0F@DLBYTES@ 1Your scamming limit is set at : @X0F@OPTEXT@ 1Scamming @OPTEXT@ would exceed your comic book borrowing limit. 1Scamming @OPTEXT@ would exceed your bite me limit. 7Bart, I'm busy creating a QWK packet. Go play in the traffic... 1Error compressing comic book. Great. Now the pages are wrinkled. 2QWK Commands: (D)ownload, (U)pload 3Just reading your cool graffiti, don't have a cow... 1Error extracting your graffiti! 1D'OH! Invalid menu option type encountered (@OPTEXT@) Whazzat? 3@OPTEXT@ Menu Command ('MENU' for options) 6Running Event pant,pant 0Whew! Event finished at~ 7Whoo-hoo! Graffiti successfully inserted between the cracks! 1D'OH! Graffiti insertion failed. 1Comic books matching (@OPTEXT@) are not allowed in THIS school! 3Date when Graffiti should be Packed-Out (mmddyy) 1Graffiti Pack Date: @OPTEXT@ 3Moronic Alias Name (enter=no change) 7Hiding identity change. BartMan, don't have a cow... 1Changed name to @OPTEXT@. 1BartMan, your true identity is protected while you remain in this gang. 0Changed moronic alias to @OPTEXT@. 0Simpson attempted to use @OPTEXT@ as an alias. 0Bite-me Ratio :~ 0Scam Ratio :~ 1Please enter your Address (2 lines provided for Street Address): 3 Street (1 of 2) 3 Street (2 of 2) 3 City 3 State 3 Zip Code 3 Country 1You have already used that password. Pick another one, dolt! 3Enter your mother's maiden name 7For verification, enter your mother's maiden name 1Password too short! Must be @OPTEXT@ characters or longer, try again. 1Moron! Your password cannot be a subset of your name. Try again. 1Your password has expired. Please enter a new secret password now. 1Your password will expire in @OPTEXT@ days. Use the (W) command to change it. 2Date as (mmddyy) to trash school notes from (Enter)= 0Return Receipt:~
