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- Title : Security to the Bidet!
- Filename : SCUMTREK.WAD
- Author : Arthur Young
- Email Address : arthur.young@stonebow.otago.ac.nz
- Misc. Author Info : Talks to the President lots - and gets
- replies. He's 5"7', dark hair, male,
- eyes are limpid pools of mud, spends
- altogether too much time playing
- around with other people's computers.
-
- Description : SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is
- nowhere to be seen, the security team
- was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi
- has a headache. Just why the Enterprise
- is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,
- no-one knows. They should be aliens
- with latex on their foreheads and noses,
- but alas, we make do.
-
- You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your
- mother was on planet leave when _strange_
- things started to happen. Data got a life,
- Lwaxana became a nun, the security team
- came back from planetside intact, Worf
- came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_
- scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back
- from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the
- little things that give it away. It's
- gonna be a tough day.
-
- Set phasers to rotisserie and report to
- transporter room three on the double. You
- must join your mum before _you_ get toasted
- and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.
-
- Just look out for Q in a very special guest
- appearance in engineering!
-
- Additional Credits to : Neil for his computer and the rest of his
- flat for inspiration and the location for
- playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules
- available, just email to
- neil.gardner@stonebow.otago.ac.nz)
-
- Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton
- (Billy the Kid to his friends) for his
- personalised letter. Just send mail to
- President@whitehouse.gov telling him you're
- a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right
- if you want any small South American
- countries invaded.
-
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-
- * Play Information *
-
- Episode and Level # : E2M1 (Watch for Planetside and Bird of Prey
- and the Liberator!!!)
- Single Player : Yes
- Cooperative 2-4 Player : Yes
- Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Yes (tested with 4 players!)
- Difficulty Settings : Not implemented - (why bother?)
- New Sounds : No (send me a SB and I'll make some)
- New Graphics : No
- New Music : No
- Demos Replaced : None
-
- * Construction *
-
- Base : New level from scratch
- Build Time : 12 hours...
- Editor(s) used : DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x
- Known Bugs : cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs
- rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George,
- Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders,
- bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc...
-
-
- * Copyright / Permissions *
-
- Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional
- levels. (But send me a copy)
-
- You may do whatever you want with this file.
-
- * Where to get this WAD *
-
- FTP sites:
-
- BBS numbers: None - get onto Internet :-)