Transcription: Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boom stick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington, S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporty goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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