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- Some men are discovered; others are found out.
- Words must be weighed, not counted.
- By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
- He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
- You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
- Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
- Words are the voice of the heart.
- Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
- A king's castle is his home.
- He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
- The universe is laughing behind your back.
- The best prophet of the future is the past.
- It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
- Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
- Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
- Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
- Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
- Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
- Many pages make a thick book.
- Every purchase has its price.
- Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
- You will step on the night soil of many countries.
- Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
- He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
- Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
- If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
- The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
- Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
- A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
- A good memory does not equal pale ink.
- How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
- You dialed 5483
- It's later than you think.
- Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
- It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
- Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
- Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
- Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
- The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
- Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
- Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
- Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
- To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
- He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
- Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
- Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
- You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
- As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
- One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
- Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
- It is better to wear out than to rust out.
- When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
- The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
- It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
- How you look depends on where you go.
- A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
- A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
- Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
- Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
- Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
- People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
- Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
- Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
- Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
- You have mail.
- His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
- Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
- Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
- With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
- He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
- Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
- Today is the last day of your life so far.
- Flee at once, all is discovered.
- Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
- Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
- For a good time, call 8367-3100.
- Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
- Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
- God does not play dice.
- This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
- Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
- No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
- You will feel hungry again in another hour.
- You now have Asian Flu.
- God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
- Disk crisis, please clean up!
- You auto buy now.
- Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
- Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
- Many are cold, but few are frozen.
- The early worm gets the bird.
- He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
- Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
- The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
- Can't open /usr/lib/fortunes.
- If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
- It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
- Disk crunch - please clean up.
- Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543
- I will never lie to you.
- Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
- Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
- 1 bulls, 3 cows
- It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
- Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
- Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
- Snow Day - stay home.
- Save gas, don't eat beans.
- All that glitters has a high refractive index.
- Ignore previous fortune.
- When in doubt, lead trump.
- 23. ... r-q1
- unix soit qui mal y pense
- Even a cabbage may look at a king.
- Honi soit la vache qui rit.
- No directory
- Don't eat yellow snow.
- One Bell System - it works.
- One Bell System - it sometimes works.
- * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
- chess tonight
- External Security:
- Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
- MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
- A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
- IOT trap -- core dumped
- IOT trap -- mos dumped
- /usr/news/gotcha
- Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
- System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
- : is not an identifier
- Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
- Those who can do, those who can't, write.
- The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
- New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
- You might have mail.
- You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
- You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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