home
***
CD-ROM
|
disk
|
FTP
|
other
***
search
/
ftp.barnyard.co.uk
/
2015.02.ftp.barnyard.co.uk.tar
/
ftp.barnyard.co.uk
/
cpm
/
walnut-creek-CDROM
/
ZSYS
/
ZNODE-12
/
I
/
RAREGEMS.TXT
< prev
next >
Wrap
Text File
|
2000-06-30
|
640b
|
19 lines
Rare Gems (sm)
By David Wright
The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The
world's climates are changing, the mammals
are taking over and we all have a brain about
the size of a walnut. --Dinosaur speaker,
"The Far Side"
If I had my life to live over, I'd live over
a delicatessen. --Unknown
First of all, Mr. Hawkins, let's put the gun
down... I would guess it's an itchy trigger
finger, but I want to take a closer look.
--Dermatologist, "The Far Side"