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This game is called Chicken... Why?
Ah, well.
Ahahahahahaha, fluff.
Ding dong merrily on high... ...and made it all uneven.
Gargle with lava thrice daily, and your larynx soon will be cured! 9 8 7 6 5 3 2 4 3 1 2 3 5 0 I am a tree, hee hee hee. Old joke with the botchy countdown, but never mind.
Babysit?
Oho. Aha. Grr.
Triptych. Indeed. And why not?
Will you pop along, hop along, mop along, bop along, fiddle on, griddle on, er.
Fish, singers too and a pear tree with a partridge in it? Hehehehe (an alternative laugh).
Here is some poetry for you to look at!
Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill cracked up with laughter.
Jack got up and staggered round, His head wound pouring blood; He knocked down Jill and held her still To drown her in the mud.
But Jill had seen Jack coming To bring about her death, So when her head went under, She simply held her breath.
Jack stood up and wandered off Believing Jill was dead But every step away Jack took Was marked in bloody red.
Jill got up and followed him As quiet as she could And while Jack went to fix his head She followed his trail of blood.
Jack saw her in the mirror, as He bandaged up his wound; He saw the gun she pointed And dove on to the ground.
The bullet flew and smashed the glass; Fragments filled the air. Jack lay still upon the ground Blood dripping from his hair.
He found a long sharp fragment Of glass, and let it fly; And as Jill aimed her gun at him It sank into her eye.
She fell into a crumpled heap Her spirit flew to Hell. But as she died, her finger twitched And Jack was killed as well.
A bit grim, but never mind.
Hahahahahahahahaha, I like to laugh, even in text!
Whoops? Polanski: Aha. Grr, nearly.
Unhinged? Who?
Huygen, who was he, I don't know. Fish again, but no singers.
goch, with a Llanfairpwy etc on the start, spells the name of a place in Wales.
3HNO3 + C3H5(OH)3 --- C3H5(NO3)3 + 3H2O!
What fun!
N2H4 --- fun too. (C2H5)2O --- sleepy stuff which goes boom... A good cloud seed is a silver iodide crystal, you know.
Trichloromethane --- Chloroform --- C-H-Cl-13. Fluothane, C2-F3-Br-H-Cl is much more sleepy and nicer though, apparently.
Heat some ammonium nitrate for laughter: NH4NO3 heats to form N2O + 2H2O.
Just because TCP stands for trichlorophenol...
Theta waves are 4 Hz, and correspond to human anger.
Gloh gloh gloh gloh glop.
Input high-frequency AC (over 1KHz) to a very large step-up transformer and output the voltage on to a transmission spike, and ooh! A lovely sparky thing.
Get the corpse of any animal, pulse high voltage through it, and watch it jump! Yeuch.
Alternatively, connect the electric shocker to your friend's arm.
Ha ha ha. Not mains, though, please. That's a bit deadly. Wibble. Hahahahahahaha.
Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
Ah, three o'clock.
No! Six thirty, I have not got a cuckoo clock! Silly me. Hahahahahahaha. I still like to laugh.
Someone's just electrocuted me and turned me into Sunday dinner.
I like meat, it tastes nice. I'm not a vegetarian! I quite like eating the burnt, mutilated corpse of a pig, although I prefer electrocuted chicken. Lovely, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes, laughing is fun.
Oo! Oo! Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo! And other random noises.
Am I too sick for you? Then you're too sensitive. Hahahahahahahaha, yes, I still like to laugh!
