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"I got some used paint - it was in the shape of a house" -Steven Wright
"...I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid and I'm not going!" - Kerr Avon
"'Racket'?? That's BRAHMS... BRAHMS' THIRD RACKET!!!" - Basil Fawlty
REAL programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween because DEC 25=OCT 31!
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
"Doctor! My brain hurts!" "It'll have to come out!!" - Gumby Surgery
"To understand recursion you must understand recursion" - Andrew Koenig
"Don't embarrass us." - Perfect Tommy "Have I ever?" - Buckaroo Banzai
"Compile this? Here I am, brain the size of a planet..." - my computer
-All syllogisms have three parts. Therefore this is not a syllogism.-
"My brothers and sisters all hated me,'cause I was an only child!" - Al
Proposed group comp.networks.load-reduction: Send your vote to dev/null
"AUTOEXEC.BAT - a sturdy wooden shaft used to coax IBMs into operation"
"Quantum Mechanics: The dreams that stuff is made of..." - Michael Sinz
"Well batten 'em down again! We'll teach those hatches!!" - Bugs Bunny