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  1.                         My life with Sex
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  4. Usuall∙ everyonσ wh∩ ha≤ ß doτ eithe≥ call≤ him Rove≥ o≥ somσ ì
  5. sucΦ name« ╔ cal∞ minσ "Sex"« A≤ yo⌡ caε n∩ doub⌠ imagine¼ Se° i≤ ì
  6. ß ver∙ embarrassinτ namσ fo≥ ß doτ anΣ i⌠ ha≤ leΣ mσ int∩ al∞ ì
  7. sort≤ oµ trouble.
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  9. Onσ da∙ ╔ tooδ Se° fo≥ ß walδ anΣ hσ raε away« ╔ spen⌠ hour≤ ì
  10. lookinτ fo≥ tha⌠ dog« ┴ policemaε camσ alonτ anΣ askeΣ wha⌠ ╔ wa≤ ì
  11. doinτ iε aε alle∙ a⌠ 4aφ iε thσ morning« ╔ saiΣ ╔ wa≤ lookinτ fo≥ ì
  12. Sex....« M∙ casσ come≤ u≡ nex⌠ Thursday.
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  14. Onσ da∙ ╔ wen⌠ t∩ thσ Towε Hal∞ t∩ ge⌠ ß doτ licencσ fo≥ Sex« Thσ ì
  15. clerδ askeΣ mσ wha⌠ ╔ wanted« ╔ tolΣ hiφ ╔ wanteΣ ß licencσ fo≥ ì
  16. Sex« Hσ saiΣ hσ woulΣ likσ onσ too« Wheε ╔ saiΣ "Bu⌠ thi≤ i≤ fo≥ ì
  17. ß dog"« Hσ saiΣ hσ didn'⌠ carσ wha⌠ shσ lookeΣ like« ╔ said¼ "yo⌡ ì
  18. don'⌠ understand¼ I'vσ haΣ Se° sincσ ╔ wa≤ tw∩ year≤ old"« Hσ ì
  19. replied¼ "Yo⌡ mus⌠ havσ beeε ß ver∙ stronτ boy".
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  21. Wheε ╔ decideΣ t∩ ge⌠ married¼ ╔ tolΣ thσ ministe≥ ╔ wanteΣ t∩ ì
  22. havσ Se° a⌠ thσ wedding« Hσ tolΣ mσ t∩ wai⌠ unti∞ afte≥ thσ ì
  23. ceremony« ╔ said¼ "Se° ha≤ playeΣ ß biτ par⌠ iε m∙ lifσ anΣ i⌠ ì
  24. seem≤ t∩ revolvσ arounΣ Sex"« Hσ saiΣ hσ didn'⌠ wan⌠ t∩ hea≥ ì
  25. abou⌠ m∙ persona∞ life« ╔ tolΣ hiφ tha⌠ everyonσ cominτ t∩ thσ ì
  26. weddinτ woulΣ enjo∙ havinτ Se° there....Wσ werσ marrieΣ b∙ ß ì
  27. Justicσ oµ thσ Peace« M∙ famil∙ i≤ barreΣ froφ thσ church.
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  29. M∙ wifσ anΣ ╔ tooδ thσ doτ alonτ witΦ u≤ oε thσ honeymoon« Wheε ╔ ì
  30. checkeΣ int∩ thσ Mote∞ ╔ tolΣ thσ clerδ ╔ wanteΣ ß rooφ fo≥ m∙ ì
  31. wifσ anΣ anothe≥ onσ fo≥ Sex« Hσ said¼ "ever∙ rooφ iε thσ mote∞ ì
  32. i≤ fo≥ sex"« ╔ said¼ "can'⌠ yo⌡ see¼ Se° keep≤ mσ awakσ a⌠ ì
  33. night"« Thσ clerδ said¼ "mσ too"« 
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  35. M∙ wifσ anΣ ╔ separated« Wσ wen⌠ t∩ cour⌠ t∩ figh⌠ fo≥ custod∙ oµ ì
  36. thσ dog« ╔ said¼ "You≥ Honour¼ ╔ haΣ Se° beforσ ╔ wa≤ married"« ì
  37. Thσ Judgσ said¼ "mσ too"« ╔ tolΣ hiφ tha⌠ afte≥ ╔ wa≤ marrieΣ Se° ì
  38. haΣ lef⌠ me« Hσ said¼ "mσ too".
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  40. I'vσ no≈ haΣ morσ troublσ witΦ thσ doτ thaε ╔ eve≥ gambleΣ for« ì
  41. Jus⌠ thσ othe≥ day¼ wheε ╔ wen⌠ t∩ m∙ firs⌠ sessioε witΦ thσ ì
  42. psychiatris⌠ shσ askeΣ me¼ "Wha⌠ seem≤ t∩ bσ thσ trouble?ó ╔ ì
  43. replied¼ "Se° ha≤ dieΣ anΣ lef⌠ m∙ life« It'≤ likσ losinτ ß bes⌠ ì
  44. frienΣ anΣ it'≤ s∩ lonely"« Thσ docto≥ lookeΣ a⌠ mσ anΣ said¼ ì
  45. "Mister¼ yo⌡ anΣ ╔ botΦ kno≈ tha⌠ SE╪ isn'⌠ ß man'≤ bes⌠ friend¼ ì
  46. s∩ ge⌠ yourselµ ß DOG!"
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